Marsey Crab (Real???)

Already posted in Kellere's thread a few days ago, but I want to milk as many updooterinos as possible for my "hard" work.

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Why is eating a cow better than fricking it? I honestly don't understand bloodmouth logic.

Frick a cow:

  1. It forgets it 10 minutes later, tops.

  2. It might even enjoy it.

  3. No harm is done unless you're like, super rough I guess? A bull peepee is 25 inches long, your sad little human peepee isn't going to disturb a heifer.

  4. In a vacuum, once the s*x is done, the cow can go on and live a full and complete life with the r*pe having 0 impact on it.

Kill a cow:

  1. It's dead.

  2. It's dead.

  3. It's dead.

  4. It's fricking dead


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In the bible there's a commandment, in the old testament, leviticus I think, that says anyone who lays with an animal is to be condemned and that the animal be destroyed. Even back in the olden days they didn't want to eat an animal some greasy incel had coomed in.

Leviticus 18:23, do not coom in the animals.


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Jesus fulfilled the old law, no longer needs to be followed. Christians can coom in as many anussyies as they want.

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Jesus keeps giving and giving that guy. So I can coom in sheep now?


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Yes. Being Welsh is now ok.

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Does this also apply to crabs?

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Yes :marseycock:

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Well I'll be darned...

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What this leaves out is that you have to tranquilize the cow before you r*pe it otherwise it might kick your nuts off.

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ยฟPorque no los dos?

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