Scientists draw in their coloring book, doomers cope

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I was told there would be no Florida by the year 2000 though ..

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Manhattan underwater by 2010, according to Al Gore.

It's ironic, climate change fearmongering is not sustainable, even if it's all true and we will be majorly fricked by 2100, those idiots have and will continue making sure that nobody except teenagers trusts their doomsaying because they kept being hilariously wrong for a century. It's like that boy who cried wolf falsely for a long time to warn about a real wolf that went and ate the entire village.

My only consolation is that while I can't possibly do anything about this, I will also be very dead when those frickers get their deserts.

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I would rather have an actual climate apolocalpyse than have every r-slur bring up global warming when I comment on enjoying the hot weather in the summer.

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enjoying hot weather

this is what you should really be ashamed of :marseysick:

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Redditors enjoy cold weather because it gives them an excuse not to go outside and socialise, I hope you're not one of them :marseyhmm:

Looks like I rattled the Coldoids, hope you all burn in heck

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No I like going on long runs in the snow like any self-respecting chad. If I didn't go outside I wouldn't have to care at all because I'm not poor and I have climate control.

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if you don't put your peepee in the snow you aren't alive

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I like cold weather because I'm a fashioncel with too many coats. Summer clothes are boring as shit.

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Maybe if you touched some more grass you'd appreciate the sun better, incel

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Mayo detected

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Only mayos enjoy summer. Live in the tropics and you'll know how cruel the sun can be. My arm legit looks biracial, upper section looks like an Arabs and lower like a Nubian. All exposed skin is perma tanned.

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Or how certain politicians and publications immediately went with “science!!!” and blamed the Miami condo collapse on sea levels rising when it turned out to be shitty construction and maintenance.

They even tried to point out that tons of sand had to be added to the beach a few years ago, ignoring the fact that the entire beach on the barrier island is artificial to begin with.

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Back during the 2004 tsunami they tried to claim it happened because of global warming. Google search still has a BBC article deboonking that indexed, so I know I'm not misremembering what they were saying on the TV back then. We even had an awareness event at school for global warming after it, since we were hit pretty hard it created enough of an impression. 5 year olds can't ask how plate tectonics is affected by global warming after all.

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I don't know what they've been telling you but Florida never existed. :marseyilluminati:

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And humanity will do anything in it's power to correct that mistake :marseyangel:

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Climate doomposting circlejerk n.9325634

I love how these are repeated almost daily, but there are much less discussions on how can we stop this.

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Its easy to point out problems. Much harder to solve them. Things that are non-issues like :!marseytrain:s in bathrooms are easy to solve and that’s why r-slurs would rather discuss that.


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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Nuclear power?

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I forget who but some gigaburger on here a few weeks ago told me that nuclear power is a conspiracy by Bill Gates and infinitely worse for the environment than fossil fuels

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Sounds like he huffed the chemtrails

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It will be worse for the environment after I set my pipe bomb off in it

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:marseyunabomber:

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I remember that too and tbh don't remember who it was.

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Pizza? I remember that he's anti nuclear, purely because he's an edgy contrarian

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Nope because I don't read most of what pizza says I just skip it.

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No I'm pretty sure it was a schizo-tier rightoid

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Nuclear weapons would also work. My atoms will be chilly as frick in that global nuclear winter.

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Nah we hate that for some reason.


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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:chadyes:

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Something something automation, electric cars, green new deal idk i just see words

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That's because the only way to stop global warming is either eat the bugs, live in the pod, or Ghengis Khan depopulation event.

Personally, the second sounds better to me

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Because it's not a big deal. Over 100 years, best estimate for the economic impact of the (almost) worst case scenario is roughy 5% smaller GDP worldwide. Over 100 years, that's nothing.

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Whoever got that 5% number is downright r-slurred if India becomes unlivable because at that point you have a billion plus r-slur immigrants on your hands.

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We’ll just run them over while they’re pooping.

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Tbh I'd probably guess closer to 50% globally due to all the instability that will occur.

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Wake me up when NOLA finally sinks.


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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Yep and when all the Midwest farmland becomes vast swaths of desert. It's 20 years behind.

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I recall being indoctrinated with doomer climate shit starting in first grade. Like everyone knows there’s an issue, when you keep repeating shit, eventually people stop listening. 🙄


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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Ever see the doomsday clock these days? Funny stuff. Good for dramacoin.

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YOU BETTER PLANT THIS TREE! Take this dying tree home! We’re running out of oxygen!

