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New schizo post just dropped

https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/pyizkn/ive_researched_the_afterlife_for_nearly_10_years?sort=controversial

Get ready for some words words words

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I have no choice but to kneel before the unbelievable self-assuredness of schizoposters.

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People like this make me wish I was schizophrenic.

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They make life seem so interesting

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Here I am with a bland butt life. No lizard lords, no secret gangstalkers, no hidden messages in my TV static.

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Do zoomers even know what TV static is anymore?

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My research won't end here, so if you'd like to continue discussing this topic, feel free to join r/EscapingPrisonPlanet.

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Am I the only person around here that find schizoposting really entertaining and endearing? Like a lot of the time these posts are made by people with high IQ and creativity but slightly off, so they have a whole bunch of interesting and unique takes on things

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The rest of us are obviously clicking the link and upvoting it because it's boring


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I mean obviously but most of us are just laughing at it. Which it is funny as well

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Schizoposts are the only good longposts

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Of course you're not the only one. There's a reason templeOS is as popular as it is

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Absolutely not homie, Schizoposts are unironically a work of art, and must be preserved for future generations :marseylove:

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Shit am I a schizo poster?

:marseypearlclutch:

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Yes, but not for that reason.

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:marseylove:

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Schizophrenic people tend to be pretty smart, yes. It's like when the pattern recognition part of the brain gets a little too good and you start thinking your ex wife is sending codes to you through your toaster sounds

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Schizophrenic people tend to be pretty smart, yes.

It's actually the opposite, schizophrenia is correlated with a reduction in all cognitive functions. What you're seeing here is selection bias - the low functioning schizos end up institutionalized and their ramblings aren't interesting enough to get any attention.

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Darn, adderall must be awesome.

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It really is.

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Would giving my free award to that post be considered actively enabling/encouraging mental illness?

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Not doing it would be ablist

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Yes and that's why you should do it.


Transform your Marseys! :marseywave:
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i gave mine

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Bonus drama as people from r/all show up to reminisce about a fictional past where this was the average r/conspiracy post and complain about the current climate of the sub.

After all, why would conspiracy theorists care about trivial contemporary matters like a global pandemic that may or may not have come from a biolab and national vaccine mandates? Real conspiracies are bigfoot and aliens and lizard people.

Oh wait there's a whole other post up for that specific drama rn:

https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/pyi1d7/imagine_having_the_whole_of_reddit_to_cirlcejerk/?sort=controversial

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:marseywords2:

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youโ€™re missing out bro. Itโ€™s like the Paradise Lost of schizoposts

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He's thhhhhiiiiiss ๐Ÿค close to the TRUTH but fell for the gnostic meme :marseyfacepalm:

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typical hylic response :marseysmug2:

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Everytime a schizo poster links actual declassified glowie documents, you know it's going to be good. The CIA was (and I can guarantee still is) getting up to some batshit crazy psychic power research. The ones he linked about remote viewing (that's a PDF download link btw) are wild to read. The thought of some highly qualified CIA spook asking a blindfolded dude to give him imagery intel on specific Martian grid coordinates in the distant past is some scifi movie shit. There's definitely some truth behind these kind of schizo posts. The wildest declassified documents I've read were a thorough investigation by the NSA into the possibility of inserting psychic trauma of such a degree into an individual or group that it would somehow dislodge entire cities from the space time continuum by interfering with the localized gestalt manifestation of reality. Wacky stuff these glowies spend tax money on.

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For the longest of times, I've wondered if the reason why glowies have such an uncanny ability to live in schizos' brains rent-free is because the CIA is itself a bunch of schizos and the other mental health patients can somehow feel that through pheromones in the air.

Those documents I just read basically confirmed my suspicions.

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The doc about the dude using astral projection to accurately describe secret Soviet facilities that there's no way he could have known about independently is wild. Either there's way more truth to it than I'd like to think, or it was a very elaborate ruse to trick the Soviets into thinking we had such capabilities by purposefully allowing it to fall into the hands of one of their spies.

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Since I'm a schizo-lite, I prefer to believe it is a combination of both

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Wow, you must be a JP fan.

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You can't hide the truth forever. I never would have thought you were a glowie smh

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Always amazed where schizos can pull off effortposts like this.

Has that sub always been a delusion-support group? Why is no one calling him a fricking rslur

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Oh boy, even the "final words" section is long as frick.

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Most sane r/conspiracy user

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This man is the window through which God will illuminate this world.

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Why haven't you listened to my voice mail?

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:marseyvan:

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plausible theory.

is there anything more cucked than being eternal soul cattle for our dear alien overlords? think about it rationally

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I will try to remember this for when I dieโ€ฆ Donโ€™t enter the white tunnel!

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Another niggling thought in the back of my mind to add to my fear of death

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it's an interesting question: is there are any plausible way to negotiate for reincarnation in a good starting position and/or without wiping your memory? probably not. so even if the theory were true, it's kinda moot.

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The virgin "enlightened" vs the Chad "reincarnating as a Saudi Prince"

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Helpful subtitles like

Afterlife tricks & scams

At least it ends on a positive note though. Then the comments roll in.

https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/pyizkn/ive_researched_the_afterlife_for_nearly_10_years/hevfps5/?sort=controversial A time travelling popcorn pisser https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/pyizkn/ive_researched_the_afterlife_for_nearly_10_years/hevjb9m/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/conspiracy/comments/pyizkn/ive_researched_the_afterlife_for_nearly_10_years/heuk8on/?sort=controversial Someone dares ask how to win against the psychic soul stealing aliens

The whole post is worth a read if you're into thought experiments. Thread is worth reading for the lulz and people celebrating a non-COVID conspiracy popping up.

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Darn that was a good schizopost

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Get ready for some words words words

There's words words words and then there's that tsunami of word vomit. I admire your stamina for having ploughed through it. And the replies are just as insanely long.

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I'm going to seriouspost for a second

Why the frick do people worry so much about these grand conspiracies. Even if you're right, what the frick are you going to do about the reptilian God oligarchies?

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Frick yes

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I'm gonna listen to these frickin' Monroe Institute tapes now.

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Tl dr but the title alone made me lol

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If you support free speech, you must support people pinging other users. It's completely legal speech. If you won't defend pinging as free speech because you or someone else finds it disgusting, then no speech that you or anyone else views as disgusting is safe.


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