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Hey r-slurs, there aren't bonuses for awards

This is an admin scam for paypigs to burn their dramacoin. Upvote me for this life saving information. Or downvote me because the truth makes you cope and seethe.

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Hi guys, it's me @carpathianflorist here.

I am an evil b-word who killed both Brian Laundrie and Gabby Petito. That's right, I'm admitting it and I will NEVER face justice.

Nor will you ever get any dramacoin for your awards btw.

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How could you, carp?!

:marseycarp3: :marseyohno:

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nice try, GABBY, we know you killed Brian and faked your death, and now you killed our own very carp and want to replace him? Do the right thing, psycho, and turn yourself in

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CARP was a bear this whole time?? :marseysus:

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It's fun, who cares?

t. esteemed drama user

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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@carpathianflorist @Aevann

Are all the vote links dead or is it just in specific threads. Not that I ever look at those

shout out axolotl and zozbot for doing the hard work around here.

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Yeah they killed them on purpose. I asked Aevann before he posted that newest changelog.

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It’s not real lmao, look at my post history

@carpathianflorist

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Unironically you telling me it's not real makes it feel more real. Downvote this interloper.

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You say that but carpathianflorist is actually a cool guy. We met at Ruq-con (same hotel floor) and after the VIP party we went to a bar for some more drinks. He's kind of strange, he has rainbow hair and a lilac suit (he likes to be counter-culture) but he's a smart guy who makes the types of joke that you wouldn't repeat around deal old Grandma, over all fun to be around. The only odd thing was when I went to the urinal before I left he came up behind me, slipped a finger in my butt and said "No one will believe you" and walked off without another word. Not a bad guy when you get to know him.


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INSIDE JOB

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Frick off carp.

Snapshots:

reveddit.com

archive.org

archive.ph (click to archive)

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I hope the ghost award stays past homoween. Anonymous threads are fun.

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disregard my above comment, i suck peepees

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I would say "no one's that r-slurred to fall for that joke" but then like 400 fell for Carp's subscriber troll to I guess you all are that r-slurred.

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Yeah okay, next your going to tell me that Santa Clause isn't real too...

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