https://twitter.com/TheRickWilson/status/1446503202837442561
1/ I have some bad news. After multiple calls I have some extremely grim news.
— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) October 8, 2021
As of now 1/6 commission is dead already, and will not enforce the subpoenas.
Trump wins.
The 1/6 terror plot will go unexamined and unpunished.
To say I'm livid is putting it mildly.
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More people died that year from vending machines than 1/6
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I will meet the "livid" DNC strategists halfway and concede that it was the funniest and dumbest ever "threat to our Democracy." Do they want us to say that?
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I'm not a fan of storming government buildings but I often have to wonder how to do people reconcile using the word "insurrection" with buffalo guy taking selfies.
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I think we should do it more often. The frogs do it all the time and it keeps their politicians in line.
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I enjoyed their protests over milk prices where they shoot milk out of hoses at the government.
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Based Bretons
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we wish we did
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The frogs are such lazy entitled snobs that the unemployed went on strike to protest not getting a Christmas bonus in their dole checks. This isn’t a joke
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https://i.ibb.co/vxSg43Y/83862e989362.webp
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heyzeus, I need you to turn the other cheek
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If you go to r/politics they all take great pains to use 'insurrection' in every comment. It's so weird.
Like, wouldn't you just say 'riot' half the time because it's so easy to type?
NO
INNNNNNNSSSSPPLURRRRREEEEEECTTIOONN!
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It's a burger insurrection.
Fat, r-slurred, delusional and entirely performative, and destined for pathetic failure, even though it was definitely meant to be an insurrection.
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yikes, please do better
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American vending machines distribute pure diabetes in cans. Of course they kill more people.
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I mean that number is in the millions by now so it would be pretty impressive if jan 6th killed more
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What provoked them?
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Canadian quarters
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RISE THE FRICK UP
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That stat always fascinated me. Was there an uptick or down trend in deaths from vending machines due to Covid?
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im tellin ya bro. all vending machine deaths “mysteriously disappeared” after the supposed pandemic happened 😶
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Cause people stayed home ya dingus
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Nah it's because the jews made covid to cover up the fact they they were replacing them with saf vending machines.
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If you flesh this idea out some more, you could make an interesting r/conspiracy post. Some tard is bound to buy into it.
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This is factual. I'm posting about it on my Facebook page REAL AMERICAN PATRIOTS NOT LIKING COMMUNIST DEMOCRAT OBONGO FUNNY MEMES AND VIDEOS
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Reminds me of this
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Death by constipation???
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Shit, I need to lay off the fent
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Government lives mater !
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Even though he really wants them to be terrorists, LARPing around taking photos isn't exactly the deadliest terrorist attack in history. People need to realise that getting overdramatic about relatively trivial events isn't going to do anything for their side. Same story as those people who class a glace at their boobs as 'r*pe'. People will think you're being overdramatic and just turn off.
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All politics is performative these days. It doesn't matter who is LARPing as what or even what actually happened. The ultimate goal is to cry about made up grievances on TV enough to make the other side look bad and take power for yourself.
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getting power by pretending to be pathetic is a new thing. used to be that you had to pretend to be competent. and before that you had to pretend to be strong.
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Imagine if people in Congress
acted like they do in the Taiwan 
parliament...
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Why the frick is the United States Congress the most uneventful national legislature in the world? Even the bongs have more fun in the Commons.
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Not always.
"According to historian Joanne B. Freeman, there were about 70 incidents of violence between members of Congress between 1830 and 1860, mostly related to disputes about slavery.[14] The most famous such incident of the era occurred on May 22, 1856. Abolitionist Senator Charles Sumner had delivered a forceful anti-slavery speech called "Crime against Kansas" two days before, during which he insulted pro-slavery Senator Andrew Butler. Sumner was sitting at his desk when he was approached by pro-slavery Congressman Preston Brooks, a cousin of Butler. Brooks shouted at Sumner, and hit him over the head with a cane at least a dozen times, leaving him bloody and severely injured. Pro-slavery Congressman Laurence M. Keitt stood by with a pistol and his cane, to prevent other senators from coming to Sumner's assistance. It took Sumner three years to recover from his injuries, and he suffered from pain and trauma for the rest of his life. Brooks and Keitt resigned, and were both re-elected. Sumner received great sympathy and support in the northern states, and Brooks was acclaimed in the southern states, and the incident contributed to regional polarization."
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I was actually thinking about the caning incident when I wrote the comment. It doesn’t happen much anymore though and even then the quips and comments are tame.
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Honestly I should run for Congress as the most milquetoast neocon/lib and then just spend 2 years viciously lighting people up and posting dramatic memes and hurtful personal insults about my political enemies (all elected officials)
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that really has a lot of potential, but to the amount of peepee sucking required to get there is dire
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Trump did however show me that being a major league shitposter is a dark horse method of getting elected
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You have to have someone to bounce it off though, otherwise it would be a quick 434-1 removal vote.
