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GameStore derangement continues to reach new all time highs. These people are clinically insane, and if GME really does squeeze to $1000+ I am literally going to ratio myself because Iβd honestly rather be dead than have these r-slurs be right about something.
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I hope GME hits $1000, the r-slurs all hold, and it crashes down to $0. Truly the best case scenario.
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Most of them saying that theyβre holding until 10 million or whatever, planning on buying a mansion with 0.22 fractional shares held in a Robinhood account worth $35. The more r-slurred ones are guaranteed not to take profits and will continue holding the bag, having gained nothing.
The problem is the smart ones that own a couple weekly calls and would post screenshots of turning $1000 into 3 mil on a $500 squeeze. I donβt have the mental strength to cope with that happening again
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If I was r-slurred enough I'd be a multimillionaire by now. Instead I sold my BTCs at $1k because I thought nobody would be so stupid to keep betting on a currency that served no purpose except buying weed on SilkRoad.
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We've all been there... 1k? are people r-slurred? 10k? are people r-slurred? 20k? darn, there are a lot of dumb fricking normies out there... 50k has also been breached...
Will it ever reach 100k?
(I'm just coping because I was too scared to 'invest' when it was less than 10)
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If you had gone in at 10 you would had probably sold at 50 or 100. Which is an awesome ROI anyway. People are fricking greedy and reckless, I've seen people hand out Rolexes and Mercedes keys at a poker table, no wonder hodlers keep fricking buying in. 10 years bull market powered by QE turned everyone in a financial genius, but as soon as the card castle falls rope is going to be the hot commodity.
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Thats the thing a lot of people forgot, even if you bought in early you probably would have sold at some point, especially considering that there was a big spike to a few thousand dollars too a few years back. I doubt many people who bought in early still have their coins from back then. Maybe bought back in, but not many who held for so long.
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I know a guy who keeps his entire savings in BTC. It's completely r-slurred, but (on paper) he made a shit-ton of money, so he won't listen to reason.
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Dont worry man, its just a healthy correction, it will go up again. Does your retirement fund not drop 50% in value in a day?
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Yeah, from my experience I don't have the balls to trade, too emotional and r-slurred... Really good at losing money. Same at playing poker, even knowing the odds, and implied pot odds and all that r-slurred shit, end up always being the fish, if not the whale.
I think there is a lot of interest in maintaining the castle... so I doubt we will go into full recession... we can always explore negative rates! why not give it a try?
Worst case scenario I'll inherit a plot of land in the middle of nowhere, will turn into anprim
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I'll tell you a "secret", most people who daytrade end up losing money.
Returning to monke is never worst case scenario, tbf
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China is experimenting with digital stimmies which expire if unused. Negative rates are in ironically the future. As soon as the government finds a way to implement it
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I remember being into bitcoin when it was about 200, wish my parents gave me more allowance back then so I could have bought some
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Believe it or not that's actually a smart one since they're only $35 deep.
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The funniest part is that they still think they were sticking it to the rich rather than fighting over scraps. I'm sure no rich investors noticed Melvin capital overplaying their hand, GME going up was all because of some zoomers on reddit π
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The GMEtards with an inch of sanity have already left long ago. What's left of it is this.
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Looks like I'm a GMEtard, sigh. I'm just too lazy to withdraw.
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You're hodling the bag, just accept it the truth will set you free
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I honestly didnβt even know that it was still an ongoing thing.
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The only thing thats gonna go up in a while is the quantity of zoomer kidneys on the market
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Darn, how much is that in dramacoin?
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Lmao imagine being so r-slurred to think the implicit value of Amazon lies in videogaymes and funko pop sales, and lecturing a (((guy))) posting a 5 million dollar investment πππ
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Anyone still thinking about GameStop in 2021 deserves to lost all their money (preferably to me). That being said itβs great fun. Loss porn ftw! GUH
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r/wallstreetbets has probably killed more Redditors than any other subreddit
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on the long run I'd bet on egg_irl tbf
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The frick is that sub ?
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Psychological landmine for pubescents
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Groomers + transtrenders.
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A meme sub for "trans-curious", with le ebic observations like "hmmmmmmm you play women in vibeo bames a lot π€π€π€".
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G*mer plays women in vidya game since he is a raging horny frick
YooU mUst bE dYsPhorIc
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My thought process:
My subconscious:
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The grooming stage right before groomercord
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The
equivalent of a Borg cube
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G R O O O O M E R S
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WTF I love r/wallstreetbets now.
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Once Gen Z and Millennials rebel against Amazon GME will be the new king
Gen Z only gives a shit about something so long as it doesn't inconvenience them. These people honestly think mobilizing on Twitter can bring down entire companies because they can get Joe Shmoe fired for wrong think.
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Frick me that dude has $5M. What did he start with? Posts a lot on r/TheRaceTo10Million/
edit: $35k unless he's lying
tfw you're too neurodivergent even for WSB
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WSB is actually banning a lot I think, especially after GME got big.
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There's a ridiculous amount of shill accounts on there now trying to make a new shit stock the next big thing
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it sounds like he was running pump-and-dump scams on their rubes.
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Respect the hustle
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This should come as no surprise. These are the same people who literally argue in favor of the mayocide. Did you forget about that? I didn't. r/Drama posters are literally pro-mayocide. That's not even me being hyperbolic or making insults, it's simply a fact.
They.
Are.
Not.
Human.
They are autists. And they are completely irredeemable.
Snapshots:
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What happened to their messiahs u/deepfrickingvalue btw? I havent seen any big seethe caused by him selling all his stocks yet, is he still around? Maybe selling options ridding redditors of even more money?
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He sold 20mil+ at the top and probably could give a frick less about the rest. My guess is that he is treading very, very carefully based on the advice of very expensive lawyers.
The biggest proof that this whole thing is an r-slured scam of bag holders fighting each other for scraps is that he isnβt in prison. If literally anything on the gamestore subreddits was true, βol DFV would have been thrown in a federal prison 6 months ago for the crime of fricking with rich peopleβs money. The fact that he still walks means that the bougie chads donβt give a frick.
See Martin Shkreli for an example of what happens when you frick with real money.
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I mean idk what they would put him in prison for, I guess they would go for collusion? But then they would have to shut down the whole sub and any other sub and website that discusses stocks.
But I could certainly see (((them))) try
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Imagine this being your reality. Where you now think the outcome that is least likely is somehow the most likely, because it looks like it is never going to happen.
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I love how he tacks on the addendum that "Amazon might be fine with only their AWS offering" as if AWS isn't the highest earning thing that Amazon offers. "Yeah Robinhood would probably do ok even if their only customer base was financially illiterate r-slurs"
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Jizz Bezus
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A lot of $COPE coming from someone who doesn't have 5 million to waste on a bet.
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Itβs fricking cult and none of these people had even heard of Robin Hood until that moron cult leader started getting on the front page. Last year GameStop was the worst company in history and wouldnβt give them 60 dollars for their decade old games and apparently had zero purpose because all games are going digital. Now itβs the most innovative company in history for doing (???).
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You don't understand bro, they have RYAN COHEN, who worked for... a pet toy company. And they're selling computer parts now. Extremely innovative, bro. Just read my DD.
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Oh man prebuilt computers and parts from 3rd party suppliers??
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They bought Amazon at that high? Fricking reddit investors, but high, sell marginally higher.
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