This thread if for those loosers that are drunk on a monday night. Why are you drunk? Is there any hope left? Why are you such a failure? Well tell us. 
Took me way to long to type this out coherently btw. I wanna see some appreciation. 
Monday night drunkposting [no scrotes] [only neet chads allowed]
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Because I hang out here
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Maybe you should HANG from the ceiling lmao
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Well, no, not with a quality rope.
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doesn't matter i'm an american
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Chicken and egg type of situation.
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Iβm a high functioning alcoholic and drink myself to blackout almost every night and have for the past 20 years or so.
Wish I was joking.
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UNCLE SERGEJ IS THAT YOU? Haha have a good night drinking lad.
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Theres dozens of us!
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how do you not have chronic headaches?
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I stopped getting hangovers a long time ago, it's a blessing and a curse. I drink a lot of water during the day.
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Platy appreciation hours:
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I kinda want emotes of Marsey and Platy interacting. Not sure what theyβd be doing though.
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You'll be hearing from my lawyer.
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drunk on monday? slav detected
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Don't be sexist you don't need a county to be drunk on a monday Mr. Enthusiastic
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IIRC he's a Russian living in Germany. I'm surprised he's ever sober.
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I just bought a fifth of bourbon for the evening. I'm going to start drinking from the bottle and then cook a nice steak and potato dinner. I'm (going to get) drunk because I've been drinking heavily since the day I joined the army as a young tard and never stopped. I don't trust any grunt that doesn't have a simultaneous alcohol, nicotine, and caffeine addiction because it's the teetotaler fricks that commit war crimes. You have to be deranged to put up with the army sober.
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Go kill the browns for us western Aryan soldier. Remember that you are the defender of Europe (for free) (lmao). Post dodge charger BTW.
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Lmao I'd much rather get to kill Chinese tbh, but any fight with China is going to be exclusively naval and air unless it's an African proxy war. We should leave Western Europe to the Slavic hordes tbh. I like Eastern Euros way more than Western Euros. And I actually like a lot of the Arabs I've met. Their mindset is definitely more in line with the things about America that I love than most of the bugmen Chinese that I've met.
I drive a truck because I actually need to fit shit in my trunk and drive offroad at times.
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Man if there is ever war against the bugmen we meet as brothers in arms defending white supremacy. The drama posts will be legendary.
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I'll happily join you to post in the last ever sneed thread on rdrama as the nukes start to fall. I can guarantee the last post on the internet before returning to monke is going to be a hyper-online journo posting: "global nuclear war; BIPOC transgender s*x workers most affected".
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Bourbon is the greatest American invention that I can respect as a non burger. Scotch elitists can suck my peepee. Bourbon and Irish blow that grassy shit out of the water.
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I like scotch, but I can never justify spending the money on a scotch that's less impressive than a bourbon half its price. How're bourbon prices where you're from? Last time I was in Europe, mediocre American bourbons were being sold for ridiculous prices, and I couldn't find a lot of my mainstays.
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I'm in South Africa so weirdly bourbon costs slightly less here typically than it does in the US lol. Less taxes on it and shit. I just picked up a bottle of Woodford Reserve Double Oaked for ~$35 as an example. And that's my point with scotch: you have to spend so much more before you start getting to the good shit compared to bourbon. In my early twenties I was all about acting sophisticated by splashing on pricey whiskies until I realised there's no sense in spending more on an inferior or equal product.
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That's a really good price. Woodford double oaked is one of my favorites, and I pay $34 for it at on-base military stores, and that's only because they're not subject to sales tax and generally have low prices. At my local liquor store it's around $45.
I have an in-law from South Africa, and her parents have told me they don't visit anymore because of how dangerous it is. Is your area as bad as it seems to an outsider (spike topped walled compounds and internal garages to prevent burglary and carjacking)? Her dad was a Selous Scout before he fled Rhodesia to SA, so I imagine he both has a high tolerance for danger and a low opinion of blacks, who he solely refers to as kaffir.
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I didn't see your edit before. It's that bad outside of the Western Cape. The higher the concentration of kaffers, the worse the quality of living. Cape Town is mostly white and cape coloured so it's pretty chill here unless you live in a poor area. No spikes on my wall and I leave my car in the driveway most days for instance. Despite being a soft top, it's never been broken into. So really if you want to visit just don't go outside of the Western Cape unless you're going to a game range/wildlife park or something. All the good sights and developed areas are here anyways. Joburg is developed but crime ridden and dirty af so it's not worth it. But ja, I go about my day to day life unconcerned about being mugged or jacked. That being said I wouldn't dare visit a shit hole like joburg or Durban ever again. My uncle moved to joburg a decade ago and he got hijacked pulling out his driveway three times in one year. Took him a while but he hauled his butt back to cape town after that. A lot of people fall into that trap: they get offered a better salary working in Joburg and then they realise that they have to fricking live in Joburg.