But if you do, it will probably be a glorious four hours.
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I'd be sure to flipflop my hurtful comments so each party gets their turn and I always have 50% of the country supporting me
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Maybe you should have one person that you just bully incessantly for no particular reason as well, likely one with a low profile so it won’t be as politically charged.
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Some people are able to display their intelligence by going on at length on a subject and never actually saying anything. This ability is most common in trades such as politics, public relations, and law. You have impressed me by being able to best them all, while still coming off as an absolute idiot.
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Prime Minister’s Questions is like a weekly hazing where everyone in parliament takes turns trying to out-banter the PM and the PM has to banter them back with facts and logic and cutting sarcasm.
Joe Biden wouldn’t last five minutes in PMQs.
It’s the best of political theatre.
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How’s Boris fairing these days?
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Good at the banter. Bit of a softy for a Conservative PM. Made quite a few policy blunders, but the political opposition is so weak he could face-frick the Queen during her Christmas speech and still win the next general election.
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“Con 3+” lmao
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lmao at them just standing at the podium with air horns. This is the future we deserve.
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God, just imagine if this government was in charge of all of China. I'm so depressed that we don't have that.
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Congress is out of shape
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If a fight did break out in Congress like 50 congressmen would die.
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This would be a net positive no matter who it claimed.
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Don’t they have their own gym?
Or gyms if Representatives and Senators are segregated iirc.
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Bring back congressional brawls
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Filibuster is so lame, make the guy dodge stuff thrown at him!
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It's just pathetic that they've turned such a slam dunk into this. There was no need to exaggerate or lie or spread misinfo, you had a video with a bunch of magatards beating a crying police officer. I was near rightoids who'd been making comments about election integrity who were at very least embarrassed and uncomfortable, if not horrified while the shenanigans were going on.
Then you have CNN repeatedly trying to drill "This is as bad as 9/11, 7 people were murdered, terrorism!" Journos and leftoids blew their load so eager to make this a coup, but the only people who believe that or aren't utterly confused by calling it 9/11 are overly online wokies and leftoids.
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ACAB, sweaty
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Yikes, that a Nazi slogan, do better.
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haha That's funny, didn't know that. I only ever see Reddit Leftoids saying it and Rightoids sucking cop peepee.
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Punk’s Nazi past is basically memoryholed and its commie and anarchists influence fluffed up to make it a valid and rightthink music genre. Like the ARL gives some concession that non-Nazis use ACAB but the Nazi origins are extremely clear.
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These same people will call anti-abortion protestors and anyone with right of center opinions terrorists. The bar for being a terrorist is set pretty low
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Well it wasn't just "larping around taking pictures" either. That's the same level of bullshit as the "worse than 9/11!" idiots. They smashed into the building, assaulted cops, and shit on the walls (lmao). But acting like it was a new pearl harbor is also r-slurred, yes.
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It was a protest, sweats.
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I get it. Rightoids have to act like it's no big deal that they tried to do a coup because it makes them look bad to normies. It's just disappointing to see so many dramanauts play the same game here. Stop being such little bitches and embrace one of the most based things you've done. At least you tried
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Who is "you?," homoytsupremacist???
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The ironic you
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He seems a little butt mad.
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Just slightly shitter shattered
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The truth is he's probably apethetic and is just using the news to grift.
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lol this makes me irrationally angry. no he can't but he should have won (2016).
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But they did literally 100's of dollars of damages.
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Wait it was only triple digits?
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Didn't some footstrag steal AOC's shoes?
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I think that was just a meme, but I'm too lazy to look it up and so are you
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Despite her Insta hysterics, her office is in a totally different building, so I doubt she had many pumps lying around to be taken as trophies.
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I mean, 🦶slurs are going to be fricking 🦶slurs but I feel like AOC’s shoes were a top target, especially those hoping to make bank on the internet.
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zoz
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footstrag
Janny
Jewish chad
BIPOC
I have defeated you zozbot
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NEVER, EVER THREATEN ZOZBOT AGAIN OR YOU WILL SUFFER CONSEQUENCES THE LIKES OF WHICH FEW THROUGHOUT HISTORY HAVE EVER SUFFERED BEFORE. WE WILL NO LONGER STAND FOR YOUR DEMENTED WORDS OF VIOLENCE & DEATH. BE CAUTIOUS!
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zozzle
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zle
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zozzle
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It was a meme about ben the menaace
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Depends on if the jannies got a bonus for mopping the next day
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Are they really j-slurs if they get paid?
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2.5 hundred dollars
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I’m surprised it would be that low after people estimating between 50 to 500 million.
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That's including the contractor's share.
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What did the contractor do?
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Sucking at your job doesnt mean you dont do your job.
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Of course it died, nobody wants a report to come out. On the right's side, you have Q anon shaman and other fringe weirdos, and on the left you have to reveal how many worked for (or atleast with) the alphabet agencies and reveal that the one officers death was a stroke a day later.
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