Specifically the pizza Jeff Sokol brought in his episode of Hansen Vs Predator.
You’ll notice he brings a pizza to his meeting with the 13-year-old, as she requested. A pepperoni pizza and some orange juice. That is the best looking pizza I’ve ever seen. Hands down, no question about it, that pizza looks absolutely delicious. And this was in southwest Connecticut, and I’ve just moved from Connecticut, and I’ll likely return for a visit one day and I’d really love to get that pizza.
But they blurred the box.
Fortunately, some other severely neurodivergent man also badly wanted to try the pizza, so he sussed out where it was from somehow despite living in another state, 3-4 hours away. He uploaded a video of him getting the Jeff Sokol Special (not an official menu item).
Over 10,000 pizza and Hansen appreciators have sought out this video and viewed it because goddarn just look at that pizza.
My friend also remembered how good the pizza looked.
And he’s just there munching it while Chris tells him his life is over. Even offers Chris a slice. I think the reason he was so chill is because he realized he wouldn’t have to share it with some zoomer brat, personally.
Planet Pizza has locations in New York and southwest Connecticut. If you can provide a timestamped Planet Pizza receipt with the Jeff Sokol Special, I will give you a very desirable pizza predator badge.
Do you remember Mr. Sokol’s pizza? Please weigh in.
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Dramacoin whore
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whore
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Ho-oore
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frick off, carp
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So many iconic predators on that show. One of the funniest aspects is the that these losers convince themselves that 13 year old girls would be into them instead of Justin Beiber.
Even if they're cute though, built good.
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Hansen’s work transcends all divides. He’s beloved by every racial, political and socioeconomic demographic.
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Yes
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Who said MAPs don't like it lmao
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Based on the timeframe of this show, it was before Biebs. Probably Justin Timberlake
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Gotta take that one desperate chance.
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Based on the timeframe of this show, it was before Biebs. Probably Justin Timberlake
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Senorita JT was def a staple for teen girls at that point.
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Now, years later, they are all powermods on reddit or admins.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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You can tell he's a creep just by looking at him, it's like the saying goes, it's always the ones you most expect. The best to catch a predator clip I ever saw was the one where the decoy was, no joke, THIRTY YEARS OLD and pretending to be a 13 year old boy. He had male pattern baldness, a buzzcut, and was like 5'10. When Chris Hansen came out the predator was probably relieved because at least he knew he wasn't going to get murdered
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The p-do straight up asked for ID in that ep after the decoy said "me, my mommy and my daddy live here". What a dweeb.
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That line was the worst acting from a decoy on these shows.
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Carp, we've been over this: you can't post your cheese pizza here, or AHS will get us y'alled.
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It’s pepperoni.
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Man that does look really good. We have really shitty pizza here in leaf land. The pizza here is shitty like everything else is shitty here. So this post basically shows me something I have no access to and it’s made me sad.
Thanks a lot carp.
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It does look really good. I had to mute the video though because his neurodivergent awkwardness around a literal child was ruining it.
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What you don't love the Bacon Double Cheeseburger pizza from Boston Pizza? You can run next door to Tim's and get a double-double and an IceCap to wash it down!
The time has come for the Necromaster. The unleashing of the fourth joker's card. The arrival of The Great Milenko
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Fricking heck. Our net contribution to international cuisine is poutine and dough nuts. I'd rather eat out of a dumpster than go to Boston's Pizza.
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Donuts are Canadian?
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Not even. We just have made up a bunch of fancy varieties.
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What’s the most well known?
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They've just got a shit load variety and they're constantly adding special ones. Nothing crazy, you got your maple, honey glazed, sour cream glazed (personal fav), boston cream, chocolate. They're generally quality doughnuts, fresh and soft, generally the best doughnuts I've ever had although I'm not really a fan of doughnuts. We had crispy cream up here for a little while and they were popular for like 15 minutes.... they're just too heavy and fattening for our sensibilities (i.e. too good for Canada).
