I've seen a lot of people showing our resident journ*list @ZacJason some love recently, so now is a great time to talk about his lack of journ*listic credentials (and skin).
All of this started because @Lv20_Skeleton decided to apply my first ever ban award to a really great post I wrote about never saying the N word. Not only did he ban my excellent post, he had the audacity to ban me TWICE. In response, I did what any self respecting Jslur would do when staring down a 48hr ban, and sperged out immediately - banning every post and comment I could find from this vile skeletoid. Eventually this totaled 12 bans. As many of our resident rightoids know, I am a FAIR and JUST janitor - so obviously I would never apply 12 days of ban without providing an alternative to freedom. My offer to boneman was a challenge to play manhunt.
Nobody ever takes me up on my offers to play this game, so I expected lazy attempts at sneaking through the new user list at best. @Lv20_Skeleton is not the average poster though so it should be obvious where this is going...
We were reading this JOslurs articles. Disgusting!
This went on for days, because we wanted to believe.
My Bussy [BLASTED]
Carp Bussy [BLASTED]
Zac Jason Bussy [BLASTED]
Respaaaj Bussy [BLASTED]
Idio3 Bussy [BLASTED]
FrozenChosen Gussy [BLASTED]
JimieWhales Xussy [NOT BLASTED]
Dahl_Fook Bussy [VERY BLASTED]
UraniumDonGER [ERRECTED]
Quintuple Jslur bussy blasting simultaneously, right under our noses.
Let this @Lv20_Skeleton serve as an example for everyone that being banned is an opportunity to wear someone else's skin, an opportunity for greatness. I love the boneman and you should too.
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rdrama ban evasion manhunt championship when?
Here are some additional screenshots from behind the scenes: https://imgur.com/a/cAKQhFK
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I offered you box seats at a Riverhounds game and you should have just SHOWED UP
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You never accepted my offer for an interview >:(
I would be good at asking questions about the site, probably better than some braindead "internet culture writer".
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This was my advice to him in DMs
Just show up, enjoy those sweet box seats and then ask Carp if he is drinking enough calcium.
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You...you played with bionicles....?
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No chance lol
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Oh ok so you were just toying with him to make him let his guard down. Classic strategy dad.
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That's what I thought, turns out I was already deep in the skeleton web of deceit. I never had a chance
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I like where you point out a toy had DSLs. It might have worked on easing the suspicions of a normal person but not an autist like skelly.
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Wait, you live in Pittsburgh?
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https://aws.amazon.com/free/
EC2 instances = foolproof
unless they ban the whole Amazon IP range
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I'm taking notes. You got any guides on email spoofing or hacking people's Twitter accounts?
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no dude i'm not evil
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I believe it’s fairly trivial to edit the email headers before sending out the email. You may need special email client.
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I would be the champion because literally anyone could write my posts
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I thought I was going to have an internet friend (Carp) in high places.
Truly the biggest victims are always women.
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These guys operate at entirely different levels than I do - their Shenanigan levels are over 9000 whelp.
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I like that you’re milking his A game for your own dramacoin. Expertly done. One final hoodwink.
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I asked him to make the post because I'm lazy and it's gonna be funny when I ban award him on this post too.
j/k j/k
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Son you deserve 5 more levels for this.
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done
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Amazing
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I tried to get him to make a post! but he's a smooth operator, didn't want the exposure I guess.
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Take note you vapid low-effort bitches.
This shit is funny.
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We don't even get mad if you get us like this. Full-on respect.
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What was the "sports tweet"?
edit: for the record, this one apparently https://twitter.com/zakjason/status/1450559491142000641 see the explanation below.
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Ask
@carpathianflorist for exact details, but they were arguing over verification for the "journo", who (obviously) didn't want to do our standard "post 6 digits", so carp suggested a tweet about his sports team or something. It just so happened that the real journo tweeted about something sports-related then 
, "confirming" skeleton's credentials.
Incredible luck, tbh.
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Huh, yeah. Are you sure he isn't playing a triple game with you?
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Way ahead of you:
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I find the mere suggestion that I am a journ*list irl to be offensive and uncalled for. I encourage anyone who truly believes this to ask the real Zak Jason. Maybe show up to his work at the Wired office and start asking him questions about whether or not he's a skeleton or has visited the rdrama site.
I've come to the realization that there may be future legitimate attempts by journ*lists to ask admins questions but they will just accuse the journ*lists of being me. Even if you think you're pretty sure it's not a troll next time, there will always be a lingering doubt in the back of your mind that you are being played. "Would Skeleton really impersonate a journ*list and work at the New York Times for 20 years just to deceive us into thinking we're going mainstream? How could he possibly do such a thing??"
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By the way! Someone with twitter should link him this post, saying that some internet troll impersonated him to troll other internet trolls! Maybe we will get an article out of him after all!
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Carp is already planning on it. We're way ahead of you, again.
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AND FOOD
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But well played @Lv20_Skeleton
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Holy shit that article on Bojack horseman
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His most recent article is about the evils of the meme “the internet remains undefeated.” Looking this alleged meme up, though, yields his article as the top 2 results. The third result is a Reddit post from over a year ago with 12 upvotes.
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Average blowing shit out of proportion journoid.
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Average literally making shit up journoid
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"I made it up."
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Tricking all the world leaders into believing he is the president and accomplishing a fully in effect peace deal between Palestine and Israel
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Reminds me that some rando with a Pepe pfp on Twitter was able to negotiate with the Taliban a safe passage for all Spanish nationals from Afghanistan.
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Honestly I don't think we can stop him anymore.
