[Developing] Lawlz starts the Day of the Can

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I really think at the root of this seething is the fact that, for once, the fragile redditors can't simply tattletale on the problematic user to the mods since the user in question is a mod himself. This is an unprecedented paradigm for them. I wouldn't be surprised if several people had already started bitching at the admins about this.

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He makes them so fricking butt mad with the most benign shit. What a bunch of cute twinks.

And look here, it's the king of the cute twinks:

This is equivalent to forcing a mask mandate on us. And a mask mandate is pretty much nazi Germany. Get this tin out of here you 5g lte, communist, socialist, nazi dumbass.

Also lte= LibTard Enabled.

Do I need /s?

I think all the dramatards in the comments are scaring away the SRDines, maybe you guys should hold off for a while.

The SRDnes don't seem to be biting on this one, theres a distinct lack of genuine sneed. Have they developed self awareness? Or is this one just too on the nose for them?

Another banger. Godspeed, Mr. Lawlz.

LMAO

user reports:

2: This is spam


2: Not enough drama / unsuited for SRD


1: Threatening, harassing, or inciting violence


1: Novelty accounts are not welcome in /r/SubredditDrama


1: callout post / circlebroke post


1: Not drama and unfunny even by this mod's standards. Le epic inside joke maymay!!!!


1: We get it. You are deeply insecure and this is your only escape from the bleakness of your existence.


1: surplus drama


1: off-topic grandstanding


1: Drama mods f off


1: Submitter directly involved in drama


1: buddy spends too much time looking for validation from internet strangers

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Move over frozen Phedre is now the most simped for woman on this website

I've noticed an uptick in mods removing comments in threads for reasons like "No insulting" and "No trolling", and we got even more new mods, but then we get still sticky troll threads?

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Is Lawlz providing feet pics to the other mods in exchange for power?

I can neither confirm nor deny this question.

I need answers but all I'm going to get is vague smugshitposting

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lol @justcool393

None of them are commenting. It's all just dramanauts. Lawlz may have actually broken them, or at very least taught them how to block instead of endlessly whining.

We were wasting his talents all along. He’s basically a drama God. An ascended master. I am in awe.

I'm glad I could be here to witness the long prophesized "Day of the Can"

Sigh.

This might be my favourite comment on the post just cause I can feel the pure unadulterated seethe

DAY OF THE CAN NOW ALLAHU ACKBAR ALLAHU ACKBAR TAKBIR ALLAHU ACKBAR ALALALALALALALALALAALALALALA

Why did I get perma'd before a good Lawlz post.

For a petty sub they really take themselves seriously over there.

I like the taste of Sardine in the morning.

Yummy fatty fishie goodness.

For all the glorious seethe that past lawlzposts have created there, I actually feel like this one fell flat.

The entire core hilarity of SRD's reaction to anything is a lack of self awareness. I think inviting them to the can just confuses them bc they literally don't know who they are.

Tbh I feel like that thread is a miss, and the SRD mods acting like the in group actually makes it worse.

The true promise of the day of the can is so much more

Does anyone else think that can is supposed to represent hatred of women and minorities? Or just my own self loathing?

-UncleSamuel

There is no Drama but rDrama and Lawlz is its messenger

King Lawlz May his reign be long and just!

We did it drama!

Lawlz became an absolute king when SRD modded him.

You idiots the joke has run its course already and you're beating a dead fish

https://old.reddit.com/r/flicks/comments/pvu06y/serious_question_films_and_tv_shows_have_always/?sort=controversial this is who srdines think is alt right

Adolf Hitler Lawlz I love you because you are both great and simple at the same time. What one calls a genius.

This isn't funny. Do you think ruining this sub is some kind of joke? I remember when r/SubredditDrama used to be a respectable subreddit composed of intellectuals who enjoyed spectating the troglodytes of Reddit, but it seems now that the lesser masses have discovered our community and thus the inmates are now running the asylum. How sad.

Which one of you is this?

TLDR: No harm was meant, nothing bad has happened, the mods still care, and the sub will be fine.

Imagine needing this baby's blanket of a mod comment in order to handle a low effort lawlz sticky.