EAT THE BUGS
LIVE IN THE POD
DONT ASK QUESTIONS
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I raise my own free range meat, and slaughter it ethically.
Please do explain how you ethically slaughter a living being? Would the holocaust have been ok if the Nazi's were just a bit nicer and called them Ethical Deathcamps?
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They are beyond parody. I couldnt write a better satire bio if I tried.
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It doesnโt even have pronouns smdh
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This person isn't allowed within 500 feet of a playground
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Elder scrolls lorebeard? I mean, I liked Morrowind back in the day, but I didn't make it my identity or anything. God, imagine defining yourself by what you consume.
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TES lore is pretty cool, reality is a dream of a sleeping god, time bending giant mechas, lizard people being guided by drinking mind-altering sap from sentient trees etc, it's full of psychedelic shit like that. But I would never make a videogame part of my personality, holy frick.
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Michael Kirkbrides lore is cool, to be clear, and he hasn't worked on a TES game for 20 years.
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The irony is a lot of ES nerds strike me as dramanaut types. Iโm convinced some of you are on TrueSTL at least.
Bosmer bussy lmao
, , train, troid, TIM, Ellen Page, Steve Akins
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I've definitely seen dramanauts on TrueSTL before. All bussy enthusiast subs will have at least a couple
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I am, and I know several other people here are as well. TrueSTL is very dramneurodivergent.
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Is this like the stem cell superman southpark episode?
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Oh, a celebrity. I know this guy because a dyslexic edgy conman who I happen to watch on YT dunked on him once
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Gibsmedat link.
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Here it is
I wouldn't possibly be able to find it, but fortunately The White Guar is salty enough to keep linking that 4yo video whenever that channel is brought up
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Thanks bro. Two nerds fighting over pointless shit, it's the 21st century equivalent of Plato debating Aristotle or some shit. I don't know Greek philosophers lol.
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Plato debating schopenhauer
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Plato wasn't real socrats invented him as a screen name
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Objectively True: rdrama.net's renaming ability was used by the Greeks and lost to time...till now
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Can't guarantee it, but will look when I got nothing to do. The guy has a lot of multi-hour drama videos that are barely distinguishable from each other
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I don't know what the bizarre hang-up about killing animals for food is about. Especially considering that most of those people who preach about moral vegetarianism/veganism are also pro-choice and believe that a fetus is just a clump of cells (which makes it Ok to kill them). Okay, I also consider an animal to be just an animated clump of cells with no intrinsic worth other than what we humans deem necessary. Being pro-choice and enjoying a nice juicy steak is the only logically consistent choice.
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Raised by a single mother, bet.
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It's because they've never really spent time with animals. Their concept of animal intelligence is a simulacrum shaped by cartoons and PETA.
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I think spending time with animals would probably make it worse. Regardless of the intelligence of livestock, spend some time with them and youโll see they definitely feel fear and pain.
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Dealing with animals at least gives you actual understanding. Having to clean out a chicken coop will make you also eventually hate chickens.
Appreciation for where food comes from is missing from most urban and suburban people. It should be a mix of respect but also understanding that animals aren't people. Too many people seem to think their dogs and cats have the same inherent value as human life and it makes me seethe.
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Dealing with chickens in any way shape of form will make you hate them. Terrible birds
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There's no meat you appreciate more than the meat you had to shoot yourself and haul in backbreaking quantities out of the Backcountry
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I raised chickens in my suburban backyard as a kid. Neighborโs dog broke through under the fence and tore them up pretty bad and I watched them die after getting back from school. Pretty sad.
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let me guess, pitbull?
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Nah it was some small breed.
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I agree. But then again all the pro-life propaganda tries to show the movements of a fetus in the womb and how it reacts to pain stimuli. Doesn't seem to change many minds from the pro-choice camp though.
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I mean, even plants react to pain stimuli. Every living thing does, invariably, in some way or other.
What vegans are doing is redefining 'suffering' in a specific way such that they can delude themselves into thinking their particular cult is more moral than the outgroup. It's sort of like what pro-lifers are doing by giving fetuses human rights. There's no rational basis for any of it, it's just based on subjective desire for righteous self-affirmation and a need to pat themselves on the back. (Or, christian brainwashing)
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Fear pain and most important hunger. Watching an animal eat the weak one in the pack alive is good experience. Chickens can feel weakness and they love a good lynching.
