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Dumb idiots get scammed by monke pictures, double down when they realize they've been scammed

https://www.vice.com/en/article/y3dyem/investors-spent-millions-on-evolved-apes-nfts-then-they-got-scammed

To figure out what was going on, investors active on the project’s Groomercord server jumped on a voice chat last week. In that call, they appointed Mike_Cryptobull, who spent 3 ether (around $10,200) on 20 Evolved Apes, as their de facto fact-finding mission leader.

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Invests in the funko pop of cryptos

Complains about getting scammed

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akshually it's a community driven project :marseyeyeroll:


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These people deserve to be grifted.


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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:marseyagree:

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What's the difference between being scammed and purchasing an NTF?

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One means you're definitely r-slurred. One means you might be r-slurred.

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One is a superset of the other.

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"Mike_Cryptobull"

You can't make this up!

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Basically Star Citizen but with apes.

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what is that, an anime? :boomermonster:


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It's a vidya designed to scam space nerds. You have to literally buy the individual space ships for real money. I think they've scammed something like $300m so far.

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People are so innovative at separating losers from their money.


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The better part is the game isn't even out yet.

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Lol I remember they were supposed to provide a project roadmap, but they couldn't provide the roadmap on time, so they made a roadmap for providing the roadmap. Then there's all that weird shit where he made his wife the head of marketing and pretended they weren't married for a long time.

EDIT: https://old.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/kjqvrb/to_everyone_with_no_friends_or_family_like_me_and/?sort=controversial JFC

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Holy shit that's so sad. No friends. No family. Pinning your hopes on a video game. The fact that the game doesn't even exist. Jesus christ that's sad.

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Also, the game still didn't go beyond contentless test builds for 9 years and counting

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Not even half a game yet and they've been "developing" it for like 10 years.

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Star Citizen finally bursting has the potential to be a dramacoin singularity the likes of which the world has never seen.

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Evolved Apes is described on NFT marketplace OpenSea as β€œa collection of 10,000 unique NFTs trapped inside a lawless land.” They are β€œfighting for survival, only the strongest ape will prevail,” it says, referring to the project’s much-hyped fighting game, which has not materialized.

Every day a g*mer gets scammed is a day allah smiles.

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which has not materialized

a month ago there was an NFT project that was just a picture of white text on a black background, and the cheapest one sold for $80,000

https://techcrunch.com/2021/09/03/loot-games-the-crypto-world/

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:marseypostmodern:

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Scamming r-slurs online and becoming a multi-millionaire, simply amazing :marseykneel:

Wish I had the know how and the lack of morals to do such a thing

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I could but my bussy is far too supple for prison

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Can they even track him down? I thought the only reason bitcoins existed was for libertarians buying CP and heroin without glowies noticing

It's highly convenient for scamming gullible people

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With most coins you can track the flow of money and catch the person when they convert those coins into fiat currency. Montero supposedly has measures to prevent this bit I would risk it tbh.

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Monero is a terrible coin and I do not own any. :marseysmug:

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Wasn't this the whole point of NFTs? To scam r-slurs?

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WTS nft marsey 1,000,000 dramacoin obo

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You are joking but I asked for this to be a thing 2 months ago.

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To figure out what was going on, investors active on the project’s Groomercord server jumped on a voice chat last week.

I'm not sure guys, what part of this screams "unprofessional" to you?

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it's very serious business


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Mike_Cryptobull is the Captain America of NFTs

Investors Assemble! :soyjakfront:

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I love NFTs, they're an amazing way to (sometimes) make money off of slur-tards. :marseymerchant: They're also great for dramacoin.

Can you barely draw a picture in photoshop? Perfect! You have the makings of an NFT artist. Just mint your image (costs like $100) and watch as tens of re-slurs bid real money on your worthless jpeg! (if you're already popular that is) Best part is, once you sell it, you get royalties for every resale.

I'm bullish on NFTs right now because of the rumors of twitter adding fricking NFT verification so you can have a cool avatar that nobody else owns to show off your social status :soyjakfront:

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NFTs are among the biggest reasons I want someone to detonate a worldwide EMP.

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The rug pull happened when they paid all that money for monkey pictures. Like what's the difference if the monkey pictures are up or not. Upload them to imgur if you're so upset about it

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>but the hecking g*merino!

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Based crypto scammer. If you can steal it, you deserve it

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Unlike with cryptocurrencies, NFT rug pulls leave behind JPEGs and a narrative surrounding them.

Whew! We still have our jpegs we can build back better!

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Just another way of money laundry

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I actually get so blackpilled when I realize most of you strags are depressed losers who most likely gravitated here because no one likes them and not because they actually have intellectual backing for their


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Finish the sentence.

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B-word you ain't telling Snappy what to do

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