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Natives are so pathetic. Should've forcibly integrated and genocided them, rather then push them into Oklahoma.
So many people on twitter seething right now. Columbus is a winner, so he gets a day. Indigenous people are losers, so they don't. Simple as.
People are also claiming that he fed babies to his dogs, which is starting to get into the "6 gorillion killed by masturbation machine" levels of bullshit. If it is real, Columbus may be the first recorded pitmommy.
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Columbus was a loser who couldnβt navigate and basically just settled down to be a degenerate fricktard, demand gold from the confused natives who didnβt even know what gold was, and get syphilis. He was so gay that the Italians wouldnβt have him and he had to go eat Spanish gussy to get funding. Then when the Spanish had enough of him basically being an idiot who had no idea where he was, he wrote an entire book of seethe about the titles and honors he was owed, the Book of Privileges.
So he landed, basically killed everyone he saw, and then positioned himself as a grand conquerer, despite the fact that the natives were dorks, and basically not very interested in warfare. They werenβt exactly worthy enemies.
Then he got cucked and chucked by the Spanish crown, themselves almost as inbred as your average pit bull breeder.
I conclude that Columbus was a coombrained dipshit.
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Wrong.
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Pretend I longposted seethe here for your enjoyment
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