Lv20 sure, but Lv25?
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In my defense I didn't read his articles but he seemed differently gifted enough that we couldn't tell the difference between him and a regular rdrama differently gifted individual.
Also frick off Dad you aren't my real dad
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sad
https://rdrama.net/post/19769/request-for-interview/498625/?context=10#context
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shut up
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everyone suckered in by this/anyone who cared should resign immediately and log out of the drama peepeesword prior to commiting self safety exercises
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This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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My hope has turned to cope.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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I’ve always been cope 😪
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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HWo To Buy AMC STOCK --GMESTOCK on RDRAMA Brokage. ?? Suybmittnig BBB complaint NO REsponse. From CUst Svsc. Pay Ebill COmmand STILL NOT WORK Thx;d
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Still better customer service than Robinhood
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said this earlier and i was so close :(
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Is there a bussy blasting badge? If so Mr Skeleton deserves it
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I gave him an exclusive, one of a kind, 'King of J slur baiting' masterbaiter badge.
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Thanks for that. I don't think it's showing up on my profile though so maybe someone else awarded it to me again and it disappeared?
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fixed
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noice
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Holy shit, you top guys operate at a level of shenanigans I wouldn't even think of. Hats off!
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UraniumDonGER [ERRECTED]
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Daddy knows what he wants
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Looks like our words of encouragement for
@carpathianflorist worked. Good job everyone!
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So we cant tell a journo to sneed?
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You absolutely can! The only thing holding you back is your belief in yourself.
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Orange man bad
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Illegal for leafs
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Incomprehensibly based. You might be the only person on this site to rival MasterLawlz in trolling abilities, and he threw the entirety of SRD into chaos.
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lmao tiktok screenie is basically my thoughts in a nutshell.
frick journ*lists
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Buncha namestrags jerking each other off
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If you're going to use 4chan lingo
at least make sure you know what it means, lol. We're all "namestrags" here by definition. There is no anonymous posting option on the site...
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Okay, do you hate disabled people? Do you hate people who are not neurodivergent? You know, the world is full of neurotypicals who love to use computers. I'm not sure what world you're living in but i mean, at red hat we support all sorts of customers with all sorts of needs What if you're playing openttd from an airplane and don't have our software override installed? The towns are going to get mad at you and you're going to cause a giant scene on the plane! Listen to me you little neckbeard, system V unix people and suckless people are a bunch of libertarian holier-than-thou nerds who have no grasp on reality. They don't talk to people outside of IRC. They still use mailing lists as their main form of communication! I mean, what world are you living in people?! At red hat we make Linux for the desktop. We support user interfaces, graceful fallbacks, we develop advanced software solutions that the unix standards people call ugly. Well, if you think Red Hat's kernel patches are ugly, god knows what they'd say about Microsoft Windows! How about Apple?! You know you people say you want progress, but what do you really want? If you have a better solution for the mean towns in openTTD i mean, it's free software, people! You can make your own changes! You get it for free! Send me a patch, I love patches. I'd love to discuss the issue in a github thread, so I can say No, and then lock and limit conversation in the thread, and put it on github-drama. I love getting downboated! I'm Lennart Poettering and I love getting downboated!!!one!1! I'm not done. We make software for real people. Do you know that I've never used fluxbox? That's right. I've never honestly used fluxbox by myself. If you alternate window manager people want to come up to me, and say fluxbox is more convenient, i mean, i'm all ears people. I'm listening. Why does fluxbox exist? Why do we have afterstep? Dear god... people still use stacking window managers? I'm sorry but, I use computers to get work done. My workstation is just a tool I use to implement the abstractions I've architected on whiteboards and IRC. I don't have time for making sure all tasks can be properly backgrounded and foregrounded without altering their program state, or reading the latest garbage that the X window people of vomited up on their way out of their latest homoerotic circlejerk. There are so much more important things to be done in computing like reaching more users, reaching the world, and opening up our ideas to people who don't use alternative window managers. Do you know what? I don't even know what window manager I use, and I don't care. And I'm not telling you what text editor I use because it doesn't matter. You people need to seriously focus on the real problems in our community, which is the discrimination that my software receives just because of who i am. Why do you hate systemd? why do you hate the convenience i've provided? My amazing contributions? Did you know that every other CVE that's released is related to systemd? Like, it's just software, people. And because my name is on it you need to hyperventilate and open up urgent security reports that have been there all along? It's not my fault that my software was the one to expose the problem. The problem is in the standard, we just implement the broken standard, and then break our contract with the standard when necessary. I don't give a flying deutschmark about about what's written in the standard, what I care about is what's in the Linux kernel. Real-world scenarios. It doesn't stop there. You people target me and incriminate me. You want to read how much 4chan-level trash is in my email inbox every day? Get a life. Move out of the basement. Start contributing if you really care that much. But jesus, just stop.... whatever this is.
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What???
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shut up carp
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Alright, are we concerned about this? What's he going to say? That rdrama is a vile cesspool of hate where people like to post cute kitten emojis? Are we worried about a potential doxxing?
Personally, I think my post history here is pretty defensible. As an early adopter of the internet, I grew up in a time when a lot of the discourse on the internet was sarcastic and funny (but mildly inappropriate) banter, and I like to participate in those forums since it makes me nostalgic for those days. If anybody wants to attribute malicious intent to that, they can see me in court because I'm very litigious when my reputation is defamed.
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based. And called it. rdrama is gay why would he care lmao
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I don't get it when I skim and it's too long for me to try to parse through it.
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Unfathomably based, frick carp and frick jannies
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