I was happily running up and down the beautiful suburbia hills in my neighborhood enjoying the runners high and the burned calories when I got a call from the salon that their power is out and I can't get my hair done today. I get my hair done in the city because nobody in this slack-jawed yokel town knows how to do hair, so I had to seek out a gay man. Only gay men know how to do hair. But today, I was told that they have no power and a bullet was lodged in their computer so they can't even schedule a new appointment.
My whole day is ruined. Just ruined.
I've come here for comfort and advice. Sometimes, my white privilege can't help me and I'm kinda bummed I can't use it today.
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Idk about white woman privilege. Seems like something that could happen to us black foids too. We tend to be pretty particular about where we get our hair done.
Also, this would be a pretty common problem back in my native country. We have regular blackouts so it's not uncommon to have the power out at your favorite salon. It was actually a privilege to be able to go to a salon that never had this problem since they had their own independent power source.
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Where you get your hair did*
Stop appropriating mayo dialects.
Black foids
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Imagine assuming all black folx use AAVE in the year of the lord 2021. Bigots OUT OUT!
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This describes 90% of white leftoids. The moment they learned they could call someone an Uncle Tom they began doing so because they finally had a racial epithet they could use.
Mayocide now
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Imma be honest with you. I mainly support the mayocide so it will free up prime real estate but I'll take any excuses I can get.
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Fewer mayos == fewer mayo crimes == chocolate crime percentages increase
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Yeah but once the mayocide occurs, we won't look bad in comparison anymore. We'll just have a rice and taco problem to take care of next.
Can't be 13/50 if you're 100/100 π
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Literally the exact same and Iβm white. Actually it was some Indians who pissed me off last night, wandering around in the woods asking about their Airbnb and they were kind of offended when I told them truthfully that thereβs no Airbnb out here. That made me mad at white people because that was a really white thing to do. I am poor and I donβt have an Airbnb so now Iβm lashing out at others who do, the end.
Iβm planning to retire in Africa.
Edit also the bf was unusually lazy and ugly and made his foid do all the walking and talking and it made me mad and I donβt know why.
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I'd go for SE Asia or the Caribbean instead. Read about one family the other day with the father working in one of those Caribbean American universities and they were pretty much living in luxury on what would be a poverty budget in the US.
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I actually donβt like luxury or being comfortable. Iβm really quite ascetic, often like to sleep on the floor etc. Africa was crazy fun. But you can get some pretty nice properties in Namibia etc for US housing prices. I saw a ranch for sale that came with several giraffes. I ainβt even got one giraffe.
SE asia isnβt my jam since Im not a s*x tourist or p-do.
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Fair enough. I know there are some nice places in Africa, it's the political instability I can't take. Though I see Namibia is doing well on that font. Also googled some pics and you were right, there are some sweet properties there!
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I don't care to speak for your bf but when a man gets involved his decision tree is often limited to ending the conversation and walking away. You have a man who can hold his tongue, and perhaps you might appreciate his thoughtful restraint.
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It's not we assume, it's that AAVE makes us
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Yeah but she mentioned exercise too
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Why do you keep talking about your native country and how it's a shithole lmao
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hey I like story time
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I mean, I mostly bring it up when it's relevant. Llike here. I thought it was funny that she thought this was a white women problem when it happens all the time back in my poor black country.
Also, as (rDrama's Girls Club) director of diversity and inclusion, I need to flex my credentials whenever I can lest people think I stole my position from a more deserving POC.
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yikes, the way you're doing it reeks of internalized racism and colonialism. do better sweetie, bring your country up and not down. don't be an aunt tom
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You're right, underdevelopment is a state of mind. I'll be sure to talk about our art and beaches next time!
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99% chance itβs Nigeria which is legitimately kind of a shithole. Theyβll get it together eventually, I think they have the brightest future in Africa, but most westerners would not accept that standard of life.
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No. I wish we had gotten colonized by the bongs. No matter how cucked they've gotten, at least they're not the French!
