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Redditors clutch their pearls over :marseypearlclutch: a teenage foid musician fricking their soy-dads

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I'm happy to say that I've never heard a Billie Eilish song. Every time I see a picture of her it looks like she just crawled out of a fricking dumpster.

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You don't get it, she wants to be loved for her music and not her looks. Which is why when she turned legal she immediately posed in her underwear for attention.

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She dressed like a homeless 60yr old women because she didn’t want her UNDERAGE body being sexualised

And YES you should stream this industry plants new album

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She truly is disgusting looking. She looks like every pair of panties she owns are period panties.

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Not missing anything. Zoomer music is dogshit

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God bless Billie Eilish. I hope she has consensual s*x within the confines of marriage with every redditors dad. Break EVERY dad.

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Imagine freaking out on the female version of β€œI fricked your mom lol”

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fr, how is this considered edgy even? It's middle school tier

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17092367509484937.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17093267613293715.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1711210096745272.webp

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-6 points holy shit consent is not an all you can eat buffet. you don’t get a free pass if someone says something sexual about themselves 1 or 5 or 10 times it’s not ok.

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It's Millennials. Many of the same people who were totally into Britney Spears and Christina Aquilera singing about s*x with older men and wearing skimpy outfits (or nothing!) in their videos are now parents, and the prude-switch has flipped in their brain. Now s*x is dirty and scary and awful and they're totally against anyone under 21 having it with anyone else. And being a generation that was raised online, they've made it an online movement to call anyone even a single minute over 18 years of age who is dating someone a minute under 18 a "p-do". These same people give their teenaged kids a cell phone and an SUV and send them out onto the freeway to text and drive at 80 mph without so much as batting an eye, but if they find out their 17-years, 11-months, and 22-days-old daughter is dating a 19-year-old guy, then they freak out because their daughter is in danger and he's a p-dophile who corrupted her (even though they met in class when they were both under 18). My generation didn't get this. At least not in my part of the world. Gen X was ignored enough that we were just free to experiment as adolescents and young adults without people losing their minds over the idea that we were exploring our sexuality. Yeah, we hid our activities from parents as best we could, but our parents also weren't forming lynch mobs and ranting in the town square about 17-year-olds singing about s*x with anyone over 18. It was no big deal for our generation, for our older siblings' generations, and for our parents' generations. Now there's this "p-do panic" that reminds me a whole lot of the "Satanic panic" of the 80s. A lot of people losing their minds over the horrible things they imagine, but no real proof of any harm or epidemic of sexually-damaged adolescents. Just a lot of panic. Just a lot of "THEY'RE JUST CHILDREN" when it comes to s*x and ONLY s*x. Choosing a career, college prep courses, or agreeing to join the military to be sent overseas to kill people isn't outside the adolescent's ability to decide with these folks. Having s*x with someone is. Because s*x is the scariest, most dangerous, most serious thing in the entire world!!! Millennials and younger Gen Xers with adolescent kids need to get a grip. There's nothing wrong. Your kids are doing what YOU did. What WE did. What every generation of adolescents since the dawn of time did: Finding themselves. At the current rate of "BUT THEY'RE JUST CHILDREN!" I'm seeing on Reddit, it's going to become normal to see folks freaking out if anyone under 30 has s*x.

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Too many words but they ain't wrong though

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They never sang about s*x with old dudes though? Better example would have been Tatu which was obviously really creepy as frick even if you were young yourself at the time.

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What's Tatu?

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Russian kids doing (lesbian??) pop. Don't Google you'l likely end up on a list, might be misspelling.

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Wait they were underaged? :nervous:

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Acknowledged

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Tatu

Holy shit, that’s a blast from the past. All I can really remember is the repetitive β€œ*they’re not gonna get us!*” chorus - that’ll probably be stuck in my head for days now.

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Did Britney or Aquilera ever sing about s*x with old dudes? Don't remember that at all. Remember those (Russian ???) Kids Tatu though which would have been a way better example of what they are talking about. Don't Google Tatu unless you want to be on a list, it was fricking weird at the time and I was young then too.

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well pretty much every top comment thread is just quoting dirty songs from older decades, so I think the redditors are fine with 17 year olds being degenerates already

The amount of misapplied meaning to songs is hilarious though

"DAE AC/DC BACKDOOR MAN IS ABOUT BUTT SECX AND IT'S AKCTUALLY 'C*M' ON EILEEN??" :soyjakfront:

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All women are whores.

Having a daughter makes you a cuck.

Penn State lost to an Iowa team with the 80th best offense in college football.

Hashtag facts.

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Fashion is art. One day it's cool to dress in baggy clothes, the next it's cool to dress in your underwear. Who can tell? As an aspie, I just try to imitate what the people around me are wearing.

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Personally Billie is too young for me (I only swing for women who are 21+), but you'll never hear me complaining about young ladies with daddy issues, since I consider them one of the few solid pieces of evidence that we serve a loving God.

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Being a racist loser that makes fun of racist losers doesn't make you any less of a racist loser. Pretending you're too stupid to understand how you spend your free time doesn't make it any less pathetic to spend your free time that way.

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