Proud trans lesbian MΓ©tis boomer 
Hats off to Carp for the idea. Free post awards can't be blocked and it's nice to remind your favourite janny how much you appreciate her work enforcing Reddit's TOS across the world. Send a nice message with the award reminder her to pay child support this month.
I dunno if this warrants a post but IDGAF, don't read it if you don't like it.
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I wrote him a nice poem
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Based limerick artist.
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The last line is supposed to rhyme with the first two you r-slur
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A stanza does not require an AABBA scheme, r-slur. If you insist that it must be a limerick, however, change the last line to βbut he still beat his next of kinβ.
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I think he has too many syllables on the second line too. I'm not a poetcel so I'm not sure but it feels off
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Thanks for the reminder, I created u/hello_wife_beater for this express purpose and I had an award to give.
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I got gilded which gave me 100 free coins the other day, which I used to send three (3) All-Seeing Eye awards to the pinned post on her profile, which she hid around 3am. I would strongly recommend using that post to spam awards.
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Nice. Who gilds your posts asking for people's BMIs or telling them that they're dating two ugly men though? Must be some wealthy dramanaut out there.
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Nice. Fleecing the rightoids is always a good thing.
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Was he redditing AND larping as a hot peepee thirsty lesbian on Second Life at the same time?
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Do they see your username, if so I need to make a wifebeater01 account to send him these gifts
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I think so? Hope so.
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I've never had a free award on any of my accounts, don't know why
Edit: well, I have the award now but I can't seem to gift it to anyone on AHS. I can only give them paid awards. Sad.
Edit 2: nevermind, I gave it to his alt
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You need the app or new reddit. There's a coin icon at the top right and every once in a while the coin will turn gold (ususally it just says "get coins" but every now and then it says "award" or some shit).
I didn't know this either until someone told me, every week or so you get a free one.
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Oh wow, yeah I never would have known. Every time I smell even a vague whiff of new reddit I go back.
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You can get it on old reddit, too.
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I made a new deadbeat dad account, so now I await my free coins.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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How do you get free awards? Can you even use this shit on old reddit?
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THIS WEB SITE HAS BEEN MOSTLY TAKEN OFFLINE BECAUSE OF THE TELEMETRY REPORT. IF YOU CAN SEE THIS, YOU ARE ONE OF THE SCANT FEW WHO CAN SEE THROUGH THE HOLOWEB.
Snapshots:
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