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This is the best title I’ve ever seen.

Oh it’s been ruined 😭


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I've changed the title 7 times since it was posted, which one's your favorite?

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Coalburner gases the bikes, race car now or some such


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Post all of them as a comment.

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no

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A few weeks ago, I was driving back to Austin from a brewery down south and driving my ex’s Model Y. 2 guys in shitty lifted trucks started trying to block both lanes of the highway and slow down, clearly trying to harass le electric car driver. I was able to accelerate around one of them so they tried to box me in and drive on the shoulder to drive me off the road and shit. So I told my ex to start recording their plates and the guy up front noticed after a couple minutes and pulled over. 3/4 of us in the car were carrying and pulled over to confront them and they sped off as soon as I opened the door. Moral of the story is 90% of people who think they’re hard because of owning a straggy truck are, in fact, strags.


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So I told my ex to start recording their plates

Aren't Tesla's covered in cameras?

A few week ago ... my ex

did you break up because of this

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Yes they are but they aren’t amazing past sunset for picking up license plates.

And no, for other reasons.


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Phones outperform Tesla cameras at night? That doesn't seem safe, does Elon stop you from letting him drive if it's dark out?

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The autopilot system uses radar. Not visible light cameras. The cameras are for the security system.


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don’t they use cameras now instead of radar

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If it's anything like most other cars...

The radar is used to determine speed differences between you and other vehicles/objects. It cannot detect stopped objects, as it can't differentiate between a stopped car and the ground. There's no possible way for the radar to detect lane markings or signs for autopilot.

The visual cameras in the windshield/fenders are used for low-speed distance keeping, lanekeeping, pedestrian detection, traffic sign recognition, etc. It's just a nice bonus that Tesla lets you save the video feed to a thumbdrive.

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IDK ex took delivery 2 months ago and it definitely uses radar.


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https://tesla.com/support/transitioning-tesla-vision looks like they’re gonna move away from it

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they must have figured out how to make the AI stop running over black people

either that or made it do so a bunch more and are going for a big YOLO

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Serves you right for driving such a straggy abomination of a “crossover”.

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Can’t say I’m a big fan of the looks, but the acceleration, grip, and braking are seriously amazing.


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0-60 runs are for middle schoolers. Try accelerating at real speeds. The only reason it has good grip is because it’s so heavy and you think it brakes well because all you have to compare it to is a twenty year old Ford Taurus.

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I didn’t say anything about 0-60. Did I? Its extremely maneuverable on the highway. And yes I know it weighs 4k+ lb. My first car was an s2000. I’ve driven a wide variety of cars and motorcycles since. Be poor somewhere else.

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Weeb

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Poorcels cope and seethe

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Literally an r-slur-proof vehicle made for women

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Almost all friends that own one are female and/or asian so Teslas are a blessing.


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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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You didn’t start blasting as they drove away?

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Illegal in Texas, especially considering I was just drinking and currently driving. I thought they were legit gonna ram me off the road, hence I actually stopped and tried to confront them.


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For being such a 'muh guns' state, Texas is really cucked when it comes to actual gun laws. Real states don't have a duty to retreat.

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there are no states where it's legal to escalate road rage driving to shooting at someone as they drive away.

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:marsey1984:

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Nor should there be, tbh. That wouldn't make sense.

But if someone is in my house, I shouldn't be required to slip out a bedroom window to avoid confrontation. I should be able to pick a defensive position between my family and the intruder.

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He have stand your ground and thats about it. Just got constitutional carry 4 weeks ago.


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So glad I live in Missouri

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Yeah I wish I lived in Yemen

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You should've pulled a Mazzetta and showed those bitches who's boss

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Is Mazzetta a mob boss or something?


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He did a road pop a year or two ago and then posted the footage :marseybigfoot: of it to his youtube :marseymetokur: channel because he thought :marseymindblown: it was justified

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That’s insanely stupid to record yourself and share it.


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Trying to be hard for the homie

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there's a story that is totally real and definitely happened

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Go outside and maybe things would happen in your life too.

