Ever since the quarantine started, I've been secretly stashing all my cut nails, toenails, and ripped-off foot callouses on a hidden spot behind the medicine in my bathroom's cabinet.
Edit: BTW, I've added a few tiny pieces of foot callous to it since posting this
Edit 2: also I forgot to mention: sometimes when I'm not at home and I'm clipping my nails, I'll hide the clippings underneath my phone case until I get home
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I don't believe you. Arrange them to spell out "rdrama.net" as proof.
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Holy shit, OP delivered.
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I wish he hadn't tho...
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Now it's a perfect post for r/drama.
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Wtf is wrong with you man
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Brazilian
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Also are you Brazilian?
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Yes
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I'm horrified
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Cool
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Jesus christ
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Fricking disgusting, take my upvote.
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we must literally 1984 all reddit phrases
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I still don't believe it.
Internet sorcery.
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Absolutely legendary
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Do it
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This somehow disgusts me more than the actual gore I saw earlier. I really should pay an artcel to draw me a picture Sylveon vomiting profusely.
Unironically great work OP, this is the kind of shit I pay my internet for.
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I don't have a pic of the rainbow dog puking, but I do have one of it anheroing. Does that work?
https://twitter.com/Netchy_Boo/status/1382313988076150788
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I'm not suicidal about this one, actually I got more reasons to live now. thank you OP.
Also I know that artist, I like his art but he's a little bit fricked in the head.
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redundant
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typical japanese
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Yeah tbh this is pin worthy and deserved way more attention than it's getting at the moment.
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Certainly in the top 10 pinworthy posts of all time, here and on r/drama. Or put it in the site header so everyone has to see it each time they visit.
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Nice, I just eat all of mine.
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I clip mine with teeth. itβs easier than buying a clipper or using a knife.
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That's how you get worms.
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Uhhh and also lots of protein? Seems like a net positive to me.
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oh im on a website with these kinds of people
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Do you live alone?
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No
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Do you live with other patients?
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They haven't found out yet
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Lul
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How many languages can you speak?
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Two
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Cool
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I dated someone who would throw her nail clippings on the carpet, out of sight out of mind. She couldn't understand why it bothered me.
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It was a ploy to make you vacuum. The foid is cunning.
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What type of dermatitis do you have and for how long have you had it?
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B-word wear a gas mask and go get a pedicure. You will be protected from the germcels and the pedicurists are all Asians with natural immunity to Ching Chong flu.
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Does it come with a happy ending?
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Not in the shops I go to, but I have heard lore...
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Well fungos is pretty clear.
Both for being Brazilian and growing an entire ecosystem on your feet (I guess it's now growing in your medicine cabinet too).
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Got some weird hair infection going on too
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The trok is for the face, not the feet.
Though, to be fair, I did see some tiny pillbug-looking things come out of that pile the other day. Didn't see any signs of them today, though.
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Wait so it's all proliferating on your face?
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Mostly on the hair, but some of it seems to have made it into the face. If I don't get that ointment on, it burns, regardless of how much I wash my face.
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Completely serious but, have you considered burning off your face, hair and all? I think this definitely calls for a final solution.
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Not until now
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What type of dermatitis is it?
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I dunno exactly which type, but I've had it for a very long time. It wasn't all that bad up until like 2 yrs ago, though. Then it started getting way worse, and just washing it with shampoo and soap wasn't cutting it anymore.
Edit: okay I remember now, it's seborrheic dermatitis
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Have you tried 2% Pyrithione Zinc as a shampoo? Or coal tar soap by chance? Trok has ketoconazole so idk if these will help tho
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Lmao dermatocels
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Chronic dermatitis is a sign of high testosterone
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lmao I wish I were a rich doc
rural and rich overlap on dermo issues. No degree of richness can outrun some genetics
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Sup jaggpt
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So far what I'm using is working out well, but I'll keep these in mind.
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All joking aside I've known people who had it like you (in the facial hair and nose etc) and always wondered what type it was. I never asked them but since your being so forthcoming I figured I'd ask you.
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Cetaphil my dude.
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wait you have hair fungus
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based as shit
Iβd use them as fertilizer
itβs a delicious linguini, with shaved parmesΓ‘n, and a dash of deglazed white sauce with skin oil, finished with invertebrate
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This is why I clip my nails (toe and finger) on the back patio. You should see the weeds I grow.
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I have the prettiest dandelion. Itβs as tall as I am! The arching, needle-like leaves beneath the zig zagging climbing stems are beautiful. Many other cute ones.
And I like how the seeds blanket the neighborsβ perfect lawns and βlow water use gardensβ
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Manlet detected.
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I stand at a respectable 5β3.9in.
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THIS is the kind of quality content I come to rdrama for.
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Appalling. What compelled you to do this?
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I've forgotten why I started doing this a long time ago, but now I just do it because it's become routine, like brushing my teeth and taking a shower
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>these are the people I choose to spend time with
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you spend your time wisely
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Why not simply eat them?
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Wow! Impressive!
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Jesus Christ those edits...
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Well, excuse me, I'm going to go and throw up.
Cheers.
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Burn them as an offering to (swt) Allah.
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This is the 4chan curse, isn't it? I knew we should have been more careful around the Reddit witches
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You should start a subReddit about this. Guarantee there are 10,000 Redditors that do this. Some will probably offer you money to send it to them so they can eat it.
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Disgusting. Nails and callouses should be separated. This is an unorganized mess.
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Hahaha, you were so butthurt you reported all my posts to the moderators too.
You win this one, I'm not allowed to make fun of you anymore. Enjoy living your internet life every day, goodbye.
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Hey bro, you gonna eat that?
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cometa sudoku
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Looks like the best posts happen when I'm in bed.
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Nobody who matters is going to read this post
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