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So they're saying her weight/looks makes her worth?

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Some guy on twitter:

They cancelled the old roseanne so they needed to make a new one

https://twitter.com/option1gang/status/1449827352956047362

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When will foids ever learn?

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They haven't since the garden of Eden and that's been over 6000 years ago so no time soon.

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So one day Adam is hanging out in the garden and realizes that he's kinda lonely. So he says to God, "Hey God, I'm lonely here in the garden. Don't get me wrong, you're cool and everything, but you're up there in the sky and all holy holy holy. I wish I had someone more like... well more like me."

God looks down from heaven and booms, "Okay Adam. I shall create for you Woman. She'll cook for you. She'll clean for you. She'll cater to your every whim and desire."

Adam exclaims, "Wow, that sounds great! Wait a minute, I know you. There's got to be a catch."

"Why yes, Adam. It will cost you an arm and a leg".

Adam thinks for a minute and says, "say, what can I get for a rib?"


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One of my other favorite foid jokes is: why don't women need a drivers license? Because there ain't no roads in the kitchen.


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dishwasher

What an idiot, he got the loudest and least efficient model :marseyfacepalm:

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Also a very expensive one.

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A Russian joke on the same theme: (Marrow and brain are the same word in Russian)

Woman was created from the only bone of man with no brain.

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Можешь по Русский написать мой нигга ? Ото я нефига не понял

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Женщина создана из единственной кости мужчины без мозга.

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Ясно, спс

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foids

learn

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I don’t even see why it’s controversial to admit this. Celebrities are largely what they are because of their looks.

If Demi Lovato wants to be a normie she can, but it sucks

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I mean, foids know that anyway and the controversial part is saying it out loud instead of 'omg you're sooo brave how you express yourself'

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When I buffed up people started treating me much better. We are fancy apes so looks matters even tough leftist virtue signaling about looks doesn’t matter

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Taliban takes over Afghanistan


Heroin production plummets


Demi Lovato stops doing H and becomes a landwhale

Another failure of US foreign policy. DDD created this monstrosity.

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Americans never got H from Afghanistan. It used to be from the Golden Triangle and now it's fent from China.

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The Golden Triangle? Gotta admit I don't know much about that, I just wanted to make fun of Demi.

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It's in SE Asia, comprised of Myanmar, Thailand, and Laos. It's the setting of Tropic Thunder.

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I guess that explains why the laws against smuggling are so harsh in that area, particularly Phillipines and Indonesia. Must be cheap, prevalent and a big social problem for them.

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Most of these countries either have (Indonesia, China, Vietnam) or are pushing to reinstate (Phillipines) drug trafficing as a capital offence. A lot of the heroin produced in the triangle gets smuggled thru Chinese border provinces like Yunnan for domestic consumption and cut with fent but the newer synthetic drug of choice for rural opiodmuricans is carfentanil

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You mean the x100 stronger one? The Elephant?

Looks like the mayocide is closer than we think.

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Yes, the elephant and bear tranq that ruralcels cant seem to get enough of.

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I thought you need to have proper equipment to even handle carfentanil without dying from od, amerifats are really that hardcore when it comes to opioids

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Yeah it's over 10k times more potent by mass than morphine. It can be lethal to humans at doses as little as 20ug. If it's aerosolized, it's incredibly lethal to even be near it. I don't know how these dealers are getting it to the street because there's no human carfent medications. It's all bulk powder. I wouldn't want to go near that shit without full MOPP.

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They cut it with fent so it's safer

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Most of these countries either have (Indonesia, China, Vietnam) or are pushing to reinstate (Phillipines) drug trafficing as a capital offence.

I think you got them mixed up.

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Ehhh wrong. Anyone who’s had #3 before probably got it from Afghanistan. If you’re doing tar, you’re probably right about the origin.


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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This is a subject you clearly know more about, rofl. I'll take your word for it. I was mainly recalling the French Connection.

What is #3 specifically?

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Didn’t know that was a movie til recently. There was a very large heroin/cocaine vendor on Dream with that name though.


This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.

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I was actually referring to the actual French Connection, but yeah, there's a movie about it, too.

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I don't know what her purpose is but someone/thing keeps pushing this b-word back into the public eye because it certainly isn't her talent.

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It's so one day, this cow wins an award like this for all the the milk she produces.

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(‿!‿) ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ)

The only good thing to come out of that thread

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It’s like the movie the Matrix, except the machines are humans, the humans are cows, and there’s no Matrix for them to be sedated and even have a chance at joy. It’s only suffering.

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just a case of a washed up forgotten about celebrity trying to stay relevant. First it’s doing “talent" TV shows and then dramatically altering her appearance. Next thing she will come out as a trans man

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Coke gives you pure skin, weed makes your pores swim

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see prageru

PragerU videos are some of the most r-slurred videos I've ever seen.

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Good. That means they recognize their audience.

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:marseyagree:

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Really? That’s quite an achievement given what gets produced by rightoids and leftoids on a daily basis.

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I just want to thank you for using their prefered pronouns. Shows a touch of class.

class is one of the last words I would use to describe the things that care about pronouns

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Classy!

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Imagine waking up and looking in the mirror expecting the person on the left, only to see the person on the right staring right back into your soul.

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It looks like she went from

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to

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Addiction transference.

