I think there's good amount of chum for a bait sub about being anti-bicyclist. I'm not creative so I'd appreciate any ideas for names and stuff.
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Just brainstorming
What about implying bikes are worse for the environment than cars? bike lanes divert traffic causing more emissions, bikes made out of nonrenewable plastics, cyclists emit more co2 than drivers, etc
Or saying emissions are good because it will make the earth warmer, which means you can bike year-round
Or just hail mary a r/transcyclists or something
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There was a really r-slurred article I read a while back (may have been satire) about how calling people "cyclists" is dehumanizing and to use "people who cycle" instead. Could be a good angle to go from
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I like the emissions and people who cycle ones. The trans bait subs are kinda overdone. If I can be assed I'll start it.
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I wouldn't make it until the actual cycling-based sub has run its course. Could be funny but it would get the whole topic yalled really quick.
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People of peloton are literally robots.
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Carbon fiber frames rely on an extremely energy-intensive manufacturing and mining processes. A cyclobot would have to ride 100 miles per week for 20 years in order break even with the CO2 emissions.
Also, bikes have limited range causing more people to congregate within cities which are some of humanity's #1 spots of air pollution.
These people must be taxed heavily in order to reduce their negative externalities that they place on the environment.
Ohhh, I like this, OP.
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this is all really good. the carbon fiber frame is just plausible enough, and the city factoid just correct enough that people would fall for it.
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r/gasthebikes
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r/RoadsAreForCars about the inconvenience, r/LearnToCycle as elitist cyclist/auto driver sub complaining most people don't know how to bike on roads (but then have absurdly high standards to be considered qualified), or r/WeGetItYouBike against bike riders who always talk about it or complaints about sweaty coworkers who brag about biking to work.
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Learn to cycle is a great one. I'll brainstorm some ideas for that.
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I dont think that will bait many people because bicyclists are annoying to everyone
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Thanks for the dramacoin kind stranger
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youre welcome i should probably make a post explaining why i do that but im too lazy
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I can't see what you said lol:
I love that I can reply blindly tho. What'd u say about my mom b-word?!!?
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Nonsense there are tons of cycling degenerates on reddit.
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most redditors aren't old enough to drive, so they haven't yet developed a hate for bicyclers
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Alright, here it is. Listen up you absolutely filthy degenerate. I am unblocking you after months (nearly a year) to say this only and only once so that the people who are upvoting your filth know exactly who you are and what you do. For months you have been hounding my comments in an attempt to elicit a response from me, you have made multiple accounts confessing your 'love' for me. Sent me countless number of private messages inviting me to frick you. You have tailed my comments asking me if I would like to have a 'bang bang' coffee with you and discussed with other redditors if they'd like to watch as you frick me. I have witnessed the change in your comment strategy to siding by me to gain brownie points to posting absolute trash so that I give up and respond to your bullshit.
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