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aw, are you mad i don't believe your very obviously fake story? it's not that serious, ok. other people are pretending they believe you.

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Literally never happened, especially the part where you got our of your "exes" straggy little bumper car and scared several men away with your sheer presence lmao

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exes And its not sheer presence. Its being recorded and possibly getting police called for trying to push someone off a highway. :marseybrainlet:


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Truck drivers being based*

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You north or south of the river?

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South, coming back from Jester King. Highway 71?


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Right on, I don’t know where Jester King is, maybe I’ll take a look. I lived in the Parmer/McNeil area and really loved being there. Unfortunately, buying a house pushed me out to the Pflugerville area. Christ, you want to talk about knuckleheads with big trucks.

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Me when i get stuck behind bike twinks

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Running down bicyclists is a public service. :marseymerchant:

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When I'm driving down abandoned rural backroads, sometimes I'll see a bicyclist. Nobody around for miles.

I could run them over a few times, drive home, and never be caught.

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Haunts me too. I'm on an open road and a bike cute twink cuts in from the left coming out of a lower road and makes me brake hard. What I wouldn't give to have the courage to just press the accelerator instead in that split second.

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on a group of eight cyclists training for the Ironman Triathlon

Fricking tri-athlon people are ultra lame-os. Boomers having major mid life crises who relieve themselves by dressing up like Lance Armstrong and blocking all the roads with their loser bicycle brigades. Unfortunately I know some of them and they're all fricked in the head.


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:longwhiskers: triattalongs do not really require fitness, it is just dudes showing off, "I am a 200 kg malding manlet whos only idea of exercise is playing virtual reality" - You, probably

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>drama r-slur making fun of people who go outside and exercise

You sure showed those triathlon losers.

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Frick those r-slurs.


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I’m a track cyclist and I fricking hate tridorks. They are worse than freds

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MTB dork and occasional roadie here. Frick them and their weird flat bikes.

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I’m a track cyclist and I fricking hate tridorks. They are worse than freds

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I’m a track cyclist and I fricking hate tridorks. They are worse than freds

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One more time!

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If you ride a two wheeled vehicle of any kind on a road, everything that happens to you is automatically your fault.

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So what exactly would one have to do to be charged with dangerous driving in Texas?

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Ride a horse to round up some illegal aliens.

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Yeah that's dangerous, make sure you have good breaking power

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Might cost a few

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Imagine a 16 year old boy aimed a gun at you, to intimidate you and pulled the trigger, this is what happened, except it was a truck.

Truck control laws when? You don't even have to touch the Bill of Rights. That's not going to be a joke though if they ever figure out self-driving cars.

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This is why you need a bumper guard/cow catcher on your truck. All that damage was avoidable.

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Racism. If the kid was Black, they would have executed him on the spot.

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he is black

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Even if he is dark skinned, he's obviously benefiting from white-passing privilege.

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no, he's BLACK. he's not "black".

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so he has internalized racism and is therefore a White Supremacist/White?

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what does that have to do with yer stance of "if he was black he would have been shooted"

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because he's white?

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except he's black. we've been over this. he's straight off the boat levels of black.

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So let me get this straight: you expect me to believe some Texas coalroller is actually black? Did the media tell you that? Come on now, man. Everyone knows that white people love rolling coal and black people actually love bikes (which is why they steal so many). It's not rocket surgery!

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if you've ever "rolled coal" you might as well get a face tattoo that says "i'm a giant straget".

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Imagine a 16 year old boy aimed a gun at you, to intimidate you and pulled the trigger, this is what happened, except it was a truck.

Imagine your grandmother had wheels, this is what happened, except she was a bike

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Well I do ride her a lot so that makes sense.

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I felt bad until I saw they were triathlete bikes.

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nice title

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I can't get over the wordplay in the post title.

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A more logical conclusion is that most people aren’t real in general.


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I see nothing wrong here

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GOOOD title game r-slur. I tip my virtual fedora to you!

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Probably got an award or something

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