the apocalypse comes to Burgerland

https://twitter.com/RobDenBleyker/status/1448999917171716099

lol at burgers's descent into madness because they miss their sugary drug of choice :marseylaugh:

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Krispy Kreme had better donuts anyways

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excuse me but i am not well versed in Burgerland's rich variety of purveyors of diabetes

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Krispy Kreme is for fat southerners who enjoy rotting their teeth with over glazed lard.

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Yes? Why the frick else would you eat a donut?

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The jokes on you, yankee. Can’t rot what we don’t have.


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so sad no other dramanaut has had mary lee's

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You beignet eating king you.

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Not when you pair it with coffee

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This is what Americans think is β€œbreakfast” lmao.

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Mofo you eat baked beans for breakfast so you have no right to say shit.

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Along with bacon and sausage, yes. Sometimes mushrooms and potatoes too.

A hearty protein-filled breakfast to fuel you for a day of masculine work, not a caffeine and fat sugarbomb that gives you energy for an hour.

British food takes an often-justified beating, but the full English breakfast is unironically the best way to start a day.

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Honestly I love an English breakfast and your roasts are great too. But then you have a unofficial 4th meal called tea where you drink caffeine and eat cookies. Not biscuits. Cookies.

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Most normal folks enjoy tea after a meal with a biscuit (cookie) yeah.

Then there’s β€œAfternoon tea” which is something very different - basically a whole meal in itself consisting of finger food and cakes, served with a pot of tea. That’s a rare treat - usually served at a restaurant.

In the UK the word β€œCookie” refers only to American-style soft cookies or very specifically chocolate-chip cookies. Over here β€œbiscuits” are basically any hard sweet cookie, and yes, we dip them in tea.

I think Americans think that’s weird, maybe? But we think it’s weird that you dip doughnuts in coffee.

We don’t really do the savoury bread-like biscuits over here, though we have things that serve similar gravy-soaking purposes like Yorkshire Pudding on a roast and dumplings (a poached ball of suet dough) which you’ll find served with casseroles. But American biscuits look delicious and I would like to try them.

It’s fun learning about other cultures, king. :marseythumbsup:

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I've been to bongland 4 times sir. The fact that bongs act like burgers are massive hambeasts when they themselves are big sweaty island cattle with the extra disability of having the toadish appearance of the average bong is massive cope.

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Mostly that was for the benefit of the other yankee-doodle fricking r-slurs on here who don’t even own a passport and have never left their home state.

Yes, we’re an island of fatties too but you already take the piss out of us for our teeth, our food and our perfectly reasonable restrictions on not being allowed to own an anti-aircraft gun or whatever the frick it is you fat c*nts claim you need for β€œhome defence.”

Meanwhile, we take the piss out of you for being fat c*nts, for being politically r-slurred and for constantly murdering schoolchildren with machine guns and arguing about it.

You can’t have β€œfat c*nts” as an insult too. That’s ours.

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Ever tried rusk dipped into tea. Man that's the shit.

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>Bongs and burgers trying to one up each other on food

You're both disgusting tbh

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Mashallah :marseyagree:

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All bong food is nasty including the breakfast. How bongs are proud of that picture of their breakfast the circulates around the internet every once and a while is beyond me. Beans and clotted blood with a random half tomato slapped on that serves no purpose other than to be another liquid that runs and congeals together. Wtf bongs. Couldn't you steal a recipe when you still had men that could conquer half the world.

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You shut up. Clotted blood is delicious. Good english food is a treasure rarely found.

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Yea, I bet you bongs swallow lots of protein.


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Breakfast is when I consume enough sugar in the morning to kill four African children.

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The best donut places aren't chains anyways

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I think they go by Froggy Fresh now.

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Dunkin is honestly one of the most inconsistent fast food chains in terms of quality. Some place in Chicago will have the donuts be literally soft and sickening, some places the quality will be genuinely good, sometimes the donut will be falling apart as you eat it.

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The best Dunkin Donuts I've ever had was in the lobby of a Korean resort.

It still annoys me to this day.

Get your shit together Bostonians.

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I also noticed the better Dunkin stores have lower calories listed than the worse ones. Definitely different baking

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Biden's America :soyjakmaga: :soyjakmaga: :soyjakmaga:

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Their main business is coffee anyway

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No one goes there for their coffee.

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its ok, guys, we didnt want donuts anyway, lets just drink a delicious cup of coffee instead, r-right guys?

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Why else would you go to Dunkin' Coffee?

