https://old.reddit.com/r/AmItheAsshole/comments/qc6q6x/aita_for_denying_my_boyfriend_his_baby_blanket?sort=controversial
He comes to me asking if he could keep his baby blanket and bring it with him when moving into my place. I’m completely fine with it, I have my stuffed animal from when I was a baby.
It wasn’t until yesterday that I discovered his baby blanket isn’t actually a blanket, it’s his mom’s robe when she was nursing him. Obviously I was thrown off and frankly weirded out.
He then told me he also likes to sleep with it and would like to continue to sleep with it when he moves in. “We can cuddle together with it” was his exact words.
Your modern moid, ladies and gentlemen, nothing weird to see here.
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tfw no mommy gf to nurse you while she wear's your mother's robe
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Why even live?
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He’s like 20 and already trying to get married, he’s an idiot
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mashallah
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Only a matter of time untill he pulls out the diapers
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The only halfway acceptable explanation is his mother died when he was like 5.
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Died at 5 and he doesn't sleep with it. He keeps it in a box tucked away in a closet and only brings it out to quietly weep into it once a year with no one around to see him.
Toxic masculinity needs to come back in a big way. This Norman Bates behavior should have been bullied out of him by 16.
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She's alive. I wonder if she knows about the robe thing?
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I'm incline to make an exception just this one time. Although it's obviously weird as heck.
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She's not the butthole for trying to take it from him, she's an butthole for not dumping this weirdo in an extremely humiliating way.
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The joke is that the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" which is clever in itself and quite funny to those with a mature sense of humour but what's really just hilarious about it is that if you look closely at the front of this store, Sneed's Feed & Seed, you can see a line that reads "Formerly Chuck's". Now, this might go over the average viewer's head as this, THIS, is peak comedy. I doubt anything will ever be as funny as the joke about Sneed's Feed & Seed. Are you ready for this one? So, like I said, the place is called "Sneed's Feed & Seed" and this sign says "Formerly Chuck's", which means that when Chuck owned the place, well, I don't have to tell you...
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sure, pretty funny, snappy, i mean it doesnt have anything to do with this post, but there you go.
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Actually one of the Simpsons writers explained it on Twitter. Chuck needed money so he sold the store to Sneed who then re-hired Chuck.
The meme is only popular because one dedicated autist on /tv/ kept spamming it for 5 years until others picked it up
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What is wrong with this foid that she's agreeing to marry a man child?
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are you women? because if you are then EW
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Yes, I have successfully transitioned into three women
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I really don’t understand modern men. Being manly is fun. Why don’t we like it anymore? Nobody pushed me into this, this gender role wasn’t forced on me. Isn’t this fun for others too? Should I just convert to soy?
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unironically the chemicals are turning the frogs gay and alex jones was right, rampant low T levels everywhere
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