I prefer their baked shit, the bagels, and the cheese tea biscuits are killer good.
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Sounds nice, will try next chance I get.
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I went to college in a city a few hours from the border and Canadians no joke came down for the pizza. Mostly to shop at Target, but also the pizza.
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The best TCAP was Marvin the Indian looking guy, who got butt butt naked immediately and got TKOd by a dude in a ghillie suit
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He was also an early furry pioneer cause he wanted the decoy to frick her pet cat.
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I had to look him up because I forgot his name but apparently he’s Trinidadian
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Trinidad has a large Indian population like many parts of the Caribbean do.
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Word
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Hello! I was wondering why that pizza's crust looked so flat. My whole life I have measured the yum factor of a pizza based on how much the crust has risen, as that is the best part of the pizza. But you say that pizza looks like the best pizza you have ever seen, even with the "AA Cup" crust.
Contact me soon ɛ>,
Soren
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The crust is supposed to act as a vessel to hold the high quality ingredients. It should be thin yet crisp but not thick and doughy.
When I visited Italy the took this to the nth degree. Roma style pizza is super thin, and a personal pizza is like 16” across but on 1/8 inch of crust because they don’t want you eating bread you’re supposed to appreciate the sauce and cheese.
This is also why Chicago deep dish pizza is an abomination, crime against Italian cuisine.
You sound like you’ve only eaten shitty Canadian style pizza like me. Chewy doughy shit because they want to skimp on the more expensive quality ingredients.
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I agree that chicago pizza is not pizza but rather a fricking cheese casserole. However,
I don't really give a shit about what the mexicans of the Mediterranean think about anything. Actually thats an insult to Mexicans. In true roman fashion, Italy stole tomatoes from the new world just like they stole all their culture from Greece prior to Columbus going on his r*pe quest.
I will eat Little Caesars in Venice. I will eat Olive Garden in Florence. I will find a tiny villa in the countryside and ask a little italian woman to make me Kraft Maceroni and Cheese. Why? Because you pasta pushers are a joke.
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Whoa friend I am no pasta pusher and agree with you almost in whole except that the daigos are good with food. It's one of the few things they're good at aside from pedophilia. Pasta and touching kids.
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It's not personal. I just live in a city brimming with 3rd to 5th gen descendants of WOPs thinking anyone gives a frick about their romantic spaghetti bullshit.
I am done humoring their Parmigiano delusions.
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If it makes you feel any better proper Italians living in Italy generally see Eye-tie Americans as trash. The ones who left Italy were the poor low class slobs, and the ones who stayed there don't miss them at all.
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It’s easy for them to laugh when Italians are the Italian-Americans or Europe.
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I'm not watching the full episode but apparently this guy is popular. Here are some funny bits from his wiki page: https://to-catch-a-predator.fandom.com/wiki/Jeff_Sokol
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Carp, are you just Lawlz' alt account?
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Let's all just ignore what we all initially thought this was going to be about when we got the notification and saw the title.
Yes carp literally the only thing I can recommend after living in CT for a short while like you did is their pizza. They do have some fine pizza with an amazing variety of toppings. I came to love the toasted garlic slices on mine.
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My favorite restaurant was this Arab joint in Newington called Village Pizza. Yeah they sold pizza, but they sold everything else too. Italian, Mexican, Mediterranean, Indian shit, Arab shit, American shit. And it was all huge portions, free delivery if you’re getting delivery, and just amazing quality. Some of the best burgers I’ve ever had too. Everything was amongst the best of its sort.
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There was one I would order from the most that had an appetizer pizza. It would be topped with fried mozzarella sticks, jalapeno poppers, fried calamari, and other things like that. I never got it but I always considered it. Looking back on my escape from CT not getting that just to try it is my only regret.
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you still haven't found the way to unfollow carp? i thought you were a smart guy...
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I actually enjoy the variety of posting carp does.
