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UnpackThisSweaty Who/Who  2yr ago (text post) 321 thread views #14043

Since we're talking about Cracked, does anyone have links to their satirical video game tutorials from back in the day?

I can't seem to find them anywhere, they were videos of made up RTS games for example telling you to do r-slurred shit like clicking a tree ten times and moving your townspeople to the side of the map.

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The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko

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You could try clicking this link but that's just gonna open up your space inventory.

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First off, son, I’m way too smart to go to prison for punching Nazis. I punch, knock β€˜em out and then walk away, leaving them for the cops and they end up arrested, not me.

Now, if I did end up in prison somehow, my philosophy would still hold true. Go up to an Aryan Brotherhood member, punch β€˜em in the face. After a while, word would get around about my Nazi punching skills and i would be what they call in prison a β€œshot caller.” Nothing happens in the yard without my say so.

Son, you have to believe in your own skill set and understand it will take you far. I’ve spent years honing my Nazi punching skills and I’m unstoppable.

I hope you’ve learned a little something today. s

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