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:marseydrunk: Wednesday night drunkposting [no scrotes] [only neet chads allowed] :marseydrunk:

This thread if for those loosers that are drunk on a Wednesday night. Why are you drunk? Is there any hope left? Why are you such a failure? Well tell us. :platytired:

Took me way to long to type this out coherently btw. I wanna see some appreciation. :marseydrunk:

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In Colombia. Throat hurts. Not because I have covid but the amount of cocaine I’ve snorted. Also fricked the complete shit out of the hottest girl I ever had s*x with literally a 9/10 borderline 10. Best part was it only cost me $80. Oh that’s right this is a drunk thread. Sorry for the ramble, I’m drunk af right now though. Anyways got an afternoon flight to Europe tomorrow lmao. 8 hours bottle to throttle.

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That must have been the low point of her s*x life

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Haha short joke XD XD

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I just thought he meant you're ugly. You're pretty sensitive huh?

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I think I am very good looking so I thought it was another (1000th) lame unoriginal height joke

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I did blow for the first time in 5 or six years tonight bro, I forgot how much I like it lol. Also most Europeancels are shorter than burgers so that should be a nice confidence boost for you πŸ₯°

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I went to Gemrany once. Half the guys there were 5'7" 140 lbs. I don't get how white burgers and leafs came from Europe.

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Ya it’s a nice buzz. Mainly did it because it’s like $5/gram here. Don’t do it too much in the states

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