https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Submarine_communications_cable
Seriously? You guys think there are hundreds of thousand sof miles of cable going accross the ocean to make the internet work? When would they even have built these cables? And no terrorists have thought to attack them? It sound alike the dumbest lie to hide the real way the internet has gone over the ocean.
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Don't ask what's on the ocean floors
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U-boat wrecks, dead whales and plastic.
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Yes
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Oh, you mean the USS LIBERTY???
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OY VEY
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What's on the ocean floors?
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You will find out if you keep asking
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I refuse to believe that Europe is real.
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The sentiment is the same around here, but in our case is if america is real. And Australia, those fricks are really suspicious with their weird animals that jump and throw punches...
Are kangaroos a lie told to us by the media to prevent us to find the real truth, that they are a failed experiment of crossbreeding humans with a lemur?
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Australia sounds like a place that bongs made up to scare their children.
"Oi mate you got a loicense for that misbehavior, bruv? If not you gonna get sent to the Prison Island of Australia and they has wallabies there I says."
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Having more than 20 days of sunshine a year is a hellhole for the average Bong.
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Wallabies are real. I saw one in a cage.
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If yurop isn't real then how do you explain how gay they are.
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I'v said this for a while. Europe is just a long-con prank being pulled on Americans by Canada.
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It's not, it's just a fancy name for the East Coast
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The cables are inside the hollow earth. If you know the right protocols you can literally write a C code that is akin to curl, and access the first layer of the hollownet. I wouldn't recommend it though because aside from large amounts of scalie porn (I'm serious), their internet is even more j-slurred than the surfacenet and full of something akin to javascript bloat but it's not javascript, it's something else. I have yet to emulate this bullshit successfully but it seems WORSE than javascript, as horrifying as that concept is.
I wouldn't bother worrying about trying to access the hollownet because I have yet to see anything of value on there. I just know the infrastructure has overlap and the surface governments rent the underground wires to carry our beloved http and the like across the oceans. This is one of the things that surface governments are paying WAY too much money for. We are actually in a tremendous amount of debt to the hollow which really sucks. I lost all respect for Donald Trump when he didn't expose the Hollow Earth and especially the bankers within.
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I don't know what you said, because I've seen another human naked.
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wait are you a s*x robot
do the jslurs um...
where on the gundam figurine do they touch you
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Probably https://urbit.org/docs/hoon/hoon-school/list-of-numbers
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most coherent functional language documentation
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I would still rather code in that than Javascript
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This is the most r-slurred thing I've ever seen. My God.
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Well, I've seen more r-slurred things, but this one is very very r-slurred, as expected from something stolen from the hollow earth inhabitants.
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They seem to have common vitamin D deficiencies so severe it's resulting in schizophrenic type behavior (not to mention good old rickets) but yeah, they seem to have a few... weird in the head programmers down there.
A lot of the natural attractions of the accessible Hollow earth has been ruined by surface elites and their bunker hoarding. They got WAYYYY to into that lame 2012 movie and what not, and started seizing shit down there thinking they were going to crawl out of ground and repopulate humanity or something. There's a lot of hollow earth cargo cults about surface things, since the largest human populations have been doing agrarian feudalism for centuries and surface elites found them easy to impress. They still have little to no concept of the color blue, and it will usually be regarded as "purple" which is a perfect and holy color. All the elites had to do was color things with so much purple it could have only be of divine origin. The most detailed description you can get from them regarding the color blue, is "a incomplete almost-purple of a green impurity".
I once found a schizo program by pinging random addresses on the hollownet. It was designed to find the SOUND of the color purple using schizo math that did not have any real meaning whatsoever. The comments (assuming I translated them correctly), led me to believe that the author of the program believed if he could hear the tone and pour it into himself, then he could kill the surface dwellers.
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That's nice sweaty. Why don't you have a seat in the time out corner with Pizzashill until you calm down, then you can have your Capri Sun.
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I just recently discovered urbit and it is truly the work of a mad man.
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I've heard that it has something reasonable going for it wrt "warmness" of community-produced libraries or something like that. Is that true? To be honest today was the first time I actually saw hoon code and it changed my opinion of Curtis quite a bit.
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Iβm not quite sure, Iβm not a very good codecel but I can at least understand Hoon makes no sense from a syntax POV.
I just saw some posts on lobste.rs and skimmed the Wikipedia article. My understanding is the dude behind it is a NRx guy?
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lol moldbug
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Nothing wrong about that, the language is bonkers though.
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Javascript is a hollow earth-origin language created by the dark natural philosopher Yakub in order to subvert and control BLACK BVLLS' abilities to browse the web safely. May Black Jesus save us!
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Epic spergout, bro
Snapshots:
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Yea bro there are totally giant cables on the ocean floor!!
We've been using them since the 19th century!!!
They transmit the internet by flashing light at one end and waiting for it to arrive at the other side!!!!
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Ocean?
Never heard of It
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Is the internet even real?
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Great point.
Another fun fact: dogs can't look up.
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Sounds like a great idea for a horror comedy. Bunch of bumbling jihadis try to hijack a deep sea submarine to suicide bomb internet cables, but get lost and find something scary or something. Sharks or cthulus or just kill each other in deep ocean madness. Like 4 Lions meets Deep Blue Sea or that new shitty Krysten Stewart movie.
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The Hunt for the Green Ramadan
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So hypothetically you cut these and the entirety of bongland looses internet? Count me in.
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How would they even place these or detect problems? Would gps work 3 miles under water?
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Cables are a government lie, the only cable that actually exists is me peepee in yer mum
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do you think it's just magic and that's how the internet/other communications get from country to country?
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It's obviously carrier pigeons carrying floppy disks smh
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IP over Pigeon Carrier is a real and proven method. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/IP_over_Avian_Carriers
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Never underestimate the bandwidth of an SSD strapped to a pigeon as the saying goes.
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If people would stop being so squeamish about it I'm sure pigeons could be converted from useless wastes of carbon to mini delivery drones, think about it its definitely way greener and cheaper than using expensive electronics. Has genetic modification added a single animal to human domestication? Pretty cucked way to use the tech so far.
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It took them 2 hours to miss half the packets.
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at least you've offered up an alternative and didn't just go "LALALALA IT'S NOT REAL LALALALALA"
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Wait you seriously believe in sea cables?
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God does the internet. This is the Purgatory
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I have never seen physical proof that Europe, Asia, or Australia exist.
Like why tf would you bury wires in water if satellites exist? I can see satellites from my back yard. You can't mix water and electricity, every tard knows that.
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I donβt really know how anything works, I just kind of go with it.
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Yeah, Iβve seen them. Iβve seen the ends too. Your gay porno goes across those lines, you queer. Real seafaring men worked themselves to the bone for your degeneracy.
I hate you and I hate Europe.
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Anyone else who is neurodivergent enough to actually be interested in this kind of thing will unironically love this article : https://wired.com/1996/12/ffglass/
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