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:marseydrunk: Wednesday night drunkposting [no scrotes] [only neet chads allowed] :marseydrunk:

This thread if for those loosers that are drunk on a Wednesday night. Why are you drunk? Is there any hope left? Why are you such a failure? Well tell us. :platytired:

Took me way to long to type this out coherently btw. I wanna see some appreciation. :marseydrunk:

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I haven't been sober since 2006

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You a zoomer or something? I've been in a constant state of inebriation since 1988.

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2006 I was 16. Before that I was weirdly afraid of all drugs, it wasnt till my boys threw me a party for losing my virginity that I got drunk for the first time. Tried weed a month or so later. Now I'm doing coke with my undocumented mexican buddy at work and doing shooters of 99 peaches lol

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In 1988 I was 37.

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Jesus christ your old bro. How are you still alive? I thought the ronies killed all the olds?

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All the alcohol makes every germ and bacteria around me instantly die. I breath on wounds and they instantly heal like I'm some everclear powered Jesus.

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I appreciate the constant “literally, every night” drunk because people think perhaps odd that I have an erratic schedule but because I hate the feeling of alcohol when I very much intentionally take by ADHD meds back to back for like 2 days and then can openly drink an entire bottle as a “reward” for getting some big project done, when I haven’t used my chemistry degree in 15 years, new grads can’t even get an interview w/ a 6 month search, so of course I’m just doing remote biochemistry I) , this is the magic degree!

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I very much intentionally take by ADHD meds back to back

You didn't need to bring up your ADHD because my brotha we can all tell.

Heck yeah go off king

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I pretend like I’m “in something deep” or have the awareness that something is wrong, not because “don’t tell me what to do,” but that since most people are kind and considerate it also means that usually whatever you actually wanted to talk about completely derailed to make sure everything is ok etc. I guess the consolation prize is that in my head I imagine a person who has interests so niche you can’t just Google to find good answers but then when he finds a tight knit community he resents them for truly caring for him as he doesn’t get a detailed answer and yearns one day a great peepeehead will come, a person who incessantly argues details so trivial it’s heroic.

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Are you one of those hobos with an iPhone?

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I'm a polydrug addict

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