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Hey guys. Im currently incapacitated pretty hard. So this is a drunk posting thread. Its friday night! What are you doing? What are you drinking? Post whatever! Just have fun! I will try and answer to everything. This will be pinned cause whatever.

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Damn Snappy. Why you gotta harsh the man's buzz?

Bodied.

ratioed

Its friday night!

Don't remind me

What are you doing?

Cumming

What are you drinking?

Cum

Degenerate

What are you doing?

Teaching my rat how to fetch (true story)

What are you drinking?

Whiskey

Post whatever!

keep yourself safe


Rats are super cute. Pics? I'd keep one if I could get past their short life spans, but I can't bear to part with a friend every few years. Dogs are hard enough every ~15.

It fucking sucks but I still love the little fuckers.

That was Heimdall. He passed away a few months ago. He was pretty great. I'm too buzzed to get a good picture of Snowdrop because birthing person rats are crazy. She's the one in teaching to play fetch


Adorable

He's pretty cute. I don't know why mice and rats get such bad reps

I started keeping rats because of how looked down upon they are.

An old man was walking along the beach and he saw a young girl who was taking starfish, that had been left by the tide, and throwing them back in the ocean. One by one.

On the beach was tens of thousands, perhaps hundreds of thousands of starfish. The old man thought 'this girl could throw back starfish for the whole day and not even begin to help even a significant fraction of the total.'

As he approached the girl, he said, "little girl, what are you doing? You know you can't save them all?"

The girl picked up a starfish and held it up and said, "I know, but I can save just this one," and threw another back in the ocean.

The old man thought for a moment. Then he bent down, and he picked up a starfish, and he threw it in the ocean.

The old man and a little girl spent the day throwing back as many as they could.

The moral of the story is editing is fucking hard when you're drunk


Should've put them in salty aquariums, cut off a limb, consume, let it regrow, and repeat.

Diseases



Skittering around and creepy; disease vectors; when they're around it usually implies waste is not being contained well.

Also we caught one eating the bird food.

Mice legit stink. They shit everywhere and are fucking stupid. Rats are the fifth best pet there is, behind dogs, cats, capybaras and cheetahs.

Mice legit stink. They shit everywhere and are fucking stupid. Rats are the fifth best pet there is, behind dogs, cats, capybaras and cheetahs.



Cumzone

So true.

Why do you drink? Is something wrong? And please, don’t pull out the Slav card as a justification for this behavior, we are all really worried about you.

Dont be orried friend. Im drinking vodka. Tbh with yall I drank yesterday 2 and I will driink tomorow as well. Im oinvoted to too many parties man. Too many,

I already made a thread for this

Listening to Late Millennial trap shit and drinking IPAs, because I'm That Guy.

Ok. Dont care. Im a j-slur. Im a dictator. I drink it for free.

How did you get to be a Chadmin of this site anyway? Like, no offense, but I think I'm at least on your level when it comes to Dramanaut infamy. (Genuinely asking how it happened tho)

Cause I baited lots of lolcows to this website and I started off the Marsey trend. Without me there would be no Marsey. Now that you mention it I need to do an update post on spider.

Can you tell your Chadmin friends to make a suggested sort by new? A thread like this would benefit so much from sorting by new

Sippin Tea in Your Hood is the best thing to ever come out of Soundcloud. If u disagree, u are the gay

You're gay?

What are you drinking? I'm drinking lemon flavored rum because that's all I have and I'm too sick to go out

Why tf arent you drinking with me in discord voice chat? So rude. Im drinming vdka with various stuff.

I don't know, I don't use discord so it didn't occur to me

drink more though I liked your apartment tour last time

I have a nice apartment yes. Idk what im supposed toshare though. Maybe some pics about what I have in my fridge? Dunno.

yes, and pin that one too

Ok what follows is your fault.

Don't listen to farty they have a gussy.

post feet

Wtf the only person in the voice chat is Marsey you liar


Schizo marsey?

