Welcome to r/shoplifting on steroids. This time, it's (usually) not for monetary gain, but for T*kTok clout.
School principal seethe (Crosspost on r/deviouslick)
Words words words from an anonymous angry student
R*dditor steals his "lunch room" wet floor sign and posts the video on the sub
Many such cases
Some freestyle pissing overlap: https://tiktok.com/@penkinsmarsy/video/7011222947914353926
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https://old.reddit.com/r/deviouslick/comments/ppqiax/im_a_teacher_im_not_here_to_fuss?sort=controversial
Teacher sneeds and writes a thousand word essay including the fact she is neurodivergent. Top comment is
Gen Z rules
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Even mayo children are appropriating black culture
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Whoever said this is extremely white
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Reference.
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Frick is this a boomer meme now? I hate being old
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Apparently sometimes it isn't even a "lick" (theft) and more devious
Video of some guy locking a washroom stall from the outside
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China's campaign to bring the West down from the inside truly knows no bounds
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Tik Tok is turning me into a sinophobe
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WTF I love tik tok now
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Virgin rulecuck vs chad devious licker
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smh boomers, the kids have already moved on to subverting that trend
https://insider.com/angelic-yield-tiktok-trend-devious-lick-stealing-school-2021-9
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“Hey guys looks at me being charitable n shit!”
@Transgender_spez
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Every time i see one of those videos I always imagine them taking the item back
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What’s the opposite of degenerate behavior? That’s what this trend feels like
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I really don’t see what reason average redditors have to seethe this hard about this trend, but of course, here they are.
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cuz the ones doing it are the kids that bully them at school
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Lol, good luck with that lawsuit buddy. What is Section 230 of the Communications Decency Act?
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This is awesome. The only thing that would be better is if someone started a trend like this without actually doing it. Like the freebleeding thing from a few years ago, the potty bowl licking, or baldforbeiber.
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Not the ___forbeiber I expected tbh
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good morning i love zoomers
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I blew up my school potty
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Zoomer.... Based?
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God darn I fricking hate zoomers
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This was a big deal 2 months ago grandpa
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The kids are alright.
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If you don't think this is extremely cool you should be ip banned
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How many times must I say this? Any subs encouraging criminal activities will bet suspended.
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If i was a kid again I’d do so much more illegal shit knowing how easy it is without getting caught
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I love diarrhea
Yes that is right, I love to have diarrhea. One of my favorite things to do is take a laxative on weekends when I have absolute nothing to do and I know I’ll be at the house all day. Sometimes when I can’t wait the 8 hours a laxative will take I’ll do a salt water flush and I’ll be peeing out my butthole in 30 minutes. I’ve even found for me that 100% grapefruit juice will do the trick if I drink half a gallon in a day. There are so many aspects of it that make it one of the best experiences.
The first aspect I love is the rush. Just going about my business and then all of a sudden I know I might poop my pants. That it is time to get on a potty right now and nothing else matters. It’s an adrenaline rush when the stomach starts to gurgle and you know you can’t stop what’s about to happen. That I am totally at the mercy of my bowels.
The second is simply the feeling. I love the feeling of relief I get in my stomach, the feeling of it rushing out of my butt hole, and it is one of those good burn feelings in the butt hole too. I love that fiery butt hole burn. Then when you go to wipe it’s kind of like you are scratching that ultimate itch. To put it simply from start to finish the feeling of diarrhea has multiple aspects that all feel good and all of them have their special place in my heart.
The third aspect I love is the smell. It’s like when you have a good fart and it stinks really bad and you kind of sniff it in and you are like dang, I just did that. The smell of diarrhea is like I just opened a sewer line right in my potty and I love it. It’s just a great scent to sit there and enjoy for a minute. A nasty type of good that makes you feel a little dirty.
The fourth aspect would have to be looking at what came out. Just standing to wipe and looking at what once used to be a perfectly clean potty is now black. Just black water with black spatter all around the bowl of the potty. I love to stand there for a second and look at it and say “dang look at all that bad stuff I just expelled from my body.” That’s a great feeling looking at it and knowing how you’ve just purged your body.
To put it simply, I highly recommend diarrhea.
Edit: For those who have commented and are concerned about my health. I should of clarified this isn’t an every day thing. This is a once every month or two type of deal. I work a lot and have a busy home life and am by all means what you would consider a normal person lol. This is like something I will do when I actually have a day to rest and relax from my busy life because it feels good to me and is an enjoyable experience. A de-stresser if you will.
Snapshots:
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You do you, snappy.
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