I want to be a jannie here and I believe I deserve it

I’ve thought about making you a jannie but you’d likely abuse it even harder than the current problematic jannies and no. When we get granular permissions you’ll get to be one though.

You can start by cleaning up this mess 💩💩💩

Wanting to be a jannie should automatically disqualify you from being one, much like being a politician or a cop. MasterLawlz is the only exception I can think of to AJAB

I want to be a jannie

Rentoid moment.

Nah

Repeatedly banning Quad yesterday really got your peepee hard, huh?

Shut up r-slur.

I've been following this circus around far longer than you. Not only do I have seniority over you, but I have shown a clear trend of terminal madness over the years that makes me the prime candidate to rule over you peons.

If anyone deserves power to abuse, it's me. You fool. You absolute clown. Paypigging Carp for attention like a SIMP? Don't make me laugh. Clearly you don't have the qualifications (let alone the balls) to keep these r-slurs in line.

In short, eat shit.

https://i.ibb.co/xJ9W0mr/5026e029cd33.webp

To be honest you seem quite emotional and we already have enough jannies sperging out because their fee fees are hurt.

oh how the mighty have fallen

No.

Sign the petition moids 😍😍😍https://chng.it/wDrgtknb9X

Things are down that badly for you?

Edit: After a long night of sleep, and thinking about pulling a you and leaving this place forever, I think you deserve the position.

This is a group picture of our jannies, each welding their ceremonial wand.

https://i.ibb.co/8XrhVCx/8c42c4f08b02.webp

Could you ever casually display this much confidence and power?

No; the answer you're looking for is no.

Anyone that wants to be a jannie typically makes a terrible jannie

Okay but I think you’re actually serious and you’re kinda humorless. And short.

I agree, there's some jannies that barely even spend time on site and they have the privilege of mopping up the site for some reason

Where are you gonna find the time to moderate this forum for free when you spend every waking moment shitposting in it for free instead?

I just want to join the country club. I’m not an srdine or ahspedo

No one deserves anything but suffering and eventually, death

You already jannied 3 of my accounts, what more you want?

You have to post bussy to earn like in l4l

landlord_messiah wants to be elevated to a higher position.

Lmao

If you become a janny you should give up all your drama coin.

Nah. I want to be janny but only for the gay name.

you deserve tgius ratio

You know that'd legally turn you into a , right?

I bring the drama but no one upcoins

If made mod, I promise free pizza every third Friday. Also, my first modlog entry will be banning LLM.

you can start by getting your own rope

You do you have impeccable credentials a knack for taming wild lolcows. I'm unironically in favour of this.

Some guy made a fricking meme trying to frame it as being the same as domestic abuse and the people calling him out on it were being downvoted in the comments and being told that it was “just a meme”. One of mine got threaded to r/deuxrama or whatever that fasch sub is called, because r/battlefieldv notoriously houses actual fascists who can blend in thanks to the viral Wehrabooism.

This website isn't your blog. Go away.

Only if Quad and Sloppy are higher on the jannie totem pole

No

Let me in to the club and I'll sign the petition