Die Linke, Germanys most left wing party, has gone under 5% and was thus thrown out of parliament.
See Cope, Seethe and sneed will ensue, but its 1am in Germany so various links to drama will follow tomorrow. But please, lets just lmao in this thread @commies.
The Economist: Janine Wissler, the co-head of Die Linke, proclaimed again that her party wants to dissolve nato and turn it into a collective security alliance that includes Russia.
Onward, comrades! The Soviet Union 2.0 is our only hope!
It doesn't sound that bad, but also doesn't sound remotely communist. It's mostly mild third positionism. Given the cultural factors, it might unironically fall under the purview of fascism.
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Thereβs some weird vestigial soviet shit in there but thatβs probably the most reasonable programme of a βcommunistβ party that Iβve ever read.
Isn't russia having a weird commie-nazi slavo-nationalist uprising right now because putin had his latest rival assasinated or something along those lines.
They can fall under 5% still be present in the parliament through direct mandates they get from your first vote. You need at least 3 seats which they should have from Berlin and Thuringia
it's a simple cycle, really. East Germany has much higher poverty than the west (due to unknown reasons), and higher poverty usually means more commie votes, along with the guaranteed 5% nostalgic old people that are always in east europe for some reason
Finds vollkommen ok. Also von einem Prozent zu ~3% ist meiner Meinung nach akzeptabel. Jetzt kann man nurnoch hoffen das die FW auch ihr dazugewonnenes Geld in 4 Jahren vernΓΌnftig einsetzt.
Finde die konkreten zahlen gerade nicht aber wenn es sich verdreifacht hat ist das schon sehr gut. Bin zufrieden. Den Clusterfrick mit den anderen Parteien juckt mich nicht, weil ich nicht strategisch wΓ€hle und es auch noch fΓΌr falsch halte.
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one the news earlier they were talking about angela merkin finally leaving the position of fuhrer and they said she was the leader of the free world
it was one of the most offensive things i've ever seen on tv
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If you are talking about worldwide defence systems production and technology, I think my 25+ years trumps YOUR experience and EXPERTISE.
I've DESIGNED and CODED a 65,000+ objects per second 10,000 fps autonomous vision recognition system attached to a very high-powered 160,000 KMH (i.e. 100,000 mph) super-cavitating linear induction coil Rods-from-God gun system that can FULLY autonomously find, recognize, differentiate, track, hunt, target and do fire-control from a database of 200,000 different types and classes of vehicles, vessels, submersibles, weapons, planes, spacecraft, terrain, buildings, animals, people, etc.
With 22,000 LBS (11 TONNES!) of kinetic energy PER ROUND at 6000 rounds per minute, it can dig a trench 500 kilometres long, 400 metres+ wide and up to 200 metres deep in less than half an hour! (we also UPPED its original level of firepower!)
Ergo, it can DIG ACROSS A VERY NICE CANAL through the ENTIRE Korean DMZ in barely 30 mins! It can ALSO OBLITERATE FROM THE SKY multiple 30,000 kmh DF-21, SS47, D5 Trident ICBMs, and 10,000 kmh Hypersonic Moskvets, Sunburns and Falcon-X missiles even IF they do close-in sudden last-second evasive maneuvering!
The weapons I DESIGN are made for an enemy FAAAAAR WORSE than any current set of human armed forces, sooooooooo, I think MY long-term expertise in actual real-world large-scale offensive and defensive military weapons system design and manufacture QUITE outstrips your expertise and/or experience!
In terms of narcotics, may I suggest multiple shots of Asbach Uralt German Brandy with your liverwurst pate on toasted very dark rye bread! I find that QUITE REFRESHING in terms of clearing the mind of clutter!
Well, any party that uses woke shit can get fricked. I vote for socialist adjacent parties usually too. But lately I've been straying away. The greens in my country are a bunch of cringey cute twinks.
Is there any country where the Green party is not a haven of hippie weed addict twinks? I don't think I know of one that can compromise and balance labor unions and industry and the wild. This is the part where we blame a convenient scapegoat e.g. CIA, Jews, Gingrich, vegans, real estate agents and so on and so forth.
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Onward, comrades! The Soviet Union 2.0 is our only hope!
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Why do they insist on Russia? Is the communist party relevant in Russia today? East Germany is dead move along
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the communist party is rising massively in russia rn lol
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Is this programme even remotely accurate and realistic? Because it actually doesn't sound all bad apart from a few things.
Also I encourage everyone to check out this, especially the Greens candidate
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It doesn't sound that bad, but also doesn't sound remotely communist. It's mostly mild third positionism. Given the cultural factors, it might unironically fall under the purview of fascism.
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Thereβs some weird vestigial soviet shit in there but thatβs probably the most reasonable programme of a βcommunistβ party that Iβve ever read.
