Yes, I have already created 47 high quality marseys, and one more is coming up, but I feel like the 50th should be special, so I need some special ideas to give 50th marsey the specialness she deserves.
My 50th Marsey jubilee is coming up, and I need a really good marsey idea for it!
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Gen-X Marsey. It's all I got.
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I'm technically a Millennial and I fricking hate my generation.
I don't think I would say they "need safe spaces". There is a sentiment of truth there but that isn't the proper phrasing I would use. Rather, I think Millennials are a consequence of the internet evolving to allow them 'safe spaces' without them even being aware of it.
It's a what-came-first situation. Millennials aren't in safe space because they're a bunch of wimpy crying whining entitled shiftless morons. They're wimpy crying whining entitled shiftless morons because they've grown up in safe spaces.
The internet used to be a lot more laissez-faire. There was no such thing as social media (I mean... Xynga I guess?) so you couldn't so easily "curate" your exposure to contrasting opinions. The internet was centered around 'mega communities' like Something Awful, Newgrounds, etc.
Now, not only is every popular thing on the internet specifically designed around "curated experiences", but frankly it seems like every fricking place you go on the internet, it's now extremely commonplace to cry to every authority figure to try to get people banned for absurd reasons, so you can permanently remove your exposure to 'wrong' opinions.
Reddit and Facebook are the best examples of this. Hate conservatives? Facebook will make sure you have nothing but an endless stream of insane propaganda flowing into your empty head, turning you into a screaming, gibbering hate-engine who can only communicate in talking points that were spoon fed to you. Are you a fricking moonbat? Don't worry, unsubscribe from everything exceptΒ r/incelsΒ andΒ r/conspiracyΒ and further reinforce what a giant piece of shit you are.
Reddit even comes with a feature that lets you censure viewpoints you deem "wrong", and the behaviors of these vile shits is so predictable, I'm under absolutely no allusions as to what their reaction to this post is going to be. I'll even downvote my own post to make it easier for you crying little fricks.
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That's nice sweaty. Why don't you have a seat in the time out corner with Pizzashill until you calm down, then you can have your Capri Sun.
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Marsey firing an AK-47 into the air
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Ill do it someday I promise.
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Maybe magician Marsey showing us some neat magic tricks?
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I was thinking something more of this style
https://i.ibb.co/Cbtjr3x/3308d32f0df2.webp
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Would you prefer something normal coming out of the hat or something... interesting?
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I was thinking another smaller Marsey or maybe Platy, but if you go with this theme then it's all up to you, I just think magician Marsey would be hella cute
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Think Ridley Scott's Alien where the person pregnant with the alien is a reddit snoo and the xenomorph that pops of his belly is styled as a Marsey.
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Abortion
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Ill keep that in mind
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Shroomjack marsey
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Jesus on the cross Marsey.
With a little crown of thorns and little nails through her feet.
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No.
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We have a marsey dollar bill, you gotta make a marsey coin now.
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Ted kaczynski mugshot marsey (not the unabomber one)
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What propaganda? Where would they hear it? Because they hear the exact opposite from: every TV station, all of Hollywood, the entire education system from kindergarten to postgraduate, all large political parties in the Western world, every tech platform bar none, and any other established entity. Hearing the truth from shitposters on extremely fringe internet forums, in the face of full-spectrum brainwashing from birth, does in fact make one more of a free thinker.
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Yakub Marsey
G*mer Marsey (Joker)
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I guess g*mer marsey does exist. Still, a yakub would be nice
https://i.ibb.co/mh732cW/771c477f0a65.webp
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Wait it's Chapose so it should be the most disgusting Marsey ever. Let's give the man some respect. What about...most disgusting stories I've ever heard, heroin addict so constipated she shat shit out her mouth, Italian pornstar fricked a horse and shattered her pelvis.
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Sounds very intriguing but I doubt it would make good, understandable marseys.
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