I would die for this man. pic.twitter.com/6A5jWxQj2s
— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) October 4, 2021
If you don't know the story, you MUST watch this. El Pres is an incredible dramatard:
I would die for this man. pic.twitter.com/6A5jWxQj2s
— Dave Portnoy (@stoolpresidente) October 4, 2021
If you don't know the story, you MUST watch this. El Pres is an incredible dramatard:
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portnoy is absolutely a smug douche but how he makes redditers and twatters seethe is worth it imo
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He's a total sports bro, but make no mistake: he is a drama queen to the very core. Beyond the above, watch this coke addict dunk on fatties:
"Now, Frankie, I love all the states in the Union. A lot of people say I should be president. Pizzapizza. Here's the thing: ... everybody's fat here."
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Oh also there's this:
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Obscenely based. I also like the part where he leaked his own s*x tape of him just absolutely ape-peepeeing some Instagram sloot
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Dave tied that girl up in a leash, choked her while prone boning her senseless, recorded it, then leaked it, then a week later interviewed someone saying "So you & I have a bit in common, like we've both had our s*x tapes leaked!"
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I gotta respect the hustle, in current year +whatever making people angry with honest opinions while also not doing anything blatantly cancellable and making bank is commendable. Total drama chad
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Dave gets it because he's so stupid and/or coked out that he strictly adheres to the golden rule being cancel-proof: you never apologize.
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He's an absolute r-slur but he really is amazing. π€©
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Honest to god thought I was looking as an FtM
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If I had one life I would give it to China
If I had two life I would give it to China
If I had ten life I would give it to China
If I had one hundred life I would give it to China
If I had one thousand life I would give to China
If there was 1 million China supporters I would be one
If there was 1 thousand China supports I would be one
If there was 1 hundred China supporters I would be one
If there was ten China supporters I would be one
If there was one China supporter then it would be me
If there was no China supporters on earth then I am in Outer space
If the whole world is against China then I am against the whole world
To my dying breath I support China
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In time, China will buy the entire NFL.
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i'd probably be willing to go to jail for my teams QB if he won me multiple super bowls.
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This is a uniquely American form of cuckoldry.
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is it? because i'm sure foreigners would also go to jail for their whatever the heck if they won the multiple whatever the heck soccer championships are.
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Can confirm, a sizable number of argentinians would gladly take Messi's tax evasion charges for themselves, and he only won one Copa America.
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I'm gonna keep this one in my back pocket for when Global-South-cels get uppity.
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i'd almost go as far as to say EVEN MORE foreigners would take that trade, because some of them take soccer extremely serious.
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Yeah but they don't have QBs and super bowls and whatever the frick a "fourth down" is so it's an American degeneracy.
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deflategate was fake news to try to assassinate the good character of the GOAT, TB12
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You just dislike him because you are like the dollar store version of him
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You got beef with him? He's a fellow Bostonian
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I concur. That's why I love him. He's diametrically opposite of the Harvard/MIT side of the Charles River.
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All of Boston is the worst of Boston.
This post made by midwest gang.
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Cope
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That's all of Boston
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