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This is pretty good bait.
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On the one hand I agree with Redditors for once, this is a really fricking weird thing to buy for a friend while keeping it secret from your girlfriend.
On the other hand I'd like to see their reaction if genders were reversed, although I don't know what male object would be equivalent to heels.
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Good points. What is the male equivalent of high heels?
They're sexually suggestive, but classy when worn appropriately.
A tailored suit?
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Some really sexual cowboy boots and chaps for a job interview at a cowboy strip club.
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Cowboys love big hard throbbing peepees
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No woman has ever bought a tailored suit as a sexy gift for a guy she wants to frick.
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I donβt think Iβve ever gotten a gift from a friend I fricked later. Iβve definitely plied chicks with free food/weed before, but I canβt think of a time a chick gave me something in the hope Iβd nail her later.
I donβt know if there is a guy equivalent here since social roles just work differently.
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I guess there might be some very rare cases of cougars buying their boytoys underwear and clothing but nothing that would be comparable to buying your female friend high heels that you could excuse as a genuine gift to help her with an interview.
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I used to enjoy fishing so Iβd give a b-word a fish. Eventually if you give a b-word a fish, she might suck your peepee. Doesnβt work every time. But it does work often.
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Golden banana hammock.
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Jockstrap
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Brand name boxer briefs?
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If this is a real story (unlikely) he's leaving stuff out. Like, there's no reason to keep something like that secret unless your girlfriend has a problem with it for some reason, which could just be she's insane or there's a history we're unaware of.
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ya she's a woman
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Women and insanity. Name a more iconic duo.
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Pretend women and insanity.
Although I guess that's just more proof that troids > foids.
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A tie or some really nice cuff links maybe
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