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Thanks for the insight. That makes more sense to me that the crime is concentrated in particular areas than endemic countrywide.
I'm also very, very glad that the apartheid era government had the foresight to get rid of their nuclear weapons before the transition.
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I don't have enough spoons to read this shit
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It is a good drink. While they're cheap, the problem is that we don't have a wide variety of bourbons available. For instance: I can't find Jim Beam Black anywhere, even at specialty stores. Only some restaurants stock it and I really like it in an old fashioned but I can't buy a bottle anywhere. I dream of doing a distillery tour in Kentucky some day. Since you're a bourbon man, anything you'd recommend? Apart from the Woodford, the last bottle I enjoyed was a Maker's 46. Just don't suggest any small batches since I defs won't be able to get it here.
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In the mid-tier range I like Makers Mark, Elijah Craig, Four Roses, Buffalo Trace and Bulleit. Those are all common enough that I imagine you might be able to find them.
On the high end: Pappy Van Winkle, Michters, and AH Hirsch. Though these are probably not available based on what you said.
My favorite cheap swill bourbon is Evan Williams 100 Proof. It's the only dirt cheap bourbon I can bring myself to buy.
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Thank you both for supporting my poor state with your bourbon purchases. Each bottle you buy pays for 5 narcan shots for us.
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I love Fentucky. You ever been to the Knob Creek machine gun shoot?
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Anything Buffalo Trace is rarer than gold in my state. Regular Blantons sells out in 6 min.
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I'll keep an eye out for those high ends just to see if I can find them. Btw: thoughts on the Blanton's Gold Edition? I was thinking of picking it up next.
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Pappy van winkle is considered the peak bourbon here. It's going to sky rocket in price too because some of the employees stole a bunch of barrels and sold them and they also had a warehouse collapse that ruined a bunch of it. I never had Blanton's before.
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I've never tried it. From what I can find online, it's not available in the US market for some reason. Export only.
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You're welcome. Thank you for supporting my poor state with your purchases.
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Kentucky is based. Bourbon and fried chicken are unironically great contributions to American culture.
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Red pill me
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Alright quick run down. The military breeds the most toxic workplace environment possible in certain units. Not only do you have to listen to the r-slur telling you how to do your job, it's a federal crime not to. And you can't just quit. You put up with it a lot of nonsense, for relatively little pay in the peacetime military, and you don't even get to do the cool shit like shooting people in the face, who are also trying to you, in the middle of the night unless you're deployed during wartime. To cope with this stupidity all (relatively) normal soldiers are addicted to every legal substance that you won't piss hot for (you get randomly drug tested and a dude has to stare at your peepee while you piss).
Anyone that can put up with this while sober every night and be cheery has a major screw loose. Someone that doesn't have a coping mechanism for the sheer amount of daily bullshit clearly isn't registering human emotions like everyone else. In a normal job, you could chalk it up to being odd, but if you account for the fact that they volunteered for a combat arms role, something is very wrong with them. Every grunt is a little tarded by nature, but these weirdos stand out. These are the kind of people that will shoot a clearly unarmed civilian on the streets of Iraq for shits and giggles. They'd be chopping up hookers in motels if they didn't have an outlet.
Long story short, don't trust a man in a position to possibly kill people who doesn't need a drink.
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This is a really long way of saying you don't frick.
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So Generation Kill's character named Whopper Jr is a representative of that type of soldier?
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Yeah that's actually a pretty good example. Unfortunately a job where killing people is a real possibility is going to attract some deranged people. Until the shooting starts it's hard to tell who's just strange and who's actually unhinged. The military attracting violent lunatics is a tale as old as time; even some of the writings from ancient Greeks commented on it.
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everyone forgets the reduce in reduce, reuse, recycle
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So true.
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Yo I'm drunk too let's drunkpost together
Edit: I'm drunk because I'm with my flatmates who I'm leaving soon
Is there any hope left? Heck yes. I'm a Hopium addict
Why am I a failure? Cause I had a hard time knowing myself. But I got better
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Opium is based but I'm not Chinese so it would be cultural appropriation if I took it.
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are you by any chance a brit?
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I think he's a Kraut of some variety (swamp, forest, or mountain).
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He's a german, hence the pedobait fairy.
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