During lunch, a group of students thought it would be funny to light off about 100 firecrackers in one of the stairwells. What proceeded afterwards was nothing short of mass hysteria and panic.
Only in yankeestan. In my country no one REEEE;s about "muh mass shottings!" when some children light off firecrackers in class
Also
fiirwerks!
I was sitting in my classroom eating lunch with some students when a student of my runs into my room to announce there’s a shooter on campus. I look out my window from the second floor and see about 100 students running across the bus circle and hitting the fence to jump it, fleeing onto a busy road for safety. It turns out, all over campus students were running for their lives.
As a former student I imagine a lot of them were just running because it meant they could get out of class.
An announcement comes on, but my incompetent administrator yells something incomprehensible and it cuts out (the intercoms have been absolute shit at my school for years).
lol
I later heard stories that teachers were locking students out of their rooms, panicking with the hysteria, and making matters much worse than needed
LMAO. Imagine going back to english class the next day knowing Mrs bitcherson left you to fricking die
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Goofy foid telling the story like she's some kind of hero saving lives. ATAB.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Part being a performative "good person" is catastrophizing so you can show how brave you are even though you know you're actually safe. It's like "pulling people from a car wreck" when it's just a fender bender lol. Many such cases with foids.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
ATAB sounds like a great bait sub if you just repurpose all the main anti-cop arguments onto teachers. Draw parallels of them being power-hungry and unfairly abusive and sprinkle in a few racism accusations.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
This would go over too well on reddit. The children would be in complete agreement. It'll just be r/teenagers 2.0.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
I think it'd attract a bunch of unironic zoomers but also piss off the main millenial demographic of the site, so you'd be left with a big shitstorm where you can sit back and watch them fight each other.
A key part of the bait would be advocating for the abolishment of school entirely like how ACAB types want the entire police system removed, and push a narrative that kids are capable of educating themselves if left to their own devices. Crank the r-sluration up to 11 but I guarantee the average Redditor would easily bite anyway.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Seeing teacher simps argue with literal children would be hilarious, especially since you just know the teachercels would lose.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Omg, just like the Reddit antiworkers insist that they wouldn’t just lay around, smoke pot, and play video games all day long, if they had UBI.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
UBI should come with mandatory military and work requirements, also no pot or funko pops allowed.
Watch Reddit implode.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
Full of pedos masquerading as teens?
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context