Zoomers need to be redefined as being born after 9/11
It makes no sense for a giga-chad like me (and Need4Sneed) to be lumped in with literal children. I can buy guns, cars, tobacco, and alcohol, but I'm in the same group as 12 year olds. It's fricked up.
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Shut the frick up zoomer and go back to your fortnite compilations, the grown ups are talking
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I thought you were a boomer. You're a zoomer adjacent?? Eww
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I'm 22
Being a farmcel, I'm constantly around boomers. I can imagine how I might have that sort of energy. I'm also a ruralcel, and didn't grow up on the internet.
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How did a farmcel end up here?
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A series of bad decisions
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Did it start with pibbles?
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Unironically yes
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Do you have any idea how absolutely infested Drama-Prime was with corncels?
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How?
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My theory is that the entirety of Iowa has one internet-capable computer in the one watering hole in state, so when all these
went online, they were really just taking turns at the communal PC. Probably because there's no other entertainment except watching corn grow.
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There's a large concentration of Iowan corn farmers here
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There is nothing else to do in the midwest
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I think the internet is one of the biggest difference between millenialls, genX, and zoomers. I was an adult before I got on the internet. Millenials were young, but remember life before it (from a kids perspective, anyway), and typical zoomers can't imagine life without it. So there you go, you're not a TOTAL zoomer!
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I thought you were like 60 and you're younger than me lmfao
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This post has made me realize I exude a boomer energy, which I think is a good thing.
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I thought the post that got you a ban would be spicier.
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mf'ers hate me cuz they ain't me
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Lotta zoomer cope itt
Guys Iβm 8 thatβs right on the cutoff not to be a zoomer haha r-right?
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You're 8? Aren't you a bit old to be posting on rdrama?
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Haha yeah he should come join us on the groomercord instead.
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Umm, akshually, 8year olds are the generation that comes after zoomers
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when's gen sigma
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Sigma balls
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If nobody except you was playing with your boytower before the towers fell, then you're a Zoomer. My condolences.
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Are you sure thats a good way to distinguish?
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Requesting a Boy Scout Marsey next
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We need a command to mirror a maraey tbh. Half the time the joke is ruined because a marsey is turned the wrong way.
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Well, he did say he's a zoomer
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Yes
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if you don't remember obama being elected the first time you're a fricking zoomer
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More validity to my theory.
I would've been 9 in 2008. I still remember my dad seething at "That dumb BIPOC" Obama.
ππΏ22ππΏIsn'tππΏZoomerππΏ
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Dayum.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cusper
So technically neither of us are Millennial's nor Zoomers!
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That link is further proof that the obsession with "generation<xyz>" is peak r-slurred.
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Yeah, but "Cusper" sounds fricking stupid
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Suck my cusp you b-word.
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Literally the first sentence dude
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Still sounds stupid though.
Sounds like cusper the friendly ghost
or cusper-cas9 or something
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cucksper
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Is your adrenochrome still harvestable?
asking for a friend.
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Millenitards and zoomers wish they were chad gen x slackers like me, but they sure make good rentoids
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Literally all of my rentoids are methed up gen x'ers.
All the Millennials and Zoomers fled to the cities.
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Yeah we like that meth
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They should have devoted their life to Christ instead of worldly chemical escapism. That is their fault
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You are a zoomer? You are literally the same generation as my kids. They hate pitbulls too, lol. The edges of generations are fuzzy, man. I'm square in gen-x, but I have relatives born right on the millenials side of the genX/millenial border, and they have much more in common with me than millenials. It's just a term of convenience.
Oops, I mean, lol, fricking zoomers and millennials so dum lmao
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You're not getting in my age group, sorry sweaty.
If you pay me 1000 dramacoins I'll give you an M-word pass though.
https://classicreload.com/win3x-skifree.html
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If you really think about it, M*llennials are even more cucked than zoomers.
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agreed. I am unironically annoyed that I was born like 5 months too late to be considered a gen Xer
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As a "gen Xer" I am unironically happy that we now get lumped in with the boomers. I hate that stupid genX moniker given for a forgotten novel that I couldn't even name the author of.
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Gen x is the best name, millennial is gay and i dont even need to mention the boomer zoomer coomer shit
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As the official weathered and haggard old man of this God forsaken site I declare all you all children.
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Cry about it kid.
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Iβm 24 so I think Iβm the youngest a millennial can be. At least thatβs what I tell myself.
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I've always heard of the cutoff being 96-97, so you're right on the border.
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My sister was born 97 and she's 100% not a zoomer
Still a foid, tho
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Thatβs even worse π€’
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Same, but I don't like being lumped in with spineless millennials or r-slurred zoomers.
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Hi i am an 18 year old guy after a little bit of thinking i discovered that relationships and s*x aren't the best way for passing on my genes here is an alternative strategy :work 12 to 16 hours a day 7 days a week every week for 30 years save and invest 90 to 99 percent of your income than when you are in your 50s and you are wealthy enough you can buy womens eggs and rent wombs to carry your babies you only have to give semen than when the babies are born dana test them all and take them only if are yours than raise them to grow the family net worth and expend the tribe by breading with woman with certain genetic traits
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Zoomer trait: Admitting you are a child on the internet.
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Child alert
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Wait what, you're a Zoomers?!
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Would have pegged you for late 40s with that knife sharpening post
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That's an essential life skill for us ruralcels. An 8 year old knows how to sharpen a blade in the boonies.
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Get a fake ID that says you're a 54 year old Pakistani man. It'll do wonders for your self esteem.
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Iβm 26 and Iβd trade you. Millennials are the new silent generation. We donβt produce any seethe like the chad boomers or zoomers.
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We used to, don't you remember every news article about how millennials are destroying the economy because we aren't spending recklessly
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Wut?
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Lul
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You're a child?? Darn
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Shut up zoomer
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Hush now, little one! Your pipsqueak patty is getting cold!
eat before it gets too soggy! Or would you like papa deux to feed you?
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You are literally prime, grade AAA USDA certified Zoomer.
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It's 1995, sorry bud.
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