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Isn't russia having a weird commie-nazi slavo-nationalist uprising right now because putin had his latest rival assasinated or something along those lines.
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National bolshevism isn't just a meme? Very interesting, lolilover1488!
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National bolshevism was pretty much what the OG Soviets were doing anyway
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But wasn't the communist party overrun with people from the republics?
Even communism can't save us from diversity hires.
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Jesus fricking christ i should not visit this site daily. I had a double take because I thought her name was Jannie Wissler
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Learn how our system works.
They can fall under 5% still be present in the parliament through direct mandates they get from your first vote. You need at least 3 seats which they should have from Berlin and Thuringia
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An East German state votes for the commie party? Weimar votes for the commie party?
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it's a simple cycle, really. East Germany has much higher poverty than the west (due to unknown reasons), and higher poverty usually means more commie votes, along with the guaranteed 5% nostalgic old people that are always in east europe for some reason
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Okay, but how will this affect the dramaconomy?
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AfD creates some saxony seeth again
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Shut up, Hitler.
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Achso noch ganz bei Seite. Bist du zufrieden mit dem FW Ergebnis?
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Finds vollkommen ok. Also von einem Prozent zu ~3% ist meiner Meinung nach akzeptabel. Jetzt kann man nurnoch hoffen das die FW auch ihr dazugewonnenes Geld in 4 Jahren vernΓΌnftig einsetzt.
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Finde die konkreten zahlen gerade nicht aber wenn es sich verdreifacht hat ist das schon sehr gut. Bin zufrieden. Den Clusterfrick mit den anderen Parteien juckt mich nicht, weil ich nicht strategisch wΓ€hle und es auch noch fΓΌr falsch halte.
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Lol what
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angloid cope
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https://classicreload.com/win3x-skifree.html
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No need to be so sauer
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They are the wurst.
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Why not SIG Sauer?
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one the news earlier they were talking about angela merkin finally leaving the position of fuhrer and they said she was the leader of the free world
it was one of the most offensive things i've ever seen on tv
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The eternal Hun twitches in his slumber. Preemptive Dresden NOW!
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Prepare the self-defense blockade
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Only Steiner can save them now.
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Mein FΓΌhrer... Steiner... Steiner konnte nicht genΓΌgend KrΓ€fte fΓΌr einen Angriff massieren.
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If you are talking about worldwide defence systems production and technology, I think my 25+ years trumps YOUR experience and EXPERTISE.
I've DESIGNED and CODED a 65,000+ objects per second 10,000 fps autonomous vision recognition system attached to a very high-powered 160,000 KMH (i.e. 100,000 mph) super-cavitating linear induction coil Rods-from-God gun system that can FULLY autonomously find, recognize, differentiate, track, hunt, target and do fire-control from a database of 200,000 different types and classes of vehicles, vessels, submersibles, weapons, planes, spacecraft, terrain, buildings, animals, people, etc.
With 22,000 LBS (11 TONNES!) of kinetic energy PER ROUND at 6000 rounds per minute, it can dig a trench 500 kilometres long, 400 metres+ wide and up to 200 metres deep in less than half an hour! (we also UPPED its original level of firepower!)
Ergo, it can DIG ACROSS A VERY NICE CANAL through the ENTIRE Korean DMZ in barely 30 mins! It can ALSO OBLITERATE FROM THE SKY multiple 30,000 kmh DF-21, SS47, D5 Trident ICBMs, and 10,000 kmh Hypersonic Moskvets, Sunburns and Falcon-X missiles even IF they do close-in sudden last-second evasive maneuvering!
The weapons I DESIGN are made for an enemy FAAAAAR WORSE than any current set of human armed forces, sooooooooo, I think MY long-term expertise in actual real-world large-scale offensive and defensive military weapons system design and manufacture QUITE outstrips your expertise and/or experience!
In terms of narcotics, may I suggest multiple shots of Asbach Uralt German Brandy with your liverwurst pate on toasted very dark rye bread! I find that QUITE REFRESHING in terms of clearing the mind of clutter!
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Where did this outrageous snappy quote come from? Even by schizoid standards this one is very schizo
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That's classified.
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We're they banking off class politics or identity politics?
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Does anybody bank off class politics anymore?
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Well, any party that uses woke shit can get fricked. I vote for socialist adjacent parties usually too. But lately I've been straying away. The greens in my country are a bunch of cringey cute twinks.
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Is there any country where the Green party is not a haven of hippie weed addict twinks? I don't think I know of one that can compromise and balance labor unions and industry and the wild. This is the part where we blame a convenient scapegoat e.g. CIA, Jews, Gingrich, vegans, real estate agents and so on and so forth.
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Post bussy
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Buy-bye, commies!
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