During lunch, a group of students thought it would be funny to light off about 100 firecrackers in one of the stairwells. What proceeded afterwards was nothing short of mass hysteria and panic.
Only in yankeestan. In my country no one REEEE;s about "muh mass shottings!" when some children light off firecrackers in class
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fiirwerks!
I was sitting in my classroom eating lunch with some students when a student of my runs into my room to announce there’s a shooter on campus. I look out my window from the second floor and see about 100 students running across the bus circle and hitting the fence to jump it, fleeing onto a busy road for safety. It turns out, all over campus students were running for their lives.
As a former student I imagine a lot of them were just running because it meant they could get out of class.
An announcement comes on, but my incompetent administrator yells something incomprehensible and it cuts out (the intercoms have been absolute shit at my school for years).
lol
I later heard stories that teachers were locking students out of their rooms, panicking with the hysteria, and making matters much worse than needed
LMAO. Imagine going back to english class the next day knowing Mrs bitcherson left you to fricking die
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G*mers are a legitimate oppressed minority or something
I was high on blow last night and I wrote this. I have deleted the original post, but frick it here it is.
This is a REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY unpopular opinion. But I guess thats the point of This subreddit.
You might have seen the memes on the internet saying how g*mers are the most oppressed group on the earth. And how they will “Rise Up”. On the surface this is a pretty stupid, and mostly nonsensical meme. But despite how ridiculous it might seem, there is a line of truth to the meme.
Snapshots:
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lol what a puss bag
It's fire crackers
Imagine caring enough to know this lmao. Here in canada they unironically do lockdown """drills""" to hide the fact police are currently tossing lockers
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This is the USA school schootings happen routinely. Nobody is expecting to hear firecrackers going off in the middle of class, I would have panicked as well.
Idk about expelled but the kids definitely need punished.
Keep yourself extra safe you edgy retård.
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I hope this is a dramapost and not an r-sluropost
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Routinely enough to justify alarm in this situation.
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no they don’t
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But CNN told me that 10 out of every 5 students will be killed in a school shooting.
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more people died from a single building collapsing this year than all school shootings. the ratio of murders to school shooting murders is like 1:200. being at school doesn’t matter at all in regards to shooting risk. maybe some poor neighbor schools are risky but it’s not a real problem
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Darn if only the teacher had this cute little factoid on hand I’m sure the kids would have calmed right down.
Whether it happens daily or yearly isn’t the point, it happens and when it does it’s global news. Of course people are gonna panic.
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they shouldn’t. there are plenty of things people could be dumb about but aren’t. if we didn’t play that shit up so much nobody would care. teachers are boring idiot foids
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The point is that panic kills more than anything in emergencies. People need to stop living in fear like there's always a fricking mayoid waiting around the corner to frick their cattle and stampede their children. A fear driven society is a controllable and easily dominated/manipulated one
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Rightoids want to restrict Muslim immigration out of fear of terrorist attacks. Leftoids (correctly) state that Islamic terrorist attacks are incredibly rare and homegrown terrorism happens more frequently. Yet the leftoids also freak out about school shootings and force (i.e. traumatise) an entire generation of kids by making them go through mass shooter drills. This is despite the fact that kids would have a better chance of dying from being hit by some bicycle-cel. Why are burgers such neurotic kitties?
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Because school shootings are one of the few cards they have left for their gun control argument
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I'm a mayo so school shooting are a part of my culture
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https://washingtonpost.com/outlook/school-shootings-are-extraordinarily-rare-why-is-fear-of-them-driving-policy/2018/03/08/f4ead9f2-2247-11e8-94da-ebf9d112159c_story.html
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It doesn't fricking matter if they're rare lmao, we've had enough large/high profile shootings that it's completely understandable people in this scenario would panic.
Like my god man, how can you possibly deny this? If you heard what sounded like gunshots going off in school, you'd think literally nothing of it?
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They weren’t gunshots, pizza. It was a firecracker
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It doesn't matter what they were, it's what they were perceived as.
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Well I perceive you as an r-slur, so it doesn’t matter what you are.
