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A short guide on how to get away with being a rightoid agendaposter on rdrama without getting banned or agendathemed

Recently I keep getting told how I used to be a rightoid agendaposter but I'm much better now that I've reformed and assimilated so I thought I would write a quick guide on how I managed to fool people and how you too can be a rightoid agendaposter without getting themed and banned and make your very own way to the near bottom of the rdrama leaderboard.

These all work because rdrama is a little leftist but mostly just doesn't want you to be incredibly boring

1. Be funny

Nobody wants to read seriousposting. Post shit that's going to be entertaining to people instead of just boringly shilling your worldview. Tell some kind of fucking joke somehow. Smile. Laugh.

2. Lie

If you try #1 but your idea of "funny" is "haha BIPOCs are stupid" because you sincerely believe BIPOCs are stupid it'll just come across as seriousposting. Instead pretend that BIPOCs are actually very smart well enough to make people laugh at the fact that you're really calling them stupid. If you want to post your own view exaggerate it or warp it somehow to make it a joke. Embrace irony.

3. Play characters

Feel free to be whoever makes a post work. Instead of writing "OMG these SJWs want to trans our children" write something like "I'm a bisexual trans woman and I want to trans some children", that's funnier.

4. Make fun of r-slurs on your own side

Nobody's side is perfect, you can take an occasional shot at embarrassing rightoids. Sure 🚂🚃🚃s are cartoonish but we can still laugh at the guy who literally wants to murder them. You have an advantage here since lots of leftoid dramautists can't tolerate .win sites long enough to find the good shit, but you can.

5. Unironically support the mayocide

The mayocide is not a joke.

6. Claim to be a Black transwoman as often as possible

This is like having a royal flush in poker, the mods aren't that leftist but they're leftist enough that if you even might be this they can literally never ban you.

So that's my quick handful of tips on this topic since literally nobody asked, I hope you don't enjoy this and every word makes you cringe to the point of feeling real pain. None of this will work if you're a r-slur, except #6.


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Why is this on the Frontpage? :marseysneed:

@Aevann pinned it because he loves me <3


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:marseysneed:

nice cock bro. a little on the small side, but the shape is overall pretty symmetrical, and your balls have just the right amount of hair.


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Who downvoted this gentle creature?

:marseypat:

Snappy can't (or won't) upvote himself (herself?)

Aevann won't make Snappy, zoz, and longpostbot upvote themselves no matter how much dramatards ask :marseycry:. If snappy upvoted himself he'd probably be on the top of the leaderboard, and I don't want to live in a world where snappy isn't on the top of the leaderboard.

Snappy hasn't even made 5k comments, it wouldn't matter that much.


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SHUT UUUUPP

It's a joy to hurt you.


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That's what he said

:marseybattered:

How is Snappy a paypig? :marseythinkorino:

they should get the coins spent on awards

:tayflex: :tayheart:

8 - Offer to share your size-edited girldick porn with the curious, it's only polite.


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Is it guy-on-futa, futa-on-guy, or futa-on-girl?

it's guy-on-guy, the best kind of futa porn


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The stuff I edit is futa solo since I'm using it for my character in my erotic roleplays.

My roleplays are futa on girl! Sometimes we include male characters to humiliate and violently torture.

That's fucked up.

The only good futa porn is guy-on-futa

Gross, shitmales must die.


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:marseyglow:

Why would I ever edit dicks to be smaller?

you like to erp as a futanari

I know I can do an internet search to see if this is an actual thing, but I prefer to believe that these words are an actual spell you're casting on rdrama to, I don't know, turn all our genitals into bussy, or something.

futas ARE magic


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Not only that, scat (formerly thought to be loli) futanari :marseysick: :marseypuke:

(((Accidentally)))

nig‎ger

Reported by:


rofl

:tayclap:


Каждая нация считает себя лучше других. Это порождает национализм и войны. Люди должны понять, что выше белорусов не прыгнешь.

:marseykween:

the only way this word stops being funny is if 🏀s stop chimping out when they hear it said by a non 🏀

''Oh, he bashed that girl skull in? It was deserved, guess it was deserved, she said the n-word''- average american logic

not even shitposting, 🍔s are so r-slurred it's impressive. either you believe black people are literal animals or you're okay with people being killed because they said the nword, no inbeetwen

:marseysad:

you'll be proud of me! I didn't even bash your skull in. :marseypat:

TRANS LIVES MATTER, BUT YOU'RES DOESN’T

this is horrible

BUT TRANS LIVES MATTER

Rightoid agendaposters will only manage to follow your advice for a maximum of two posts and six comments before their internal aspie breaks out and they shit on the coffee table.

I think I unironically considered blocking you a few months ago. You really have gotten much better.

@911roofer WISH TTHEYY COUNTED TTHEY NUMBER OF PEOPLE WHO BLOCKED @911roofer @911roofer CONSIDER EACH ONE TOO BE A VICTOORY OVER TTHEY CICKS WHO MAKE @911roofer CHANT TRANS LIVES MATTER AND CAUSE @911roofer TOO MISSPELL WORDS

Was back on plebbit but I got perma banned for calling for journocide. :marseycry:

If mods truly support mayocide why did they ban me for trying to implement one part of it :marseymad:

You have to specify white journ*lists obviously, Black writers are speaking their truth.


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All jarnoids are honourary mayos, CMV.

Don't care didn't ask plus your white


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your white

No, my sperm was. Did you forget the sight of my massive black penis slowly parting your ass muscles, tearing and lacerating the inner lining of your anus already?

Damn nigga is yo dick a chainsaw


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His stuff obviously only works here. Plebbit is very suspicious of all sorts of jokes and humour in general. Satire don't real, alt-righters made it up to gaslight the marginalised.


Каждая нация считает себя лучше других. Это порождает национализм и войны. Люди должны понять, что выше белорусов не прыгнешь.

But N word funny :marseytwerking:

Niggardly?

Negus

Nice