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Before you get your hopes up all the rest of his work sucks
Art thread. What is your favorite art?
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Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights just cause I like the guy playing the bussy flute
(zoomed in for detail)
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I like the man being eaten by a giant birdman while farting birds
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If it's solid and coming out of your butt is it really a fart though?
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Birds are gasses. That's why they can fly.
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Trust The Science.
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Oh that makes sense thanks for my daily TIL.
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this artist was on point
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I really wish I could get my hands on whatever strain of ergot Bosch was nibbling on.
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Gala Contemplating the Mediterranean Sea which at a distance of 20 meters is transformed into the portrait of Abraham Lincoln by Salvador DalΓ
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this one's fricking me up. I like it
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I saw it in person and it is amazing. I don't remember the exact size, but this thing is giant which is why you need to go so far back irl to see Lincoln.
A cool detail the art nerd there taught me is the red sky becomes Lincoln's exist wound.
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Saw that one when I was down in clearwater. The way the exhibit is set up you can see it at both distances and I was surprised how freakin big some of Daliβs works are
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Dali was a literal cuck but in the coolest way possible.
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He had a pet aardvark which is neat
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Also unironically a radical centrist.
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Gala was sleeping with the star of Jesus Christ Superstar when he was in his early 20s and she was in her early 80s.
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That's awesome.
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Thomas Cole's "Aquaduct near Rome"
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Oh I like that a lot.
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Here's a piece by fellow Hudson River School artist Asher Durand depicting Thomas Cole himself! The setting is supposed to be somewhere in upstate NY. There are a couple other American landscape pieces ITT. It's a pretty normie movement but gd are the works beautiful.
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Nice, thanks for pointing me to this painting. You have great taste too.
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Beautiful.
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All of Giorgio de Chirico's metaphysical stuff, for instance The Red Tower
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I hate the buildings on the sides. I refuse to get over this
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How so? I like how everything in Chirico is always a bit off, adds to the feel of neurodivergent solitude.
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who was talking to the marsey artist? did he ever visit us?
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I dont think anything ever came of it
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Les Demoiselles d'Avignon (Picasso)
This essay about it is probably the most significant work of art criticism of the 20th century
http://faculty.winthrop.edu/stockk/modernism/steinberg,%20the%20philosophical%20brothel.pdf
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No thanks
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There are a couple really cool statues moddeled after this painting
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"Meow" by Lara Zombie.
My wife has a 6-foot-wide print of this in the living room
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excellent
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Galateia of the spheres by salvador dalΓ. Or if I am on a postmodern hypetrain naumans the true artist hekps the world by revealing mistoc truths.
Edit: on a more shitposty note the rotterdam sinterklaas
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maps count right?
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/ea/Carta_Marina.jpeg
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Love me some allegories.
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Here be sea monsters.
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Zdzislaw Beksinski, cant believe no one has mentioned him yet. To be honest, my favorite band is Molchat Doma, so I might just have a affinity for Soviet collapse eastern European artists. Here is my favorite piece of him.
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hey, I posted beksinski!
I'm not an artstrag in the slightest and couldn't name you ten painters but I do like his creepy surreal art
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I'm glad this got posted. Not an art nerd but I love this picture
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If heck doesnt look like this im MAD
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"View of the Rio SΓ£o Francisco Brazil with Fort Maurits and a capibara", Frans Post
Capybara in the Louvre!
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Who this guy?
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Zdzislaw Beksinski
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I can't pick just one.
Magdalene with the smoking flame - Georges de la Tour
The Scream - Edvard Munch
Ophelia - John Everett Millais
The Siesta - Vincent Van Gogh
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Frederic Edwin Church's "The Heart of the Andes":
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Check my comment history to see my fav of Asher Durand's. Great taste btw!
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Nicholas Roerich for his powerful landscapes
GTFO of Bolshevik Russia
Expeditions throughout Asia
Inspires H.P. Lovecraft
Theosophy
Early treaty for protection of cultural works in wartime
Looks like a goddarn wizard
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The half-dozen Sylveon reaction images I have saved.
And the schizo cat art by Louis Wain![:marseyschizo:]( ":marseyschizo:")
they're not actually my favorite, (I can't really choose a favorite artwork) but really like the story behind it. I'm sure just about everyone here knows about it and is probably sick of hearing it though.
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https://renemagritte.org/the-treachery-of-images.jsp
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Guirand de ScΓ©vola paints such beautiful depictions of women that I can't help but be mesmerized
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For a serious answer I really like Judith Slaying Holofernes by Artemisia Gentileschi, and for completely different aesthetics I also like anything by Alphonse Mucha
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I recently discover mucha. Good shit. I don't even know why I like his stuff as much as I do. I just do
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I really shouldn't like him since I despise advertising, but his style is just really beautiful
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This version is better than Caravaggioβs. His Judith came out so placid, here sheβs feeling it.