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A string of firecrackers sounds nothing like a gun going off lol.
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A) Not when you're familiar with gun shots.
B) Not when you're close enough to them and there are no other factors.
Setting off a string of fireworks in a closed hallway can absolutely be heard as gunshots for most people in the building, especially when the people in the building are likely inexperienced.
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If you're r-slurred anything can sound like anything. Also how do I know you'll always reply within like 30 seconds?
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Maybe more Americans should have a basic familiarity of guns so they are less likely to lose their shit over things that normal teenagers have done for decades.
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Imagine living in a sissy state where most people have never shot a gun, so they don’t recognize the sound. LOL @ kitty butt commiefornians and yankees. Oh, my bad. Their ghetto gangsters shoot plenty of guns. I should say, Imagine living in a sissy state where most law-abiding citizens have never shot a gun!
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That’s why it’s okay for me to panic around black people.
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We should absolutely legislate around panic. I got scared when I saw a black, build the ethnostate now. My fear demands it.
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Ok, this entire post has beyond any doubt confirmed to me you people are genuine r-slurs.
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And we have welcomed you with open arms!
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY "YOU PEOPLE"????!!?!
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And yet you still keep returning to us
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So, Pizza, would you say that those people are being very... reactionary?
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I will unironically post buasy if i ever see a good pizza take
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your butt pic virginity is safe, homie
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Imagine not knowing the difference between gun shots and fire works just to showcase your lack of spine in combination with your willingness to forsake children to what you (incorrectly) think is a shooter on a rampage
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There's like 1 a year on average in a country wtih 140k schools. Assuming 70m people learning at any given moment with a death rate of 10 dead a year on average that's 1/0.00000014286 chance.
So you're 5x more likely to die of a random lightning strike
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Think of it as a stress test. Thanks to those gosh darn students, enough teachers and parents will yell at the admin to fix the intercom system. Silver lining and all that, chum.
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As a Brit, I just can't fathom how you yanks tolerate living in a country where kids are more likely to gun down their entire class than play with fireworks. Truly mind boggling.
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They ARE more likely to play with fireworks.
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That's the joke
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As someone who is not a brit i cant fathom how the PIRA are seen as the bad guys.
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Fire crackers are pretty much the classic harmless dumb kid prank.
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PUSS BAG
P U S S B A G
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I bet you these people think criminal actions shouldn't ruin a kid's life, but then they want them expelled and arrested for a prank.
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It’s different when it affects them, see.
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If my kids got killed because some kitty butt teacher wouldn’t let them in, I WOULD come for that teacher later.
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The kid is statistically safer in a hallway than in a classroom where a foid will molest them
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That's why we need to arm the hall monitors. Hall monitor Butters is America's only hope for a safe and normal school day now
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new prank challenge: bring loud speakers to school and play gunshot sounds
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Just need to get it popular on tiktok and you'd have years of content
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An arabcel already did this with bomb sounds, he went to jail lmfao
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This turned into rumor that locked down part of the school for a few hours, meanwhile this dude was just strolling around campus. His arrest video is pretty funny, couldn't seem to even realize he was being arrested and kept saying "bro? bro! bro!" as the cops pinned him down
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Just shoot someone lol
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I've made up my mind, teachers are worse than nurses. They deserve their low wages and should have to buy their own markers.
It's a fricking ammo can you kitty.
Another one:
You got your jocks, nerds, preps and at that table the school shooters.
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Right? It's literally just a reusable metal box
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But it’s military grade!
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I always find it so funny when people regurgitate that shit and lap it up.
Almost everything in the military is shit that's cheap enough to buy in bulk and just effective enough to justify being so cheap. It's a great marketing ploy though given the autism Americans are afflicted with. Take the marketing campaign Ford had some time ago where they were all gungho in their ads about their truck beds being made out of "military grade materials" which, iirc, was really just aluminum or some shit.
My M16A2 was a fricking dirt magnet that needed CLP constantly no matter how well I cared for it. The upper reciever straight up rattled when anyone touched the darn thing. They told us it was "the weapon of a disciplined warrior." What they really meant was "it's functional scrap that needs to be tediously taken care of so the next body that fills your place on the firing line can use it after you've eaten a round."