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Holy shit i remember having to do this lol

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Even if you did manage to plant it someone would step on it or take it out with the weed trimmer.

Along with that giant bumper sticker that my parents refused to put on their car. I had to put all of my Honor Roll and school sports team bumper stickers on our riding mower.

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:marseyboomer: :guitar:

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Frick the earth. I'm finna enjoy life while I'm living.

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If politicians can tell you with a straight face that we only have 12 years left, what's any other option?

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I take the r-slur approach, trust that if they're right, the nerds will figure something out and save us all. It's really none of my business. Why waste time thinking about it.

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Putting my raping shoes on

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Lmao I'm not gonna be around so why should I care

Mother nature will wipe out the sapienoid menace and return to monke anyways

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You're either a reddit nihilist- or a pagan. Updooted for drama.

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I'm not gonna have kids and nature has a cycle. Ice ages. Fires. Volcanoes.

In 5 billion years everything will be blown to bits.

And the galaxy will just keep spinning. Live it up while you're here. Burn some tires to piss off the hippies and green scare NPCs

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slightly bloompilled

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The lead isn't even a climate scientist: https://twitter.com/christophlyon?lang=en

I was looking for the paper because from the language I assumed it was modeled based on continuous increasing of emissions which doesn't seem like a reasonable model.

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Scientists aren't actual scientists, more at 11.

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If you can draw anything into existence then how come stonetoss is not a prophet :marseyhmm:

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Stonetoss is the Shadman of political comics. Dramachads exclusively read Sarah Andersen works.

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Chadman has unfortunately become some hindu feel good birder hasn't he? I miss the outrageous filth :marseydepressed:

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outrageous filth

He's a reddit atheist held on a pedestal for his lukewarm takes on current events.

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I was more thinking the heaps of children youngself identifying porn he used to create - sometimes of real people - effectively taunting authorities that never wanted to be bothered by, consider or even look at anything like that. I can respect massive marble balls like that.

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I've meditated on it, and yes- the hillaryposts were dramatic. I agree.

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My nice Wisconsin property turns beachside?? Can't come fast enough!

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how's the cheese?

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Climate doomers are the worst kind of doomers because they don’t even produce drama via schizoposting. They just whine.

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Complain about not being taken seriously

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Sorry guess I'll just live my life then, knowing that I won't face the consequences of big oil, and that climatecels have wasted their entire lives predicting something well beyond their lifespan

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Also that assessment is predicated on the idea that we will just keep burning c*rbon at the same rate we have been, which is obviously not gonna happen

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when i meet new people and tell them about my studies/work, they usually ask back if i'm a scientist. nowadays the word scientist makes me cringe so much from all the reddit normie shit tier "science" i've consumed thanks to you guys, i always just reply "no, i'm a researcher"

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"Scientist" is just a synonym for journ*list. Your kind has my pity.

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Global warming is unironically a good thing for the species and if you disagree you’re r-slurred. Cold weather sucks peepee, I fricking hate snow and road salt, and we’d gain millions of square miles of arable land.

I don’t give a single solitary frick about some r-slurred animals that evolved to live in the cold. We should have wiped them all out after the ice age and replaced them with capybaras.

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Scientists told me that global warming makes the winters colder though

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Scientists are either hacks or jews and neither are to be trusted.

I don't actually believe global warming is happening, I'm just saying I desperately want it to happen.

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downvoted for antisemitism

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Don't care, going to nuke NA well before then

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australians dont have rockets

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We have uranium ore and hammers

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Frick me dead, nuggets and toys from Maccas dont count, sheila

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This is rDrama.net sweaty.

You're ALL awful. I'm awful too.

You think that the mentally unstable we make fun of would be as miserable and unstable as they are without us?

They wouldn't.

You think that some of the people bullied on were aren't already miserable enough without the shit given to them here?

You think some of them don't fall farther into misery and hopelessness than they already are, that some of them don't just finally snap and give up on life because of us? That they don't rope, or just stop trying on life because this shit pushed them over the edge?

They do.

Through one small cruelty, one small choice to be a peepee, through the power of the butterfly effect, lives can be changed, ruined, right here. One small experience that causes suffering can lead to other bad experiences and other worse choices and less hope and more misery and the start of another branch of possibilities and of life that can lead to rock bottom.

Through these small cruelties, greater ones are formed.

That is the terrible power of sites like these.The power we so carelessly wield.

This IS horrible.

ALL of this is HORRIBLE.

And you're part of it.

Frick you, you stupid b-word.

And frick you all, rDrama.net. I'm out.


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