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I raised chickens in my suburban backyard as a kid. Pretty fun.
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Nice juicy fetus steak lol
https://classicreload.com/win3x-skifree.html
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Aborted beef? Super ethically sourced meat.
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A fetus is a clump of cells lmao
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Imagine finding a roach in your house, and thinking "free snackerinos!" Average redditors, lol.
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Just put it in nugget form and people will eat it.
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Most of these redditers would probably be afraid of a cockroach.
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They'd put up a thread on AITA. "Dear redditors. Today I found a roach. I freaked out and stomped it. AITA?"
"YTA. Always smoke any old roaches you find".
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Average deep fried food vendor probably serves two or three roaches a day.
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Ah yes, chitinous flour, delicious. God darn bugmen are even lower on the totem pole than actual cuckolds.
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I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than eating lizard feed
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Eating bugs for protein requires killing millions of living things every day, instead of just ripping a piece of meat off a screaming cow every week, which never kills it
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Vegans in the thread unironically discussing "where lines can be drawn" have more or less determined that insects are not living things lmao.
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But they've been extremely firm that taking honey from a hive might accidentally squish a few bees so that's right out.
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Why do they talk like this
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murderedbywords should be renamed to r/wordswordswords
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Can we make that a subreddit? And then just crosspost everything from murderedbywords, and then everyone just writes variations of "words words words" in the comments? Maybe with a longpostbot that responds to any comments with more than three words?
Would that annoy redditors or just be a waste of everyones time?
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wordswordswords is rightoid lingvo, so it would certainly annoy redditors and be banned in a week for supposed hate / ban-evasion
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words words words is literally a shakespeare reference
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Shakespeare likely hated the poor and was racist, so he's far right
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I feel like โhumane dog meatโ could be a subreddit
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r/dogcontrol
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Close, but Iโm thinking of a โgrass fedโ humanely raised dog meat subreddit. Where we discuss different dog flavors โpit bulls are kinda gameyโ and post the same arguments redditors use to โdunkโ on Vegans
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sister sub of r/dogfree
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You could do a dog meat defense and frame it as western cultural imperialism.
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^this. point out that many cultures have eaten dogs for centuries, and that hate towards eating dog is western ethnocentrism.
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r/dogdiet was the vegan equivalent of r/antihatecommunities before it got banned
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Huh, so that "eat bugs, live in a pod, own nothing" thing isn't just a Rightoid meme then? And "he" appears to be unironically upvoted too.
"Why are people swayed into joining the alt-right?"
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I fricking hate redditors so much
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Real question: Why farm insects when you can farm prawns instead? Much more appealing and theyre both bugs
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Forcing poor/middle class people to eat shrimp scampi isn't humiliating enough
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Where do they say to live in a pod
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I give you a 3/10 as a lolcow, below average intelligence but tend to sperg pretty violently which is nice.
0/10 as a dramaposter when youโre not sperging out.
Overall, you are a strong case for straggots being immediately banned on sight.
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Where do they say to live in a pod
Do you not trust me to read what the lolcow says
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https://old.reddit.com/r/MurderedByWords/comments/pwvur7/in_a_video_about_killing_pigs_mercifully_at_a/hek0oum/?context=1&sort=controversial
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Where in that response does he talk about pods you driveling r-slur lmao youโre just a seething rightoid whoโs determined to see shit that isnโt there
Take your meds gay boy
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Iโm platinum bound so b-word shut up.
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Just you wait till I have enough coins for a one day ban award!
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Where the frick do they say live in a pod
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based autist
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It's always insane how little people know about agriculture, so insane that I almost started seriousposting
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do it.
do it do it do it.
do it do it do it do it do it do it
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Reddit made me do it
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That nakes you a....
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All farmers are sociopaths, cmv.
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I saw my grandma snap a chicken's neck when I was a kid, some pretty hardcore stuff
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And that's a good thing
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These are the people that are going to lead the bloody, violent, communist revolution. Gotta admit, being just fine scrounging for bugs will help with logistics.
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Hah, rdrama.net looks like a place for non-functional NPC seething about how superior the right is. God, I couldn't give a frick about r-slurred leftist drama, I could only imagine what kind of cretin would dedicate time or effort to right wing "drama". What fricking losers, LOL.
Snapshots:
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Welp guess I'll just continue eating whatever's the tastiest. Though it'd probably be tastier if salted with his dried-up tears.
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