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Today is an election day in Germany

I know, who cares. Could be lots of drama if the CDU/CSU lose majority.

Anyway, I am not a citizen so I can't vote. But my foid is and she will vote. The problem is that she is a white woman so she is gonna vote wrong.

I know she plans to give one of her votes for the greens. And my problem is that they are extremely bussy/train loving cute twinks that used to be journ*lists, diversity professors, and book translators before becoming politicians. And I draw the line at journ*lism.

Should I lock the door and "lose the key" or do I let a woman practice her right to vote?

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This will stay pinned in case something dramatic happens and germs loose their shit. If the CDU keep beeing the strongest force r/de will cope and seethe and r/Europe will have a massive shit fest. If the commies take over and we get a red coalition r/Europe will explode and cope and seethe will be everywhere.

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Which is the right wing party and which is the left one?

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The CDU are centre right, the SPD are centre left, from what I understand both are neoliberal.

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The CDU is neoliberal and neoconservative depending on the topics and the wing of the party. Most support social economics which isnt really neoanything though. The SPD is neoliberal depending on the coalition though again they are a big supporter of social economics.

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Thank you for the correction

All I know is that my german zoomer friends sneed at the eternal CDU/SPD coalition

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Oh, so they're all a bunch of commies. Got it.

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"Which is the right wing party and which is the left one?"

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πŸ‘† You, Amerimutt.

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Amerimutts when a group with complex and constantly evolving philosophy and ideology doesn't get entirely characterised into a part of a 1 dimensional line that is only taken seriously by petulant children and journ*lists

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have some patience, they're simple folk

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Which is the white party in the middle?

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The Globohomo Jewish Deep State.

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Being in the middle they receive 50% of all votes, now I understand

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its the hole left in our hearts by the war of anglo aggression 1939-1945

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Which of the ideologies listed is remotely conservative?


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youre taking this ms paint image awfully serious, are you american?

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CDU is actually conservative auth-right, dunno why the mspaint calls it liberal at all

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Painfully accurate for most of western europe sans bongistan

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TIL political parties don't align themselves over various values, knowing which, is more than I could care about for some irrelevant muslim country.

πŸ‘† You, White Lite.

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Cope. If your view of politics is "left/right" you, like women and people of rent, shouldn't vote.

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no u.

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Politics is inherently left wing and right wing. And since the left is progressive and the right is conservative, it's impossible for one to support one without hating the others. Therefore, following from this, it's only reasonable to know which party is right and which one is left so I know which one to support.

Like women and people of rent, shouldn't vote

Imagine being Slav and a sexist. Disgusting.

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And since the left is progressive and the right is conservative

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The most conservative government in western Europe is left wing social democrats in Denmark. Unironically stop voting Mutt.

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Sorry, don't you have tracksuits to steal and sidewalks to squat over? Get busy somewhere else.

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Yes I do, which is why its embarassing I have to explain to mutts that democracy is more complex than "left and right".

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what about the tories

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Another example for mutt brains. We have 2 right wing parties, the FDP and the AFD. The FDP progressive (liberal on LGBT, immigration, Eu etc.) while the AFD is conservative on those same topics.

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Burger parties can do funny shit too, but you have to have a slightly better memory than a goldfish to notice:

2000 Democratic platform:

We must punish employers who engage in a pattern and practice of recruiting undocumented workers in order to intimidate and exploit them, and provide strengthened protections for immigrant workers, including whistleblower protections. Doing so enhances conditions for everyone in the workplace. We believe that any increases in H1-B visas must be temporary, must address only genuine shortages of highly skilled workers, and must include worker protections. They must also be accompanied by other immigration fairness measures and by increased fees to train American workers for high skill jobs. The Democratic Party is committed to assuring an adequate, predictable supply of agricultural labor while protecting American farm workers who are among the poorest and more vulnerable in our society. We reject calls for guest worker programs that lead to exploitation, and instead call for adjusting the status of immigrants with deep roots in the country.

2000 GOP platform:

The education reforms we propose elsewhere in this platform will, over time, greatly increase the number of highly qualified workers in all sectors of the American economy. To meet immediate needs, however, we support increasing the number of H-1B visas to ensure high-tech workers in specialized positions, provided such workers do not pose a national security risk; and we will expand the H-2A program for the temporary agricultural workers so important to the nation's farms.

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You had a chance to not be completely worthless, but it looks like you threw it away. At least you're consistent.

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Also dont forget to mention all the small ones, NPD is valid!

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And since the left is progressive and the right is conservative

Le arbritrary spatial paradigmβ„’ strikez againe

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Too bad this one isnt implemented yet

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Darn, they burned you good, but GREAT comeback!! :marseyflamewar:


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oversimplified but

CDU/CSU center right

AfD right

Greens and SPD center left

Die Linke far left

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Isn't AfD considered more far-right? At least thats my understanding.

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yes they are far right but i didn’t feel like having unironic rightoids screech at me about it

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