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100%%%
I love Caravaggio but Artemisia is just incredible
https://uffizi.it/en/artworks/judith-with-the-head-of-holofernes
This one is just as amazing, the look on Judith's face is just![:marseyblowkiss:]( ":marseyblowkiss:")
![:marseylove:]( ":marseylove:")
edit, that's a different artist, my brain is soup sorry
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Iβve never seen this one and I looove it so much![:marseyangel:]( ":marseyangel:")
![:marseylove:]( ":marseylove:")
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Ed Geinβs work.
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La Fortune - Man Ray
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I'm a sucker for anything art noveau, but I love Gustav Klimt in particular even if it is kinda normie. Also anything landscape and historical, can't get enough.
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Self-Portrait with his Wife and a Glass of Champagne, 1902, Lovis Corinth. The good end we're all after.
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βRuins of a Cloister in Messines.β
The artist was just some no name. Definitely didn't have any impact on the course of history.
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Hunter Biden Rain #1
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Looks like 2 million dollars in cash.
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I'm more a fan of Hunters photography
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Who's Afraid of Red, Yellow and Blue by Barnett Newman. Normally, I hate this kind of shit but the fact is this was painted with the sole desire to piss off people who hate his work. Then, someone got so mad about it that they tore the painting while it was on display. Excellently crafted bait, 9/10. Barnett was a proto-dramanaut
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The most beautiful and glorious artwork ever conceived. The Great Leader and his son, the Dear Leader, imparting joy and the wisdom of Juche on the children of the DPRK! π°π΅π°π΅π°π΅
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Two Kings by Anonymous
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Shintaro Kago. Neat stuff
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On a seperate note, we'll have to create an architecture thread one of these days. For me, it's roccco
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Thomas Kinkade
if there's one thing you remember from this thread it should be his name. His art is not memorable. it's not bad, but it holly frick it does it get snooty arty types mad. if you mention he's your favorite artist, they'll sneed like you've never seen a stuck up art lover sneed before. academics think he's the literal hitler of the art world, and that includes actual hitler. i once irl heard an art historian claim he caused the iraq war because he's the dubbya of art.
apparently you're not supposed to buy art you find aesthetically pleasing, you're supposed to be challenged and
over a crude sculpture of a man sucking his own peepee
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Not really art but I like random pics that I use for my phone wallpaper.
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I love Goya's. 2 and 3 of may 1808 in madrid are amazing. And the black paintings![:marseylove:]( ":marseylove:")
in the prado museum they have all of them on a single room, and it feels gloomy, i didn't know he painted a fricking dog drowning. Also las meninas from velazquez, incredible.
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All time favorite wallpaper, "Verne".
It was created for and included in the Linux distro Fedora's 16th version release.
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I love this painting because he included some Bong tourists and describing them as to death of his favorite vacation spot
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I love anything by Mondrian. He makes the best straight lines.
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This reminds me of that Arthur episode where binky discovers the painting is hung up the wrong way. Thank you for reading my blog
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I've been on this anagram binge and there are a lot of good ones for Dramamine. For instance,
I ram ad men (cute Twink)
A maiden mr (choo choo)
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if I ever need another alt, this is in the running
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this is better btw ->
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Caspar David Friedrich - Winter Landscape with Church because I'm a Friedrich fan, and to let everyone know I pick a piece that isn't Wanderer.
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Diane Arbus' Tards on Halloween series. It really says a lot about our society
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This one's my favorite:
And my second favorite:
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Trans lives matter
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Eyvind Earle
https://doorofperception.com/2013/07/eyvind-earle-dream-landscapes/
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Comrade Stalin being gifted flowers by children in the RFSSR for his contributions in advancing and defending the eternal science of Marxist Leninism and the future of Soviet Socialism!![:marseycomrade:]( ":marseycomrade:")
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Treachery of Images for painting
Gunga Din for poetry
The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko
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To all of you pathetic losers with nothing better to do then illiterate your ignorance online I will set all of you straight. I am an educated, strictly organic, ortho molecular aware patriotic princess. To all of you clueless cuckster virtual wanna be warriors, I am the real deal. I work in the cutting edge health industry and I donβt have time to deal with a bunch of losers like all of you. If any of you continue to slander me or Dylanβs name, you face will be facing serious litigation for deformation of character and extortion among other issues. This is your only warning, if I have to get involved again it will be my lawyer next time.
Snapshots:
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