Are you doing your best to make our journ*list friend feel welcome?

His @ is @ZakJason

Be sure to be friendly ECKS DEE DEE DEE DEE DEE

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Hey r-slurs, I'm not actually a wired journ*list. I guess you could say I'm more like a Lv20_Skeleton.

Long story short, I got in a ban fight with an admin and we played a game of manhunt. They thought they could sniff out any new alt I made and used to post within 48 hour sand I took that bet. They were pretty good at guessing which new accounts were me so I had to get creative and do some social engineering.

Pretending to be a journie to trick the jannies felt truly disgusting, but it worked and he never guessed I was a skeleton all along. And now that brings us full circle to you dumdums spamming my alt.

tl:dr: Did you believe this story about the Wired journ*list coming to visit rdrama.net? It's fiction. We made it up. It never happened. It NEVER HAPPENED. We got you. It's a story based on an urban legend that never happened

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Posting boring trans diary reddit comments = :marseygasp:

Posting reddit hooker bawwing = :marseyeyeroll:

Posting bardfinn's dox for the 80,000th time = :marseydisagree:

Convincing website admin they're going to be interviewed for a globally recognized MSM tech site just so they won't ban your account on sight = :marseyking: :marseyagree: :marseyvibing: :marseyvibing: :marseyagree: :marseyking:

The most impressive part is how long they let Carp believe in and prep for this "interview." Fricking bravo.

When we send the rightoids to the gulag we'll be sure to keep you around.

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Carp actually did catch on when I couldn't verify I was the real journ*list. I suspect Ruqqoids have tried every trick under the sun to get revenge on him.

My offer for an interview is still open to all mods and admins though if they want to answer a series of silly questions.

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It's fiction. We made it up. Complete fabrication. You've been bamboozled, deceived, hoodwinked, cheated, defrauded, duped, and outwitted.

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Dont make a comment, but a post, 100% sticky and frickton of awards

Amazing btw.

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I think a longer post is in the works by an admin. It's going to have screenshots of private messages and shenanigans behind the scenes so there will be some value-add to that.

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You think? You earned what you sow, reaper

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fancy

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I'm still waiting for the double fakeout where it turns out there really is a Wired journaIist coming, and you've been pretending you were pretending to be him all along.

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I'm the dude playing the dude disguised as another dude.

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Thank based skeltal

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This is the first time I'm even hearing of this nonexistent wired journo so lol.

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It was pretty obvious with your profile pic and header. I hope you crushed some people's dreams here though.

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This is rDramas default setting

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K

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Wait, carp wasn't in on it? Frick i don't feel bad anymore because i unconditionally trust everything carp says

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Nice diversion. I am not so easily fooled by this trickery, this is exactly what a dirty journo would say.

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You've grown so much :marseypat:

This post is definitely getting removed though lol

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@carpathianflorist doesn't like it when you pick on his new friends. :marseybluecheck:

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:!marseyshooting: :marseyjourno: :marseyshooting:

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@ZakJason want to play among us?

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CͨOͦMⷨEͤ РⷬLAͣY WIͥᴛⷮнⷩ uͧs͛

CͨOͦMⷨEͤ РⷬLAͣY WIͥᴛⷮнⷩ uͧs͛ @ZakJason

F̸̼̘̫̔͐͠O̴̟̝̪͊̓͘R̴̞̘̟͌͒͝E̸͙͆́̒͜V̸̢̞͕͋͘È̴͓̺̻͑͋R̴͓͇̪̔̾̽ A̴͚̘̞̿̽͘N̸͙̟͊͘͝D̵̢̼̺͋̔͝ E̸͕͕͍͊̕͠V̵͇͍͚͑̓E̴͖̦͖͒̈́͘R̸͇͔͇͐̐͘ A̵̞̺͓͊́̚N̴͓͍̘͛͛͘D̴̟͔̝͊̾̕ E̵͕͚̝͒̿͝V̸̡̢͖͛́͝E̴̢̼͖̔͝R̴̙͎̘͛̒̚ A̽͝N̔̽̔D̈́̓ Ë́̀͝V̾̿E͊͒͛R͌̽͠

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ITT: Dramatic irony.

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Idk wtf, idc, keep yourself safe

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may i send you a picture of my peepee to include in the article??? @ZakJason

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Forgot to @ him

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@The_Homocracy hasn't followed him. I hope its because he is j*urnalist.

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Since when could we message people?

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so cool and edgy of you

now stop playing on yer phone in class. you are going to get detention.

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Hey, i added trans rights.

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Humans did 9/11


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