Dave Portnoy, who got arrested and went to jail for Tom Brady, begins to turn against Tom Brady

https://twitter.com/stoolpresidente/status/1444826186648018944

If you don't know the story, you MUST watch this. El Pres is an incredible dramatard:

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portnoy is absolutely a smug douche but how he makes redditers and twatters seethe is worth it imo

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He's a total sports bro, but make no mistake: he is a drama queen to the very core. Beyond the above, watch this coke addict dunk on fatties:

"Now, Frankie, I love all the states in the Union. A lot of people say I should be president. Pizzapizza. Here's the thing: ... everybody's fat here."

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Oh also there's this:

>Interviewer: You posted the following on your site: "I never condone r*pe, but if you're a size 6 and wearing skinny jeans, you kinda deserve to be r*ped."

>El Pres: Correct. I stand by that. I think it's a funny joke.

>You think r*pe is funny?

>No, I didn't say that. I think it's a funny joke.

>Do you understand how offensive that is?

>No, I obviously don't.

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Obscenely based. I also like the part where he leaked his own s*x tape of him just absolutely ape-peepeeing some Instagram sloot

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Dave tied that girl up in a leash, choked her while prone boning her senseless, recorded it, then leaked it, then a week later interviewed someone saying "So you & I have a bit in common, like we've both had our s*x tapes leaked!"

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I gotta respect the hustle, in current year +whatever making people angry with honest opinions while also not doing anything blatantly cancellable and making bank is commendable. Total drama chad

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Dave gets it because he's so stupid and/or coked out that he strictly adheres to the golden rule being cancel-proof: you never apologize.

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He's an absolute r-slur but he really is amazing. 🀩

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Honest to god thought I was looking as an FtM

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If I had one life I would give it to China
If I had two life I would give it to China
If I had ten life I would give it to China
If I had one hundred life I would give it to China
If I had one thousand life I would give to China
If there was 1 million China supporters I would be one
If there was 1 thousand China supports I would be one
If there was 1 hundred China supporters I would be one
If there was ten China supporters I would be one
If there was one China supporter then it would be me
If there was no China supporters on earth then I am in Outer space
If the whole world is against China then I am against the whole world
To my dying breath I support China


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In time, China will buy the entire NFL.

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i'd probably be willing to go to jail for my teams QB if he won me multiple super bowls.

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This is a uniquely American form of cuckoldry.

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is it? because i'm sure foreigners would also go to jail for their whatever the heck if they won the multiple whatever the heck soccer championships are.

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Can confirm, a sizable number of argentinians would gladly take Messi's tax evasion charges for themselves, and he only won one Copa America.

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Cope-a America

I'm gonna keep this one in my back pocket for when Global-South-cels get uppity.

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i'd almost go as far as to say EVEN MORE foreigners would take that trade, because some of them take soccer extremely serious.

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Yeah but they don't have QBs and super bowls and whatever the frick a "fourth down" is so it's an American degeneracy.

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deflategate was fake news to try to assassinate the good character of the GOAT, TB12


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