https://twitter.com/dannydeurbina/status/1453421181596487683?s=20
Sen. @TedCruz just broke AG Garland π₯π₯π₯
— Danny De Urbina (@dannydeurbina) October 27, 2021
Watch. pic.twitter.com/dELwBfshXI
Never thought I'd see the day that Ted Cruz speaks coherently for 10 minutes. Retweeted by the Daily 
so I'm expecting a lot of seethe in the twitter roundup.
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Ted Cruz's head gets bigger and bigger everytime I see him, how much longer will the rest of his body be able to support it.
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The beard keeps growing and as we've all learned that beards exist only for men with weak jawlines to trick persons of birthing
https://rdrama.net/post/20972/psa-beware-of-no-shave-november
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That was honestly their most based and factual post of all time
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Chinlets btfo
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huge jaw and small chin, what a combination
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The lizards lay their eggs in the top of the skin suit. Pretty common biology.
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Imagine getting dabbed on this hard by Ted fricking Cruz lmao. I would end it right there.
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This is litteraly like if a supreme justice got btfo by ben Shapiro lol
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American political theatre by the right. Maybe a sternly written letter will come from it.
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America has seen a big spike in murders and have cities like Chicago refusing to do anything about it, in a sane country the feds would step in but in burgerland they're too busy going after parents for complaining about schools adding in even more white guilt into the curriculum
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True but unless white people are getting shot they wonβt do anything. The people getting shot and murdered are gang bangers so nobody cares. Just make sure you stick to the good side of town and youβll be fine.
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We're at an all-time low in violent crime lol https://macrotrends.net/countries/USA/united-states/murder-homicide-rate
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Interesting being the govt is saying burgers murder rate increase is the highest in their history
https://usnews.com/news/health-news/articles/2021-10-06/us-murder-rate-up-30-during-pandemic-highest-one-year-rise-ever
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post proof
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https://cdc.gov/nchs/nvss/vsrr/mortality-dashboard.htm#
Under options choose cause of death as homicide obviously
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You absolute spez learn to read the graphs you send peple
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The peaceful protests for St Floyd caused an enormous spike in murders - there were about 30% more in 2020 than in 2019 and now we're back to 90s murder rates. πs realized that policing πs has a decent chance of getting their life destroyed because of a junkie overdosing at the wrong time, so they left them to their own devices and the obvious result... resulted.
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post proof
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Do you have a source on that?
Source?
A source. I need a source.
Sorry, I mean I need a source that explicitly states your argument. This is just tangential to the discussion.
No, you can't make inferences and observations from the sources you've gathered. Any additional comments from you MUST be a subset of the information from the sources you've gathered.
You can't make normative statements from empirical evidence.
Do you have a degree in that field?
A college degree? In that field?
Then your arguments are invalid.
No, it doesn't matter how close those data points are correlated. Correlation does not equal causation.
Correlation does not equal causation.
CORRELATION. DOES. NOT. EQUAL. CAUSATION.
You still haven't provided me a valid source yet.
Nope, still haven't.
I just looked through all 308 pages of your user history, figures I'm debating a glormpf supporter. A moron.
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https://heyjackass.com/
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post proof
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Chicago has had more homicides and shootings in 2020 and 2021 than there have been in at least the last 10 years. The heat map shows that the crime is moving up into white neighborhoods as of last year which is a very BAD trend and the mayor trying to fire half our police force for not getting a coof vaccine isnβt helping.
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Chicago has had more homicides and shootings in 2020 and 2021 than there have been in at least the last 10 years. The heat map shows that the crime is moving up into white neighborhoods as of last year which is a very BAD trend and the mayor trying to fire half our police force for not getting a coof vaccine isnβt helping.
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videos like this usually make me cringe since the politician on the offensive talks like they're tom cruise in the last court scene of a few good men, but this one is pretty funny
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It's because he interrupts "umm"s so it's basically a highlight reel. Still overdramatic
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A sternly written letter started it.
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I hate canadians like Ted Cruz and Kamala Harris who don't wear black face.
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Ted's not gay enough to be one of our politicians.
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you need to wear blackface 4 times on camera to lecture others about tolerance in leafland
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Cruz was a top debate strag so predictably he does well in situations like these. Unfortunately for him he was a top debate strag so the public will never like him enough to elect him president.
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Was he the "Please clap" guy or am I thinking of Jeb Guacamole Bush? Tbh the last time I looked at a republican primary it was Ron Paul, Buddy Roemer, Mittens, and the Ambassador to China.
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Jeb! Was the please clap guy.
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The fricking army? Are you serious? As somebody who was once in the US military, but got the frick out as soon as possible, let me tell you about how truly evil and depraved the military is. During Basic Training, we were forced to this chant before shooting at the rifle range : "If they're brown, shoot them down!" At the rifle range, we fired at both adult sized targets and child sized targets. Half the targets were painted as being armed, and half the targets we were supposed to shoot at were painted as innocent civilians holding flowers. We were supposed to shoot at any target, regardless of whether it was armed or unarmed, whether it was an adult or a child. The only time in Basic Training we were allowed to watch tv was when the news showed reports of Muslim civilians being "accidentally killed" in air strikes. We were forced to scream "yes!" every time the news mentioned an innocent brown person being killed. As soon as I saw how truly evil and depraved the US military was, I GOT THE FRICK OUT. I went straight to the Drill Sergeants and told them I didn't want to be part of their right wing terrorist organization. I told them that I REFUSED to kill innocent people of color, and take part in unjustified wars of aggression. The Drill Sergeants responded by tying me up and beating my with their machine guns for ten minutes straight. They told me that I wasn't leaving and that if I ever tried to speak up against their hate and bigotry again, they would murder me. I took matters into my own hands, and jumped out the window at night while the Drill sergeants were asleep. This was the second floor, and fortunately I landed in some bushes. I ran the frick away from the base I was at, and have not returned to this day. Every Time any American expresses admiration for the military, I fricking VOMIT. I was in for long enough to see that the US military is a white supremacist terrorist organization, just as bad as Daesh.
Snapshots:
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Lmao my favorite copypasta. The image of some drills swinging MGs at a tarded recruit like an MS-13 initiation is too good.
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Okay and?? What are you going to do about it other than sneed and cope? This is all a big circlejerk, when Republicans and democrats are done attacking each other in public they go to the same basement dungeons to frick kids. The idea that Democrats or Republicans will ever punish members of the other side for corruption and other criminal acts is the most r-slurred meme I've ever seen propagated, this country will not improve until we behead them all, take the frogpill bros.
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tl;dw
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Punished Cruz.
He's a pretty good oral advocate tbh. The letter comment was disingenuous though.
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