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Psychology Professor Explains Why Furries Are So Unhappy About Lindsay Lohan’s Fursona

https://www.thestranger.com/slog/2021/10/07/61753550/heres-the-science-behind-why-furries-hate-lindsay-lohans-furry-nft

https://twitter.com/lindsaylohan?lang=en

The year is 2021. For reference, Freaky Friday released in 2003.

The journ*list did a better job on the title than I ever would.

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“There are three or four big reasons that made this a perfect storm of bad ideas,” says Dr. Courtney Plante, an associate professor of psychology at Bishops University and cofounder of FurScience, a team of scientists who study the furry fandom.

Government subsidizing education was a hyuge mistake.

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I kinda want to read the grant that justifies why studying furries is important


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It's been a few decades since our last foray into genocide and our research is dated

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PhD in Zoophile Criminology

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medical science as part of the study of abnormal psychology and paraphilias

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The study of absolute degeneracy finds its use in both criminology, terror investigations, food and health hazards and safety, and in early-stage child autism.

Edit: bigot

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We need to bring back bullying


The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko

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For Madam Lohan or the animal people?

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The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko

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Academia

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These people literally want to frick animals. Why do websites post this shit as if they aren’t fricking subhumans and disgusting?

Frick furries.

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Technically, only about half of them want to frick animals. The other half just want to frick animal-people.

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Bruh you kill and eat animals. Literally how is fricking animals worse than eating them?

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Fricking them is gross and eating them is tasty.

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Lindsey lohan's fursona

This is by far the worst simulation to be living in.

People start analysing a group of sexually defective spergs tastes while shoehorning in enviromentalist propaganda

This is the best simulation to be living in

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Furry environmental scientists are good for dramacoin.

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Lohan's twitter feed is all NFT shit

What is an NFT and why should I make fun of it?

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I think it's called a "Non fungus token" and I have no idea but I think that one girl from TTU needs to put some in her sneakers.

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that can't be right, the guys promoting it definitely have fungus issues

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Parents who name their sons Courtney are really giant buttholes. Dude never had a chance.

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I used to have a huge crush on her as a kid. A shame she's r-slurred but she's still sexy to me.

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Your opinion apparently is that people should be allowed to use reddit to organise criminal conspiracies and aid, abet, command, counsel, induce or procure criminal activity.

You. Are a mental midget. A functional r-slur. An intellectual cripple. A dipshit. Clueless. A waste of oxygen. Your nasal mucus has more cognitive capability than what is between your ears. You have no career future. You're incapable of avoiding the moral pitfalls of a children's playspace. You eat unidentified food off the floors of fast food restaurants. You think your feces is fingerpaint. You cannot be left unattended in the restroom for more than thirty seconds lest you choke on potty paper.

YOU. ARE. A SHITHEAD.

Burn everything you have that has a keyboard and go back to kindergarten.


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