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She should get addicted to gym and good diet

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Claim she looks better than ever as an overweight, mulleted LARPing truck driver who stole her outfit from SheFest

I mean, redittors aren't exactly known for their good taste in, well, virtually anything

In one of these pictures they are deep in the throws of drug addiction and an eating disorder, in the other they are living their best life. You tell me which is which

Food addiction is also a thing so I like this comment because there are only correct answers

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Without knowing any context you would have to believe that she was living her best life on left picture, but that might just be me.

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oh dear. The truck driver mullet thing is not hyperbole. ooof


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp

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Demi a unique soul.

I think they're a little, "out there," but someone has to be the new, Shirley Mcclaine!

Edit, I have a they/them child I know better than to mis-gender.

Oh no

Life is joy. Just a weirdo hippy, left leaning, atheist who is polyamorous and ethically non monogamous, but not with just anyone.

https://old.reddit.com/user/naliedel/submitted/

Kid never had a chance.

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Jesus Christ, her post history is fricking depressing.

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Give us some highlights and put it either here on in a new thread. thx.

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She's 57 and:

  • weed posts

  • wine posts

  • is bartender and "rarely drinks during days she's working"

  • the pics make me feel sad

  • it's just a downer and, like, she's trying to be positive and it's sad

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and kids on top of it? Do they at least have a father figure?

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She also posts on r/polyamory, so maybe there were several!

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How long till become an hero?

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You think those bands are ancient? LOL :marseyfellowkids:

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Darn. Good point.

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In one of these pictures they are deep in the throws of drug addiction and an eating disorder, in the other they are living their best life. You tell me which is which.

Is this one of those trick questions where both answers are wrong

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IS THAT MICHAEL JACKSON?

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she/her


*they/their


she/her


*they/their


she/her


*they/their


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Demi lovato. They recently came out as nonbinary they/them pronouns, gained weight, kicked their drug addiction, and have a tv show where they act a bit stereotypically "sjw" toward aliens and ghosts.

It's funny how you can also use 'they' in that way for people you hate. I hate them so much I'm not even going to refer to them as human kind of thing

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First Disney gets rid of the Disney Channel and now this?

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I didn't really follow along that much because I had a life then but didn't this thing get shitcanned by Disney because a Jonas ratted on it and a bunch of videos came out showing it snorting coke and bullying people in its entourage like over a decade or so ago? Didn't in one it scream " I'm fricking demi Lovato b-word!" at some clinger on foid who told it that it needed to slow down on the coke intake? I mean you'd think in this new age of anti-bullying cancelling that those would be a major reason not to take a narcissistic psychopath serious and all these people praising it now are the same who would go after someone being an butthole to a co worker in 1984. Were those videos all scrubbed from the ol' net or something? Anyway I really unironically hope it o.d.s or ropes.

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I mean you can't really get cancelled if you have a rabid online fanbase that spends all day fighting people on the Internet to defend their kween. And, somehow, Demi Lovato seems to have a lot of nutso stans on Twitter. I accidentally came across them earlier this year when she whined about how a frozen yoghurt shop perpetuates "eating disorders" and "diet culture" because they offered low-calories cookies. And her stans were frothing to attack anyone mocking her for being a Karen. :marseyyikes:

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And her stans were frothing to attack anyone mocking her for being a Karen.

Another overused term that lost all meaning super quick. Funny how someone being so narcissistic can't comprehend that everything isnt directed towards it, is defended by it's fans by calling anyone who pointed out that it was being a "Karen". Apparently Kareni are only middle class.

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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I have been truly blessed this day 🙏.

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Wiz, I am now officially a more out-of-touch xoomer than you. I never heard of it until this post.

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I remember seeing it back in my fark days. Good ol' fark..

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Post has been y’alled. Too bad there’s lots of good marks in there we could’ve tormented.


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Holy frick how doomed are we if even our celebrities are starting to look like the average Walmart burger?

I don't have a positive outlook for the dating scene in the US.

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I'm happy I'm married because not only do I get to have my beloved foid by my side, but I don't have to deal with these walking dumpster fires. I couldn't imagine wading through a sea of mental illness, personality disorders, HAES, and people who are proud of these things.

No thank you.

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I'm a writer, artist, leftist, and verified mentally ill person. They/Them pronouns.

why did she say neurodivergent 5 times?

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I wanna be a druggie if that's what drugs do to ya

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:marseyjunkie:

:marseyjam: :marseyjam: :marseyjam:

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The amount of misgendering in this post is insane. You can dislike someone and still use their requested pronouns.

MuH MiSgENdErInG p:

i barely know who this random nobody is. how the frick am i expected to know she has decided she's a made up gender?

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I think she still has that eating disorder. She’s got seafood syndrome. She see’s food, and she eats it.

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What in the actual frick happened here.

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You people need to have a heart. Take a close look at the pic on the left and you’ll understand that the effort required to pass as female eventually became too much for her.

This is simply a well-considered rebranding in light of that reality

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I ordered a shit dildo using Google+. When it first came out, you had to sign up with G+ in order to get the discount. It was supposed to smell and feel like a shit. Was pretty underhelming when it arrived, because it only looked like a shit. It didn't even feel like a shit when it went in my boikitty. Needless to say, I don't use it anymore. The one upside was that the shit dildo was password protected, so no one else could use it.


Snapshots:

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Better hide that dildo, Snaps. Themi might think it's a Baby Ruth and start deep-throating it.

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