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Goddarn, polycels are ugly [no drama]

https://old.reddit.com/r/polyamory/comments/qc710z/apparently_i_hat_guy_missed_a_few_spots_shaving?sort=controversial

There's nothing crazy here, just noting how unpleasant-looking this moid (male?) and foids (male) are. Under Allah these beasts would all be covered by the niqab. One day it will be so, inshallah.

Why are polycels always like this?

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IDK: those foids aren't fat. That's half the battle right there.

98% of 1st world problems can be solved with "lose weight".

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Healthy BMI female is a 6 minimum in burgertown, no exceptions.

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The first time I traveled abroad was to asia, I thought I had yellow fever because there were so many cute girls all over the place.

Then I went to Europe and realized no, it was just america had set the bar so fricking low literally anywhere was better.

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There needs to be an ugly tax.

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But Americans hate paying tax.

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Simple, I propose that your income tax rate be tied to your bodyfat %.

For every 1% below 25% and above 15%, lower your marginal rate by 1%. (male)

For every 1% above 25%, increase marginal rate by 1%.

For women, just scale up 5%.

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What if you're below 15%ΒΏ

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Eh, no need for additional bonuses beyond that.

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We need tax incentives for more daddy chrisses

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The skinny ones should have to pay it for not bullying their fat friends enough. That'd get them skinnier AND knock the airheads down a peg.

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Fat tax

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its time to take the yellowfever-pill king

:marseyjapanese: :marseycatgirl:

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Yes YES, UNIRONICALLY

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The red one is definitely a Choo Choo though. Not sure about the one in blue coz you can't see the face clearly

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You can see it enough to tell it's rough looking.

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We have established in the past that chicks with peepees are part of God's plan. Its the dilating axe wounds, reddit groomers and "I'm a trans lesbian" male feminists who are completely haram.

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Is that not a clear erection on the bluehair? Or do the pants just fit that poorly?

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Bro, the dude is literally a FtM. He passes so hard you did not even notice.

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FtMs are just built different.

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those foids aren’t fat

that’s bc they’re dudes

Trans rights are human rights!

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See my other comment and less with the transphobia friendo.

I have @QuadNarca on speed dial.

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family man is a GOOD show

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peter

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:marseyfamily:

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This, so much this.

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Luckily there is a family man

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peetah is good family man

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s*x on tv

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The OP posts in r/FTM_SELFIES and about their chronic depression.

Choo choooooooo

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omfg https://old.reddit.com/r/FTM_SELFIES/comments/q4u4mq/struggling_w_body_image_lately_but_i_actually/?sort=controversial

There is a before and after pic too and with a nose job she coulda just been a cute butch lesbian but now she looks fully mutilated. No wonder he's in a poly relationship and depressed. I would be too if I looked like that with my shirt off.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp

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I mourn the loss of the cool bull cute butch that many men of my generation got to befriend and the younger generations will apparently never know.

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One of my best friends in high school was among the first to go that way. At the time (she) was very butch, to the point that everyone at school thought the rest of us were gay by association. The best sense of humor and far from being one of these reddit/Twitter trains

Then (she) moved away and a few months later came out as FTM.

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FtM is the single greatest achievement a foid could ever make.

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It's what destroyed my creationism beliefs and accept the theory of evolution.

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At least my friend was tall for a girl and already androgynous looking, so didn't look too bad as a moid

It's completely r-slurred for these average/short birthing people though

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Shiiiit should I :marseytrain: since I’m also tall? :marseyrain:

Why can’t I be 5’2 :marseycry:

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Noooo girl don't do it, have you seen what ftm "peepees" look like? Even just the enlarged clits are hard to look at, but the surgical results put r/neovaginadisasters to shame

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I don't understand the enlarged clits. Don't they chafe and get irritated when they walk around? It sounds super uncomfortable. Especially for these autism-addled females.

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Lmao imagine having to literally pump a peepee up with air to be able to ride it πŸ’€

I needed to wash my eyes out with bleach after seeing T-clits tbqhwyf

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how tall are you

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I’m like 5’8 and a stupid half. Idk sweetheart what that is in slav units tho

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My first gf is now a butch lesbian. I'm waiting for her to come out as ftm

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We're you the one who made her realize it?