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I'm not a burger and the only time I've ever heard dunkin mentioned is by YouTubers saying they get coffee from there

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It's not like it takes any special ingredients to make donuts, that's what they get for getting everything frozen

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They haven’t made their own donuts for awhile. They’re all made at a bakery the previous day then delivered to the individual shops each morning at around 4am by an butthole in a box truck with an aluminum hand truck ramp that squeals like a dinosaur getting fricked as the driver pulls it out and lets it slam on the ground, waking me up eight floors above behind double insulated windows and foot-thick concrete and brick walls.

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That's genuinely disgusting. If I'm buying donuts, they better be baked the day of. Burgers

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Their coffee is half spit so they at least have a major ingredient for that on site.

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Half spit, half c*m, all American.

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This whole supply chain thing is affecting everything it seems. Even the styrofoam industry.

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There's been massive chip shortages for over a year now. So much stuff being canceled, delayed, entire car factories shut down just because they can't get the microprocessors.

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Oh I know all about the auto industry shortage trust me. Plus idk if you all have been to the grocery lately because a ton of stuff is out of stock.

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On the car I ordered they aren’t putting adjustable lumbar support or inflating side bolsters in the front passenger seat - which sucks because I like to have thin bitches be well supported laterally while I drive or else they b-word about being β€œreckless”.

Apparently all of the other tech stuff is a go though which is cool. I think I lucked out by ordering an ugly car that nobody wants.

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What Mercedes model?

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I’m not a geezer.

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How man raccoons do you think will fit in the backseat?

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One got locked in the garage the other night and took a shit on the seat in my 911.

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I was gonna buy a new car this year and that never happened. I've been trying to buy an Xbox for a year now and haven't been able to. I just want to consoom :(

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Both next-gen consoles use RDNA2 chips from AMD, which are manufactured by TSMC. They already said that shortages will continue throughout 2022, which is when the new fabs that are currently being built are up and running at optimal capacity. The fab being built in Arizona won't be up until 2024 I believe. NVIDIA's CEO said the same thing about their products, even though they use a different foundry for the consoomer segment (Samsung).

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I've been trying to buy an Xbox for a year now and haven't been able to

Where the frick do you live?

Early (like end of Q1/beginning of Q2) this year I was already able to find second hand Xbox Series X for below MSRP. Series S was even being bundled with TV's and you could pick them up for sub 250.

Series S is now readily available and Series X you gotta preorder but it drops pretty regularly.

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I use an app that notifies me when Series Xs are in stock and I still can't get one. I always get errors trying to add it to cart or buy it and eventually it's out of stock.

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Are you like an African or South American? I just find it weird you cannot find it for a year even with notifications.

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No in the US. Just unlucky I guess.

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I don't know anything about the styrofoam production, but what in the frick could the supply chain problem be with donut ingredients?

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It's simple : no styrofoam no Dunkin donuts.

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Wouldn't that affect their coffee cups more than doughnuts? These can be transported in fricking paper/cardboard easily...

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>he can't understand a simple joke.

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their donuts are made from styrofoam

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It's okay, we're all neurodivergent here.

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Don't you need oil to make Styrofoam? Is there a material science-cel among us to clarify?

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Styrofoam is a brand name for extruded polystyrene and is made from oil, although I think there is technically non-oil sources of styrene. You distill the oil and one of the fractions should be styrene which then gets polymerized into polystyrene. Then it gets heated up and extruded to make styrofoam.

Non-material sciencel, but I have learned a bit about plastics.

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Thank you!

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Fun fact about Styrofoam:

Meal worms will eat down Styrofoam if you trap them with it.

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The "supply chain" crisis is also largely a labor crisis. No truck drivers means no ingredient delivery. The groceries can't stock stuff either.

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Holy shit this guy unironically said Anerica runs on getting fat.

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But he's right.

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Dunkin more like dunked amirite fellas?

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Dunkaccino

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their donuts are shit anyway


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This is a national tragedy.

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donuts are poooyuck but their delicious bacon egg and cheese sammiches should be considered a national treasure.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp

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i've literally never had a dunkin' donut.

i don't even remember the last time i saw one.

real americans don't eat that foreign garbage.

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Shipley's is better

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that C&H guy is known as a giant cute twink i think. like i think he's known for being an up his own butt wokie if theres any other kind despite writing C&H

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very insightful geopolitical analysis, snappy, here are your 500 social credits.

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Dunkin has the best sandwich’s and hash browns, but their coffee and donuts suck.

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INSALLAH πŸ™πŸ™πŸ™

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