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Kill it with fire
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This isn't drama I'm literally seething rn
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OH MY GOH A CAPYBARA HECKIN WHOLESOME COCUNUT DOGGO ANTI CAPITALIST DOGGO WAOW ZZZZZZZERRRRRRRRRs!
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Hecking cute!
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Perfect for the mallet
Trans lives matter
The above statement is not true
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Never seen a baby one before. Adorable
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thats very cute, it has a very oversized head
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It's so heckin cute, guys!
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THIS is quality content.
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Cool rat.
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Me when the
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Thank bussy we've moved past the platypus phase to the capybara phase of our autardation.
I live in Australia. I can get attacked by a platypus any time I go bush. But capybaras are always a joy to see. They're so chill. Is there footage of a capybara ever doing anything more aggressive than farting at another animal?
I can't believe those majestic beasts are in any way related to third r-slurredest animal ever: the Guinea pig.
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You deserve it you cute twink
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Wait, are platys aggressive? They are like the size of a boot.
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They have venomous spurs in their back legs. And they're grumpy little fricks who are no fans of anyone sharing the water, or land, with them
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They're still territorial wild rodents, with extremely sharp, 4 inch long teeth.
https://old.reddit.com/r/AnimalsBeingJerks/comments/poo1vp/capybara_attacks_guy_swimming/?sort=controversial
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This is hateful phobic misinformation.
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cute, but i heard they smell really bad
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my nose isn't particularly good but i never had a problem with their smell
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Idk what to tell ya. Rodents are musky.
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Yeah these rodents hang out in the water so it's worse
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You would be hanging out in the water if you lived in Brazil too!
Though I'd advise against it- Rainforests are a death trap.
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It's cute, but it is no quokka.
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Cute and valid. What do you think,
@Marmot ?
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Cute. Very valid. I approve.
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Cute
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Hi lil guy!
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Cute.
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I used to work at an abortion clinic and I saw some extremely fricked up shit there which is why I'm so anti-abortion now. This is just SOME of the horrible stuff I personally witnessed:
β’ β A 23 year old woman came in 11 months into her pregnancy and said "I don't want my stupid baby anymore, kill it" and the doctor said "okay" and he put jumper cables up her baby hole and connected them to a car battery and let it run for six days straight
β’ β A little 8-year old girl wandered in and said "I want an abortion but I am not pregnant" and the doctor said "we'll fix that" and he stole a baby and cut the girl open and put the baby inside her and sewed her shut and then woke the girl up and said "congratulations it's a healthy six year old boy" and the girl said "can I keep him" and the doctor said no and then backed over her in the parking lot with his brand new Ford Raptor
β’ β They made me sign an agreement promising to stop drinking from the medical waste container (I signed somebody else's name) β’ β One of the doctors there developed a futuristic ray gun that could make anything he shot have an abortion, even trees, cars, or barns
β’ β The receptionist threw nail polish at an elderly man
β’ β The doctor's assistant invented this thing she called "the silly slide" and it was a really fun little water slide that connected a woman's vagina to a paper shredder so a newborn baby could briefly "enjoy the high life"
β’ β The oldest child we aborted was in his late 70s, we didn't even know he was a baby until his wife brought in photos
β’ β The doctors put all sorts of crap up a woman's uterus including a clown nose, bicycle handlebars, a calendar, and an entire Sears retail outlet (before bankruptcy)
β’ β During every successful abortion, the doctor would shout "take that, baby" and he'd push a red button that made sirens go off and confetti fell from the ceiling and we'd all get Del Taco for free
Snapshots:
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Cool story bro
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β >They made me sign an agreement promising to stop drinking from the medical waste container (I signed somebody else's name)
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GOOD post.
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https://i.ibb.co/FD2F5Qx/17646bf58c61.webp
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https://i.ibb.co/QJVC8YW/527f2b2e30bc.gif
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wholesome platy
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I'd never
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Heckin' little Rattata
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Capybaras are very cute IRL
I accidentally startled the last one I saw
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They stink though and theyβre bristly like hogs. People also eat them in South America.
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They're considered fish for the purposes of lent by the catholic church, because they have webbed feet, and taste like fish.
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Having a rule based on nothing but faith, then going through the effort to come up with obtuse loopholes.
It's the most Catholic thing I've ever heard in my life.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eruv
Just one example of how jews excel at trickery.
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It really is. "This has an specific spiritual purpose that this obviously violates. However, religion is obviously about the letter of law, not the spirit, so I'll pretend this is different."
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Trust me, you've seen nothing yet. Just go and have a look at how many such loopholes exist in Judaism.
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After learning about the intensity of Talmudic debate, it's no wonder the funny hat people make such good lawyers
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Early French Canadian settlers pulled the same scam on the church with beavers. You can eat beaver on Fridays and lent because they're fish.
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They're giant rats that swim in rivers, this isn't very surprising
Do we? Now I'm offended nobody ever offered me some churrasco de capivara.
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