Say what you want but those schizophrenics are interesting.
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Where tf is the pizza, put a timestamp or sth ffs
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Vid literally starts with him chowing down on the za.
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Not a word.
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It’s how the cool kids talk about pizza. You wouldn’t know it’s ok.
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oxymoron
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Neighbor I started the video and no pizza for at least one minute, stopped watching then
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Something must be wrong with your computer machine. Scroll to about 2/3rds of the way through.
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Im not gonna start some longass video without having a timestamp first, so how should I know?
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Shit on carp about it, it's his gay post.
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Indeed, but
@carpathianflorist is too haughty to answer to poor old chapose 
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When is he gonna learn that he's nothing without us and that his userbase is heckin valid and valuable?
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This so much!!!
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What is your QUESTION
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Where pizza
But nvm, I saw it now and it doesnt look bad, but I wouldnt drive hours to get it ngl
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I live in Georgia, but my company sent me some frozen pizza from Chicago, which is probably closer to New York if my B in 3rd grade geography is still up to snuff.
Do I still get a badge?
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You do not. Though Giordana’s in Chicago is the best pizza in the world.
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Giordano's? I've lived in both Chicago and NY and the secret truth is NY pizza is all shitty like Sbarro (with some better places like Two Boots,) while Chicago thin crust is the best/most varied in the world. Chicago does have some great deep dish options, but most people eat Chicago thin crust in Chicago, and would be appalled by samey NY deli shit. In fact one place in Chicago faithfully recreates NY style pizza, Luigi's on Clarke, and I used to work by there, and just thought it sucked (before I moved to NY and realized it was just crappy NY pizza.) No idea why Chicago places haven't taken over the country (there are tons of Giordano's in Chicago and surrounding area, now.)
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Because you're wrong. You have a large brain tumor that distorted your tastebuds.
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Do you subscribe to Jon Stewart's horseshit take? Nobody in Chicago grows up eating deep dish.
Pick a random name--"John's Pizza". John's Pizza on Western in Chicago is a uniquely great thin crust, blows out 95% of NY deli-tier shit.
http://johnspizzeriachicago.com/
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the /tv/ pedos are in love with that decoy girl
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I think the pedos got reverse decoy'd because they usually pull 18-20 y/o theater kids to do the acting.
She's about as convincing portraying a 13 year old girl as one of those high school dramas with an entirely adult cast.
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what a chad
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Always noticed how he's smart enough to mostly keep his mouth shut when being accosted by a j*urnalist, but too r-slurred to tell that they got a smol college freshman to roleplay as a 13 y/o.
But now considering your point, and you're right. That pizza looks fricking delicious. Now I see that the man is obviously too r-slurred to invoke the fifth.
My conclusion? The pizza was so good, that it saved some lawyer in Connecticut a whole lot of trouble in getting a pedophilia case dropped.
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I actually remember this clip pretty vividly, and now I want some pizza.
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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I'd rather fricking kill myself than step foot in either of those shitholes
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I love how Sokol is one of the guys that undersells his peepee and says it is small.
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NGL i was expecting someone had deblurred it and it was the pizzagate shop or something spooky like that.
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So is American on the autism spectrum now?
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Nutmeggers put clams on pizza which is fricking disgusting. Frick nutmeggers, just another reason to hate them and their shit state
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How do I unfollow you?
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I charge 2000 dramacoin
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Please take them and make it so
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You gotta gift them, then I click the Remove Follower button. There will be no claims of nonconsent.
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no
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That pizza looks like dogshit.
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The person I've seen get the most passionate over pizza was a Jew. Was at a festival and the pizza came out doughy and my manlet self had to literally try and hold back a 6'5 jewbear, who just came back from conscription in Israel, from beating the pizza lady up. Cool dude but I've never seen someone lose their head that way over food. Speaking as a person of the nose, do all of you get this way over pizza?
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They just don’t want to get gyped.
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