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I don't think so. She had another bf inbetween me and her gf so I just go with it was him

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:marseypat:

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Lol, you should've replied with:

:chadyes:

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What was she before? Just a regular lesbian?

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aliens 2 will become our greatest cultural heritage :marseysadge:

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I unironically simped massively for Vasquez as a child.

Fun fact: Vasquez was played by actress Jeanette Goldstein.

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a happy ending for a poly relationship is a suicide pact :marseypepe:

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:platythumbsup:

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kek

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:!marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyshooting: :marseyrope:

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This is art

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That said, even FTMs like this one pass a million times better than most MTFs. Why is that?

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:marseyglow:

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No, it's just the difference in male and female features. Trying to look feminine with a male base of features doesn't work well whereas the opposite does

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The face passes, but those big butt scars where the tits used to be give it away. Even with a shirt, if this truly was a fat dude, he would have moobs. He looks like a deformed fat man if we want to call that "passing."


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp

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For this particular case sure but I’m general they tend to pass much better.

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Yes, I do think FTM are less crazy and pass. They look like cute femboys a lot of times. I still don't know if I could date one. I can't see not having the thrill of seeing a peepee go soft to hard. It's such a fun thing to do.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp

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Male features are much more sharp and can't be hidden with all the estrogen and surgeries in the world. A man trying to look feminine just doesn't work

Female features are much more soft and so ftms can pass as feminine/androgynous men. They're often fat which also helps

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T can change bone structure.

E cannot change skin.

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You look great dude!

You have a great body! Be proud!

You look fricking amazing!

You look great bro. Chunky guys represent πŸ‘Š

Does it not hurt to lie to somebody's face like this? Do these "people" have no soul?

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they're also ugly/fat themselves so they hecking validate themselves by telling other uggos they are beautiful

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Ahh, I fricking knew that was a female.

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πŸš‚πŸšƒπŸšƒs really did themselves a disservice by making themselves so visible and having several πŸš‚πŸšƒπŸšƒ celebration months a year because some of the ones that put effort in might still be passing these days. Now my πŸš‚πŸšƒπŸšƒdar is on point and I can sniff one out a mile away.

Literally.

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:marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke: :marseypuke:

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She should sue her surgeon for placing her nipples so fricked up in relation to each other :marseyeyes:

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Yeah, the surgeon did a shitty af job.


Krayon sexually assaulted his sister. https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241526738973.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17118241426254768.webp

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:marseyglow:

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the train/poly crossover is too darn powerful

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Nooo, they were married years before she became a he. That's rough. He's got good taste in music though. He keeps psting about how hot Hayley Williams is.

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The OP wears Big Dogs t-shirts in current year 2021 lmao

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3 dudes

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Transphobia is NOT welcome on this gay dating trans right board.

Apologise RIGHT NOW.

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REPENT MOTHERLOVER!!

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I agree with my wifes peepee

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2 dudes and a chick lmao. The OP is a FTM :marseylaugh:

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REPENT MOTHERLOVER!!!

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REPENT MOTHERLOVER!

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REPENT!

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TRANS LIVES MATTER!

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Most attractive polycule

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Lmao the guy is an FtM, I'm gonna take a shot in the dark here and say the girls are MtF. :marseyeyeroll: :!marseyeyeroll:

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They're definitely trans, they have broad shoulders, blue hair is flat, has the jaw of a man, and overall simply looks like a long haired dude, orange hair has that horrific face trains that don't pass have, and their hair are dyed ridiculous colors.

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Orange has broad shoulders and purple is an uncute twink. My guess, if they talk with each other it would sound like a comedy sketch.

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Are we sure government didn’t programed those obvious mental ill people to reproduce with each other to create superior slave race ?

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All I see is a chad with 2 GFs, he is in the early stages of establishing his harem, godspeed :marseyking:

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Every hot/degenerate s*x story you've heard on reddit was done by fat or ugly people. it's 2021 people, they can have s*x too.

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I wish they couldn't.

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He is basically dating an eight, 4+4.

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Rotund Mike Stoklasa lookalike

Deadeyed SSRI-stare blue-haired girl

Horsey, aging "le quirky" chick with hideous cheap dye job

Sad!

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Absolutely haram, we need to launch these degenerates into the sun ASAP

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:chadjihadi:

:marseyisis:

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The only thing more pathetic than this post is how you think people actually actually care.


Snapshots:

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