Best September Headline Contest Closes Today

https://rdrama.net/post/17215/contest-best-headline-in-september
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Contest: Best Headline in September

I ended up creating an account on rdrama after seeing some hilarious editorializing headlines on here, so I thought it would be fun if we did a monthly best headline contest. Pick your favorite headline from September with a link to the post as a comment below. 500 dramacoins go to the comment with the most upvotes and the person who submitted the post originally. :marseyjam:

Contest will be open for one week from today.

Submission should look like this:

'Straight' :marseysmirk: Reddit virgin books bussy :marseytwerking: blasting :marseytwerking: appointment, entire life flashes before his eyes during post-nut clarity

https://rdrama.net/post/13109/straight-marseysmirk-reddit-virgin-books-bussy

This month's winner are u/Tyler and u/Jew each of them receive a payment of 500 dramacoins from my personal poorcell stash.

The contest for who had the best headline in September closes today. The top comment and the person who submitted the post both get the satisfaction of taking 500 of my hard earned drama coins. Vote over here: https://rdrama.net/post/17215/contest-best-headline-in-september

This month's winner are u/Tyler and u/Jew each of them receive a payment of 500 dramacoins from my personal poorcell stash.

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Of course you can! Just wear a button that says "I'm a ginger, not a racist!" and maybe a cute etsy anthropomorphized stick of gum that says "Big Red", you definitely need a rainbow button, because rainbows (duh)! And maybe hand out business cards that read "Roses are red, Italians say grazie, just because I wear red suspenders, doesn't mean I'm a nazi!" And I don't know if you're male or female (it really doesn't matter) where you wear your red scrunchie, as long as you as the one holding it! Ala . Winona Ryder in Heathers! Remember kids, Teenage suicide, don't do It!

Look in all of those random thoughts above, I'm trying to say don't let those frickers take anything from you! Unless your thing is white sheets, swastikas, oh and the most important part, that you're also a complete and total vile stain on humanity, you're probably going to be okay!

Buck up little camper!

xoxo

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