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It's time to bully stoners

There's a couple ways to do this:

  1. r/byebyejob but focused on catching druggies, messing up drug test cheating, getting kids expelled etc.

  2. r/banvideogames but more bait and less satire. Make a "moms against weed (or drugs)" subreddit. Include classic say no to drugs type cringe, throw in a few Dharr Man tier vids.

  3. Go the opposite direction and claim weed cured my covid / stage 4 prostate cancer etc. This might get unironic support from stoners and could make normal people (and journos that aren't currently high) mad. There's already an article about weed helping with covid I saw posted a year ago.

I don't have burner accounts so I can't make or moderate it unless it's #1 because that's consistent with my account.

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100% yes yes yes. THIS is the genius bait sub idea that i’ve been waiting for. There is a lifetime worth of untapped stoner seethe just waiting on reddit. I say to make it less on the nose than BanVideoGames. Post actual studies about weed being harmful.

Maybe say it’s more harmful than alcohol and throw some BS about alcohol and percocet being healthier. The biggest thing is to drive home that it makes you lazy. Nothing a lazy cheetofingered stoner hates to hear more than the truth. Grow up and do Coke.

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The easiest way to make a stoner seethe is start talking about how they're addicted, they'll deny it.. like an addict.

Another idea is to make a sub kind of like a sober support group, talk about how shitty your life was when you were smoking (relationships/job falling apart, desperate for a fix) and how everything is amazing now that you've stopped.

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It needs to have a good name if its going to get anywhere. Something like the tune of byebyejob will be too obvious, but it should be to that effect. Something simple, snappy, and quick to piss people off. Are there any lurking journos from the wsj who have any ideas?

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Depends what sort of angle we wanna take with it, whether we want it to sound like wokies or puritans.

I like r/enoughweedspam

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  1. r/byebyejob but focused on catching druggies, messing up drug test cheating, getting kids expelled etc.

This is brilliant since it's also good satire.

I was gonna suggest a sub for downplaying mental illness, but your idea is way better.

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I’d make posts in legal-state subreddits about reporting high drivers.

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lmfao you're a funny one. Not sure if I should ban you or just keep you here for the amusement.

There's a certain hierarchy here, as my admin badge should have keyed you in on, and you went and mocked me. Do you know how much power I have? I'm not just the admin of a group with over 50k members, I've got a network of admins that are loyal to me alone and their power spans all of Leftbook. I'm the veritable champion online, and if you don't do what I say... why don't you message some group members and find out? :wink:

The only reason you're not banned yet is that I wanted to give you some time to read this first... to know how deep the shit you're in is.

Don't mock my community. Don't mock Harry Potter fans or those winning with Autism. You want another chance? Say you understand and you apologize, and say you realize you've been a stupid frick in a beautiful place.


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