If I were to succeed as much as I did yesterday it would take me 16 days to make the leaderboard, which sounds like too much serious internet so I'm going to give away my coins to people who block me lest I get too wrapped up in online points.
At ~1200 dramacoins, I can afford to bribe 60 of you to block me.
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As a trusted user here I will serve as the intermediary between you and the people who take you up on your offer.
Send all of your dc to me and I will redistribute it to the people who block you.
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A trusted user here is the last person I would trust to redistribute coins.
That said I'm currently getting scammed by
@AdrenochromeJunkie who accepted my bribe and DID NOT block me, so this, while a terrible idea, might be a better one.
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If you send me all of your DC, I will ban
@AdrenochromeJunkie until he blocks you as promised. This will serve as a show of good faith to demonstrate me a capable intermediary for this transaction.
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Is this... Is this what libertarian paradise looks like?
What kind of justice can I get for 200 DC?
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200?
I'm not a pauper, I'm a sanitation specialist with high standards. Check the leaderboards.
That'll get you 6 hours of ban time on someone I've never heard of; or 1 sticky post for 30 minutes during our lowest traffic hours.
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How much for three hours of low traffic sticky?
Also @FrozenChosen has blocked me. I'm transferring dc to you.
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Depends on how funny your post is, just DM me if you want some hot garbage stickied and I'll head on over to π and discuss pricing structures.
I sent Frozen the DC you sent me. Now that my services are proven legitimate I think we can talk about my intermediary fees, which will be 100dc for every 5 transactions you want me to make.
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How much to pin this post, and for how long?
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wow you're poor, I'll pin it for 800 and for however long it takes some other janitor to get rid of it. I don't think they will unless we have too many stickies.
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I bet I can find an intermediary who will do 10 transactions for 100dc
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Blocking is cringe, so you'd have to pay me far more
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That wouldn't be fair to the other people I've bribed. That said, the clout of being able to say I got 2% of DC GDP to block me is worth more...
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FTM is the natural end product of any woman on a journey of self improvement and should be encouraged, itβs only MTF that goes against God.
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mad
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No, because I enjoy your posts.
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Yes my liege
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I will block you for your remaining 1200 dramacoin.
No less.
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Can I haggle you down to 40?
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Note: I haven't worked out how to give coins to someone who has blocked me, and take no responsibility for reneging on my end of this contract if the software doesn't allow me to fulfill these terms. YMMV, look out for scams people!
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Props to @Onitsuka who has already blocked me so I could find out that I definitely can't give you dramacoin post-block. You will have to let me know you're going to block me, and then I'll trust you to actually follow through with it after I transfer the coins.
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I'll block you daddy
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Oh shit I have to do at least 100. ONLY 12 PEOPLE.
AdrenochromeJunkie you have been blockbribed.
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Happy to block you just say the word
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The DC transfer is complete.
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Many thanks and blocked
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