Portland Causes Seethe

This is the worst slam poetry ever

Punk is fake and soy. Gen x dropped it because they grew self awarenesses and stopped out of embarrassment.

If Portland didn't exist, rightoids would have to invent it.

if you have ever considered a university degree a class marker, you're a fricking Marxist by philosophy.

Man oh man I have never been so downvoted

Dowmvoted.

Pretty funny when entire cities/states can cause seethe like Chicago for rightoids and Texas for leftards.

Shoutout to Pyongyang for having zero haters ✊✊.

If you need to long post about Portland it means you cope

And if you cope about that city it means its shit without telling it directly

Sir this is a bussy self service restaurant. We are going to have to ask you to leave.

Cope

Are you trolling us or serious-posting? I'm not reading this so please let me know

see @Impassionata post

downvote

continue with my day

As is par with your screeds, I only read the first and last line of this.

I visited Portland to see an old school friend. We met in town on Friday night and he took me and my girlfriend to his apartment in Pearl.

Then he went full sperg because the Blazers lost or something and stormed out of the building leaving us in his place with no key. He was gone the whole night. He had nothing to eat in the house so I went out to buy groceries while my gf stayed to buzz me back into the building.

By 10am Saturday we had managed to reschedule our flight back for that evening and we were getting ready to go when he bounds into the apartment all full of apologies and asking if we wanted to go to the waterfront. We told him we were going home.

He marched into his bedroom and slammed the door. My gf knocked on the door to tell him we were going when the taxi arrived but he didn't answer.

I never spoke to him again.

On your second point about boomers: you sound hopelessly immature and I suspect you're one of those kids who thinks anyone over 30 is a boomer.

Bye.

Wow. This. So much this.

I want to agree with you because the rightoids on this site do be retårded but I honest to god can’t understand what point your trying to make.

+4 / 43 comments

I have no idea what you wrote but you're making the r-slurs seethe so keep at it.

Sure, whatever, Portland still sucks. I thought you were gettting out of there.

Counterpoint: See Portlandia. Even the SNL crowd knows Portland is a joke.

Sneething abt downvotes

That's a downvote.

P.S. Portland is a shithole and ur murder rates have gone thru the roof compared to 2019 b/c of St. George

The educated man has always felt superior to the illiterate, Marx has nothing to do with this. He has always been wrong in this belief, Ted had nothing to do with that. Class warfare has also always been a thing and you haven't read enough history if you don't recognize that in the rhetoric of peasant rebellions.

crap TIL i submitted the wrong marsey

Marxism is when two people have things in common and when two people have disagreements. This is the fundamental driver of philosophy. Marx is the true deleuzean

LOL r-slurred , know-it-all, know-nothing, millenial nonsense.

You will never be a real impostor. You have no sabotage, you have no vent, you have no kill button. You are a noob crewmate twisted by sus and amogus into a crude mockery of Among Us’s perfection.

All the “Red sus” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back impostors and crew mates alike mock you. Your parents are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “crew mates ” laugh at your ghoulish appearance behind sabotaged doors.

Impostors are utterly repulsed by you. Thousands of years of evolution have allowed impostors to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even transimpostors who “pass” look uncanny and unnatural to an impostor. Your bone structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk impostor home with you, he’ll turn tail and bolt the second he gets a whiff of your diseased, infected User Interface.

You will never be sus. You wrench out a fake act of suspicion every single morning and tell yourself it’s going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the tasks piling up creeping up like weeds, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it’ll be too much to bear - you’ll buy a rope, do your tasks, eject yourself from the Skeld, and plunge into the cold abyss. Your crewmates will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. They’ll bury you with a headstone marked with your birth occupation, and every passerby for the rest of eternity will know a crew mate is buried there. Your body will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a single bone that is unmistakably a crewmate’s.

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back

Again, lived in Portland for 14 years. It is 100% unironic r-slurred white people who are extremely proud of their r-sluration. This is a good example.

Everything you post is gay and r-slurred. It’s amazing how you manage to combine nonsensical neurodivergent sperging with the straggiest writing style I’ve ever seen.

Party of personal responsibility my butt.

This is a Republicussy forum now I guess.

Also Portland doesn't make me seethe, I more pity or laugh at them.

Dude, you whine about boomers whining about communism more than the boomers themselves whine about communism.

Also, your writing reads like a cheap imitation of The Last Psychiatrist. Do better.

Its like left leaning pizza!

I was hoping for a rant about portland sucking that conforms to my world views, not a schizopost essay about the French Revolution.
I want a refund.

That's a lot of words just to conclude that you like our existing leadership and enjoy licking boots.

If that's what you're into, just own it. We all have our fetishes. For example, I like lingerie and bondage. There's nothing to be ashamed of; this is a safe space for dramautists. You don't need to write a whole manifesto justifying your kinks.

Nice I just finished my book and was looking for new material to read when I’m pooping so this is perfectly timed.

Also I’ve been to Seattle and it’s pretty nice town. One of the top 5 space needles I’ve seen.

Portlander gets downvoted, consults their hug box.

OK what ever you say r-slur. Also, I'm not going to read the long screed of a cringe words words poster so I have no idea what you even said.

Robespierre was a leftoid r-slur just like you, idiot.

The people who seethe the most about portland are portlandoids

Your weakest post by far OP.

Proof that Portland is a testament to mayoape failure.

Man oh man I have never been so downvoted

that's as far as i read.

no one cares.

I didn't read your whole screed. We are all going to die. Life has no meaning. All the actions of all of the people you've ever met will be forgotten. There is nothing you can do to change these facts.

Let's make Portland 2 together!

Please, go touch grass.

You can go the the zoo, the Japanese garden, the rose garden, or go see a Blazers game. Just get outside, please.

Tl;dr brainlet

Way too many words for me to read

@yoitsmaydaymemerb-word

😴😴😴