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Comics?
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This is actually how you have to sell comics these days though. You can't make new characters because hardly anyone cares enough to buy them. You have the same repetitive flagship comics that draw in the dwindling diehards, but doesn't get new readers.
So you have to reinvent old ones in hopes that it will pull in readers from the free publicity that is public outrage.
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Nothing wrong with the bussy-washing of old comic book characters.
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Eh, they pussied out and made his son bi. It's not Clark Kent himself. They should have gone all the way and made him and Lois in a poly relationship.
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You should apply to be a writer for Marvel. Doesn't seem like DC has the balls to take it to the next level.
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Nah just straight up make him a cuck.
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I have all this power to destroy the world, the only way I can feel humbled and human is to watch as my wife gets railroaded by five giant black peepees, making me feel helpless and understand human nature in all its crevices for the first time.
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Sold.
I hate capeshit with more passion than I've ever put into my relationships, but I'd buy that comic.
Mainly to use in a ritual designed to open up a doorway into some heck dimension, but point is I'd pay money for that.
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His son? Wasn't his whole race extinct?
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Allah forgive me for knowing this but theres a cloned younger version of superman he calls his son
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Him and Lois also have a son. This is the one they are making bi.
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Will be interesting to see what the sales numbers are. I'm guessing that "It's Superman (his son) but he sucks peepees now" won't move the needle for very long.
It's interesting to learn that Superman's son was molested though.
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I'll only respect superheroes that suck peepees and get fricked in the butt and eat c*m
trans lives matter
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It will bump them up for a bit then fade, like every initiative and publicity stunt they have done for the past decade or two.
It's a dying business outside of selling movie and TV rights.
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If invincible taught me something is that you can make a good one-off superhero comic story that doesn't revolve around the same 10 licensed characters, they just choose to reuse the same cape shits, I mean, Super - Man? Really? That's literally the most cliche super hero name you could imagine!
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Invincible/Omni-Man is literally just "What if Superman was LE EVIL" Alan Moore edge edition.
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Yeah but Injustice was also the best comic series in recent history too
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Injustice is literally just "What if Superman was LE EVIL" DC edge edition.
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It was written in like 2004 so it was cool back then
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Just more proof that it don't have to be that creative to stand out, I feel as if you attach the name of Super man (or any big superhero name) into something it instantly draws away some people because they'll think it's some kind of bigger piece to a multiverse and requires pre existing knowledge of 80 years worth of characters and stories.
Then again there's probably an even bigger crowd that unironically enjoys that aspect of superhero comics... yikes!
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The American comic book industry is dead, and we are merely maggots fighting over scraps of its corpses
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Yeah the six people who still buy and read superman comics are gonna be bummed.
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The six people who buy and read Superman comics are already pretty gay
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Does he comes out of the closet instead of a phone booth when changing into Super"man"?
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Instead of taking off his glasses, he just stops wearing booty shorts. To readers it looks the same but in universe everyone is fooled by that disguise
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Imagine being a bottom for Superman
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Thats how you get superaids
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Man of steel, twink of Kleenex
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I'm not a manchild so correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't anything close to Superman's skin become super itself? I.e. his suit, etc.
So you'd gain a super bussy while he's pounding you. In fact, that's the only way it could work. If he's topping, he'd either turn the bottom into mush, or he'd get no sensation at all as the puny human sphincter tried to feebly squeeze his granite-like kryptonian erection. Not good.
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What does that even mean does he run around punching racists in the face and protecting trans rights?
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Kryptonite is his HRT and he always asks enemies for their pronouns before beating the shit out of them with his Twitter words.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Pink Kryptonite was a thing in silver age comic books.
It just made him a swish, though.
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Fujos always win. Kneel.
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Superman definitely looks like the top in those pics.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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My money is on power bottom.
Can’t imagine a human surviving an butt blasting from a kyptonian.
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http://www.rawbw.com/~svw/superman.html
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I love that the man that behind Ringworld and The Mote in Gods Eye also gave us this work of art.
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Ball cleveage shorts should be a thing.
I feel like society is ready.
I can imagine all sorts of cool outfits that show off my ball cleveage, for the office, for the pool, weddings and any sort of occasion.
Wearing ball cleavage shorts will allow us men to use our assets to flirt with women who are in power in hopes of gaining some unfair advantage over those who are less endowed.
There would be "wonder shorts" which push the balls up front and accentuate the cleavage. Like diamonds on a pedestal.
There would be a little hole in the shorts to let the ball cleavage poke through
Snapshots:
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on point as always, snappy
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Seeing capeshit so desperate to generate sales is pretty lethargic tbh.
The story sounds so stereotypically zoomer that im embarrassed by proxy to belong to the same species as those """writers""" but thats overriden by the glee at seeing the industry circle the drain.
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Nobody wants this.
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Wrong.
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I do.
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> bisexual
> implying he fricks women
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PWOARH I need a wank after those pics
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If only they put this much effort into writing good characters and/or good story archs instead of this shit we would have good comics.
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I’d say switch to the indy scene or manga, but that also sucks now.
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They're both still better than mainstream comics. Just need to find a manga without p-do shit and an indy comic that isn't up its own butt.
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If this is what it takes to kill c*peshit for good I'm all for it
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Compelling storyline.
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Okay that's it. I hate comics now.
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No one is reading comics anymore. They turned it into a whaling industry, but the whales are all dropping dead of the ‘rona and no one sane wants to read Ultimate Secret Civil War Second to Last Crisis on Multiple Earths. That 2000AD cover was on-point when it showed DC’s tagline as “The same story you’ve read Before”. I’d say switch to indy or manga, but they also suck now. One Piece is the only manga worth reading still being published, and Alan Moore thought giving the Golliwog a huge peepee was a good idea.
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I like one punch man
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Year by year I realize how desperately the west needs Islam. Not this watered down 'religion of peace' PC crap either. We need the real deal to teach us right from wrong.
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There isn't enough rope
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