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some self respect PLEASE!
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I know. But if we had to be colonized, They're kinda the best of a sad lot. Have you seen Spain lately?
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what's up with Spain?
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Just hasn't been doing as well as its past colonial history would suggest, even when compared to the declines of all the past great colonial powers. After robbing an entire continent blind, the least they could do is have more to show for it.
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That one holy roman emperor squandered all the new world gold on wars in like the 1500s and it never was the same for Spaincels
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Do you still have French in your country? We removed them from mine generations ago, but alas their bastards were allowed to stay and became French-Canadians
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Some but not too many. Worst, they bred with the locals. Some...God forgive me...I even count among my family. A couple of of my shameless relatives even decided to go set up camp in Frogland!
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Lucky. Here they have an entire province!
This is a shame many of us bear.
Is this why the only black French I've seen have been super black?
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Meh, the relatives I have over there all are or look biracial. All my blackest relatives headed over to burgerland instead. Well actually some became French leafcels so maybe you did see them.
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gimmick account
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I get my hair done by a gay dude too. Wouldnβt trust a straggot with hair as nice as mine. Hopefully you find the gay dude youβre looking for
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I get my haircuts at a gay Filipino barbershop.
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Youβre a woman?????
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Yes and I don't even need a plastic dilator for an inverted peepee.
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You donβt need one, sure, but that doesnβt mean one wouldnβt be helpful.
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Running for no reason at all. Men fought and died in countless wars they sacrificed their lives to create the modern world to invent the power of the known universe in your hand all so we could have these musings bestowed upon us by a pampered class of listless oatmeal pussied sluts.
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The only mistake in this post is that I prefer scrambled eggs for the protein, not oatmeal, like a good privileged white woman.
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Eggs are way better
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I run and I eat cold oatmeal every day. But youβre welcome to stuff your colon full of fast food pork and and jiggle aggressively at your betters.
Youβre slow, fat, and weak. You disgust me. Your time will come.
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This sounds like the second coming of Jon of Ark this is the matriarchy I wanna subscribe too. Can you scold your pool boy for his less than tight abs? Oh god Iβm so horny right now
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As if I would ever fricking hire a pool boy whose abs werenβt absolutely shredded.
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When can they fit you in next? I personally like a bit of root showing π€·πΌββοΈ
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Poorcel cope π₯±
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No Itβs so everyone can see itβs not natural and that i paid out the π for my highlights π π»
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She got me in next Tuesday, so I don't have to suffer much yay.
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something is not adding up
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The receptionist, friend.
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Your only recourse is jihad.
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russian troll hackers at it again
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eh, this sounds like some typical boring foid shit.
but:
Is this a metaphor or do you visit an unusually dangerous salon?
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The salon I go to is in an interesting area of the city. It's gentrified, so you have dirt poor people next to woke college kids in the same area.
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I had a cute twink cut my hair recently and he did terrible. Now I stick with single moms.
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Wow he is an embarrassment to his kind. You sure it wasn't really a woman?
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The first strike against women will be to quarantine all of them in concentration camps. At these camps, the vast majority of the female population will be deliberately starved to death. That would be an efficient and fitting way to kill them all off. I would take great pleasure and satisfaction in condemning every single woman on earth to starve to death. I would have an enormous tower built just for myself, where I can oversee the entire concentration camp and gleefully watch them all die. If I canβt have them, no one will. Women represent everything that is unfair with this world, and in order to make the world a fair place, they must all be eradicated.
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How do I know you're a burger.
Also, get a salon thats not in some hood shithole.
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Did I tell you that I'm a burger without telling you I'm a burger?
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GOOD MORNING
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In my experience, every time a mayo foid gets their hair cut, they immediately decide they want to grow their hair out.
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lmao this is true.
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omfg this is the answer. I need to call the police and say black men are threatening my hair appointment.
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I have literally not had my hair cut or styled in the last 10 years
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