This thread if for those loosers that are drunk on a Wednesday night. Why are you drunk? Is there any hope left? Why are you such a failure? Well tell us. 
Took me way to long to type this out coherently btw. I wanna see some appreciation. 
Wednesday night drunkposting [no scrotes] [only neet chads allowed]
- 94
- 41
Top Poster of the Day:
Snappy
Current Registered Users: 25,454
BROWSE EFFORTPOSTS
SITE GUIDE
HOLES
PING GROUPS
Live commit: 316e2a8
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
I AM THE JESUS CHRIST OF NOT BEING A P-DO
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
This thread if for those loosers that are drunk on a Wednesday night. Why are you drunk? Is there any hope left? How big are your feet?? Well show us.
Took me way to long to type this out coherently btw. I wanna see some feet.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
We already saw Kellere's feet though, we need some variety
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
you can see my aryan as frick eye if ya want
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
don't post your eye google depmind will cross-check it with data from facebook account verification videos and track down your relatives and send them your rdrama account don't do it please no
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
Don't listen to him, he's not the boss of you. If you want to show us your eyes then it is your right
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
zoz
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
zle
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
zozzle
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
>slav
>aryan as frick
Sure thing bro.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
Ok here's some
Btw this was the tamest pic I found when I googled gross feet.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Im going to kill myself
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
I marked it nsfw. Apparently that's just from wearing too tight of shoes.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
the right middle toe is sus
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
I'm drunk because my back hurts. I'm a backpaincel.
I haven't been drunk on a Wednesday in months.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Develop a crippling pill addiction instead. Still more respectable than Wednesday night drunkposting, backlet.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Wrong, being a drunk is time honored tradition. Pain pills are an invention of the industrial revolution.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Pfffft, I just eat whatever herbs I find in the ditch until I hallucinate, or until my tummy hurts too bad
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
Wednesday night drunkposting [no scrotes] [only futa chads allowed]
This thread if for those loosers that are drunk on a Wednesday night. Why are you drunk? Is there any hope left? How big are your futa peepees?? Well show us.
Took me way to long to type this out coherently btw. I wanna see some futa scat.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
My feet are this big. I broke my ankle jumping out of a perfectly good plane like an r-slur.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Lul I broke mine in early April. 1st broken bone in my life, multiple fractures , one was almost a compound, 3 surgeries so far and probably more.
Stepped in a groundhog hole next to a fence post.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Honestly broken bones are a blessing compared to ligament tears and separations. I've broken my femur, my tibia, my ankle (twice now), a finger (2x as well), my collarbone, and 3 ribs, and I'm still healthier than 95% of burger adults (even with the alcoholism).
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
I agree but I also noticed you failed to upvote my comment about our painful shared experience...
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Fixed, it was a drunken oversight.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Thanks and also thanks for not making me have to point out if you failed to upvote the reply where I pointed out you failed to upvote my reply.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Don't mind me, this seemed like a good dramacoin spot
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
Get anything good π€
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Oh yeah
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
Jesus Christ, how fat are you two?
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Hey man if you're going to try to troll maybe don't come off as a total idiot who can't read and use terrible bait.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
I can read fine. I read that you broke half the bones in your old body because your fat butt was too drunk to walk.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Lul this actually pathetic.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
I haven't been sober since 2006
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
You a zoomer or something? I've been in a constant state of inebriation since 1988.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
2006 I was 16. Before that I was weirdly afraid of all drugs, it wasnt till my boys threw me a party for losing my virginity that I got drunk for the first time. Tried weed a month or so later. Now I'm doing coke with my undocumented mexican buddy at work and doing shooters of 99 peaches lol
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
In 1988 I was 37.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Jesus christ your old bro. How are you still alive? I thought the ronies killed all the olds?
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
All the alcohol makes every germ and bacteria around me instantly die. I breath on wounds and they instantly heal like I'm some everclear powered Jesus.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
π€΄
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
Are you one of those hobos with an iPhone?
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
I appreciate the constant βliterally, every nightβ drunk because people think perhaps odd that I have an erratic schedule but because I hate the feeling of alcohol when I very much intentionally take by ADHD meds back to back for like 2 days and then can openly drink an entire bottle as a βrewardβ for getting some big project done, when I havenβt used my chemistry degree in 15 years, new grads canβt even get an interview w/ a 6 month search, so of course Iβm just doing remote biochemistry I) , this is the magic degree!
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
You didn't need to bring up your ADHD because my brotha we can all tell.