No the other one, I think


The cat? It talks? I kinda wanna hear our schizo marsey speak just to see if the voice I hear when I read it's rants is close to reality.

They left. I'm in drama voice and no one else is here. It's lame. Though you're one of the few that I would even want to talk to


Cool I'd talk to you too lol

Go to the rdrama discord with us. Phone sex


But.... but my beards right beside me

I'm going to give chat the rdrama sex talk channel. Fuck it I'm drunk enough


Post whatever! Just have fun!

OK, here's Ewan McGreggor covered in Japanese writing with his cock out...

So true

Cool

@Aevann Could we get a "Suggested sort" for threads like this? To be set by OP. Defaulting to sorting by New would be invaluable for some threads, like this one

i asked @carpathianflorist and he said it would be bloat, sry king


:marseycapywalking:

Carp is wrong. This is how it works on Reddit.

lemme get a 2nd opinion

@Dad


:marseycapywalking:

Sounds like it could be a useful feature but I almost never phone post so Carp probably has a better idea on controlling bloat.

If someone knows how to implement without bloat, why not. Maybe just put it on a list of things to do after all existing features are finished unless you can find someone to do all the work for you

alright thanks dad


:marseycapywalking:

What’s your option on Glenn Greenwald finally coming out (as a barb)?

Dunmno whart that means bzt dont fuvk your mothers kids,

Barb: singular for ‘barbz’. Barb means a Nicki Minaj stan sweetie

Ok. Still domt lmow what that means. I thoug you meant barb likemchirs chasn barb. You know?

Not on Twitter

Twitter? What?

Ok still no diea whats going on

Glen Greenwald came out as a Nicki Minaj fan and is defending her on Twitter.

Radlibs are melting down about it because they are jealous that Glenn has a hot husband, children and a gorillian dogs as well as being a successful journ*list.

I have the utmost respect for how much seethe that man generates on a daily basis.

He makes it even better due to the fact he can’t shut up on Twitter.

The amount of seethe he generates is glorious

iS GLEN A FOID? Damn. nici minaj? More like Nicke nice ass ajja. Whatever man whatever,

No he is gay

Shit.

Was Glenn part of the Reality Winner reporting?


No. He was part of the Edward Snowden leaks (he was one of the people who flew to Hong Kong to film the interview with Snowden for the intercept and go through the leaks)

Glowies HATE him.

Also, rightoids in Brazil hate him to (he’s gone after bolsonaro)

I wasn't sure if he was involved in the whole debacle with outing her as a source when he was at the intercept. I'm glad he's not, he's one of the only journ*lists I don't want to see drawn and quartered


It’s the one thing Glen is intense as Assange on. Protecting sources. He did an amazing job with Snowden (by organising via encrypted communications) getting him to HK from Hawaii and worked with Wikileaks to get him out of HK

Man, Assange is getting fucking railroaded. Full disclosure, I'm a lean leftoid that's still sore that Assange let WikiLeaks be used for FSB propaganda during the 2016 election. Regardless, the case against him is such bullshit. He wasn't involved in the hacking. It's straight up an attack against the first amendment.

Free Assange so I can DM him on Twitter and call him Putin's bitch.


Perfect timing, we’re just about to see how alcohol affects these meds 👀👀👀

I was thinking about getting something to drink

Yay or Nay

YAY YAY YAY

Some song called "Lemonade" by a group called Internet Money(?) came on and I listened to it a bit and it reminded me how Goated the Gucci Mane song was 🐐

And as phenomenal as that song is, Odd Future killed it even harder. VERY strongly recommend this track:

My parents flew out to visit me, now they are asleep. Presently I am also drunk, listening to a podcast on Belarusian politics, and am walking along the Niagara Falls.

Do you drink your VODAK neat or mix it?

Can you post a dick pic? I will rate it out of 10.

Drinking the cheapest rum they had which still tastes miles better than bacardi. I swear bacardi makes every drink taste like shit even if you put only one drop in it.



I'm doing nothing and I'm not drinking anything

LAAAAAAAAAME!!!!!!!

no u