Tl;dr LOL! "Military grade" 😂
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Repeat ad nauseam until you have to turn it in. Then claw your eyes out and scream as they kick the fricking thing back to you because "ThE sTaR cHaMbEr Is DiRtY."
Weapons pool. Never. Fricking. Again.
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I had one of those in HS because I wanted to be like solid snake.
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I had one to put my bb guns in
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Is 6th grade 11 and 12 year olds? And this teacher expects an neurodivergent child to not bring in his cool new r-slur lunchbox because he should consider his teacher's over reactions?
Burgers deserve this tbh. Joke of a country.
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What about my lunchbox made out of human skin?
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What colour is the skin?
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Meanwhile, This Badass .30 Caliber Ammo Case Puts Your Lunch Box to Shame
Kid was just being trendy
ETA: that article is from 2012. Woefully out of fashion, yikes!
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lmfao I shiggy diggy
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Reminds me of Cracked, back when they were funny.
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Cracked was funny? When was that? When Funny or Die was still funny?
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Probably before Funny or Die was a thing
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Wherever you have a large foid population, teachers, nurses, hr it's going to be shitty. They can't help themselves and if there aren't enough moids to keep them in check you get this sort of thing
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You couldn't pay me enough to work in a majority foid workplace. Some of the cattiest shit I've ever seen. Nothing gets done. Throw in 🏀Americans, and it's just over.
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Used to work in a place that was run by 🏀 foids and mayo foids. It was an absolute shit show and just thinking about the shit I endured there makes my mind violently recoil in anger and disgust
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Many such cases
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I'm doing my part!
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Pretty ridiculous that the military (officially) bans the tistics ain't it?
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It has to be some wink wink "sure we do" policy because I have some outlandish sperg stories from people who are now in the military, including commissioned officers
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They will seriously ban anyone if it's definitively proven but it's definitely not something they try to weed out in practice. Weaponized autism in a literal sense is totally real and they are all over the intel sphere and technical specialties.
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Don't forget combat arms
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The trick is to drop the spaz behind enemy lines with a bunch of ammo and tell him Sonic is canceled
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Recruiters literally tell you to lie at MEPS about everything
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Your local recruiting station would like to know your location
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Reminds me of how teachers would shit themselves if they saw someone fiddling with a spent casing or something. It is endlessly frustrating that burgers are too scared to learn about guns and what actually makes them dangerous
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I heard just touching a gun can make a bullet fly out of it, pop of a wall and hit you directly in the head!
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Ballistic Americans are cringe af but at least they understand how firearms work and don't get ptsd from seeing pew pews online
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Goofy foid telling the story like she's some kind of hero saving lives. ATAB.
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Part being a performative "good person" is catastrophizing so you can show how brave you are even though you know you're actually safe. It's like "pulling people from a car wreck" when it's just a fender bender lol. Many such cases with foids.
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ATAB sounds like a great bait sub if you just repurpose all the main anti-cop arguments onto teachers. Draw parallels of them being power-hungry and unfairly abusive and sprinkle in a few racism accusations.
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This would go over too well on reddit. The children would be in complete agreement. It'll just be r/teenagers 2.0.
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I think it'd attract a bunch of unironic zoomers but also piss off the main millenial demographic of the site, so you'd be left with a big shitstorm where you can sit back and watch them fight each other.
A key part of the bait would be advocating for the abolishment of school entirely like how ACAB types want the entire police system removed, and push a narrative that kids are capable of educating themselves if left to their own devices. Crank the r-sluration up to 11 but I guarantee the average Redditor would easily bite anyway.
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Seeing teacher simps argue with literal children would be hilarious, especially since you just know the teachercels would lose.
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Omg, just like the Reddit antiworkers insist that they wouldn’t just lay around, smoke pot, and play video games all day long, if they had UBI.
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UBI should come with mandatory military and work requirements, also no pot or funko pops allowed.
Watch Reddit implode.
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Full of pedos masquerading as teens?
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Remember that scene from Home alone?
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