Heck yeah go off king
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
I pretend like Iβm βin something deepβ or have the awareness that something is wrong, not because βdonβt tell me what to do,β but that since most people are kind and considerate it also means that usually whatever you actually wanted to talk about completely derailed to make sure everything is ok etc. I guess the consolation prize is that in my head I imagine a person who has interests so niche you canβt just Google to find good answers but then when he finds a tight knit community he resents them for truly caring for him as he doesnβt get a detailed answer and yearns one day a great peepeehead will come, a person who incessantly argues details so trivial itβs heroic.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
I'm a polydrug addict
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
The only thing worse than a g*mer is a nihilist or a hedonist, but I repeat myself
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Seek help
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
If you drank you wouldnt be so short
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
Alcohol is Haram poison tho
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
I'm drinking because I'm watching basketball preseason and right now the Memphis Grizzlies third stringers and g leaguers are beating the Pacers' starters. It's celebratory.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Go jazz!
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Can't help but root for our boy Mike.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
I never figured you for a fan of that...
What's your favorite song?
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Watermelon man
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
there are quite a few jazz standards named after melon varieties now that i think about it
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
brandon clarke is back
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Dude I love it. I've been waiting for BC to get back to form. His passing has gotten so much better too. Also, just got banned from the Pacers subreddit for gloating, it generated quite a bit of seething, but the mods are too thin skinned to take a bit of banter.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Pacers have down bad for years so they're gonna be pretty emotional.
Besides Aldama and Culver there's a lot to be hyped about
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
I actually liked Aldama the last couple of games. He gets a little frazzles and forces things, but I've seen some good potential out of him too.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Well maybe... Wouldn't be too shocked if he never played a meaningful minute in the NBA. Guess we'll see how his development goes
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
Wasted Wednesday checking in. Drinking because I need to clean and it helps me get motivated to scrub my potty. No judgment from scrotes π π π π
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Mate, how fricked up is the residue of your butt vomit that scrubbing a potty takes more than eight seconds of effort. I cleaned my potty tonight too, while I was lounging in the bath a few feet away.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
In Colombia. Throat hurts. Not because I have covid but the amount of cocaine Iβve snorted. Also fricked the complete shit out of the hottest girl I ever had s*x with literally a 9/10 borderline 10. Best part was it only cost me $80. Oh thatβs right this is a drunk thread. Sorry for the ramble, Iβm drunk af right now though. Anyways got an afternoon flight to Europe tomorrow lmao. 8 hours bottle to throttle.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
That must have been the low point of her s*x life
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Haha short joke XD XD
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
I just thought he meant you're ugly. You're pretty sensitive huh?
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
I think I am very good looking so I thought it was another (1000th) lame unoriginal height joke
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
I did blow for the first time in 5 or six years tonight bro, I forgot how much I like it lol. Also most Europeancels are shorter than burgers so that should be a nice confidence boost for you π₯°
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Ya itβs a nice buzz. Mainly did it because itβs like $5/gram here. Donβt do it too much in the states
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
I went to Gemrany once. Half the guys there were 5'7" 140 lbs. I don't get how white burgers and leafs came from Europe.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
I'm not drunk, though I have been smoking a bit of cannabis tonight.
Here's a question for you people: who is "Cherry?" I've seen her referenced a few times on the main site.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
dunno man
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
I can't drink but I'm high on my own farts, can I play too?
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
You are so drunk you had to copy and paste your last drunken post didn't you buddy?
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Hi Kellere I noticed you agreed with my observation ( the only dramatard who cares enough to notice btw) but failed to upvote it.
Edit: thank you kellere
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
Get sober and get some bitches :)
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Gussy? Yikes.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
Did you listen to Yeezus on your drive? If not do so now.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
I did
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Have some dramacoin fellow Yeezus enjoyer!
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
On about 6 white claws 4-5 days a week now. Start drinking when I make dinner and end around midnight. It used to be a lot worse.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Iβm drunk because I just made $55k this afternoon i wasnβt expecting to make a month ago. Iβve already made all the expenses i need to get my business off the ground, so all I need to do is not get hit by a bus and 2022 is looking great
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
Bro shoot me a stack, I have to finish kitting this gun I bought
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
My friend hit me up for money so shamelessly today after I told him I had to give it to him.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
More options
Context
More options
Context
Sadly alcohol ainβt Kosher so I canβt cope with it.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
I do not drink the mead of common peasantry, rather, I delight in Mountain Dew^TM Voltage^TM at my own leisure. With the Dew, I am ALWAYS sober, AND ALWAYS GAMING.
NO G*MER GETS LEFT BEHIND
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Weren't you already shitfaced two days ago?
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
Not drunk tonight as it was my first day back at work after a 5 day weekend.
Never really liked alcohol until I started buying wine and chardonnay. Spent my vacation doing THC oil during the day and wine/chardonnay at night paired with some free HelloFresh food. Maximum comfy
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
During my nightly fent dosing I was listening to 90s alt rock and noticed this line in Third Eye Blind's 'Losing A Whole Year'.
"When you start talking I hear the Prozac
Convinced you've found your place
With the pierced queer teens in cyberspace"
Song came out in '97. Kinda ahead of its time
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context
This is the 2 late night drunkposting this week and itβs only Wednesday.
Jump in the discussion.
No email address required.
More options
Context